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@ericxc44 @RonanMullier @TweeterAlliss This is the type of AI shit we have to deal with. Or, it's a real human who has more brains in his toenails than his head. Either way it's a total bellend

@RonanMullier @TweeterAlliss Thats why all the best Euros leave your poverty tour to come play the PGA

Let’s completely omit Rory’s DP wins and earnings. Splendid.

@DuncMcKay @ArthurlieKillie Hot air balloon over the pitch for tomorrow

@ArthurlieKillie It's a great bit. In true sports entertainment style, they need to keep ratcheting it up each game at Hampden

That is very funny tbf

@consumer_common @TheGriftReport #bot

We are living in a clown world. If someone travels to the UK from Iraq or Syria, goes through several safe European countries, and finishes up in the UK by small boat from France, they're welcomed with a 5-star hotel. Nothing makes sense anymore. Her life has been turned upside down. This is an unqualified civil servant's fault; what a stupid idea. Insane.

26-year-old Natasha Cochrane De La Rosa, born and raised in north London, is stranded in Spain after a holiday in Amsterdam. The dual British-Spanish national was refused boarding her flight back to the UK because she used her Spanish passport. She was caught out by a new immigration rule requiring dual nationals to enter Britain on a valid British passport. Despite having a British birth certificate and stacks of UK documents, the Home Office says she’s not logged as a citizen. Now stuck in Seville, facing potential job loss and calling it an absolute nightmare. Bureaucratic fail or her own stupidity?

@GodsgreatG @Malatjie_ Humans now as different to humans 200 years ago, agree or disagree

@Malatjie_ But we’ve way to document all these very tiny evolution.

I have a genuine question. Many scientists say humans evolved from apes and other primates. So why don’t we see that kind of evolution happening today? Why does it seem like it stopped?

@EasyPeasy_3 Also watching sport in the evening is better, also less competition from other events. It's starts the season off nicely

@ThePundit_ @scotlandscoeff1 @EwenDCameron You have to remember, Ewan is a fan, so is over excited, can't think straight, and on top of that is a jambo.

Just listened to this and the difference in the way Gavin of @scotlandscoeff1 conducts himself in a debate to @EwenDCameron is night and day. Calm and informed, Ewan definitely not calm The split isn't perfect but it's made our league the most interesting in Europe this season.

@DougWahl1 As much as people can hate on Donald and the family, and fairly so, you are allowed cameras on the course. Just not phones. So there is no proof these aren't from a camera.

SHE TOOK HER PHONE ON THE COURSE! Kai Trump is coming under criticism, and possibly facing a life-time ban from Augusta National after posting several pictures. Phones are prohibited at the Masters! Those who break the rule are restricted from ever coming back. Your Thoughts?

@AJ_CELTIC Depending where you are the Masters app is great

Reliable streaming sites for abroad Celts to watch the Masters?

@Fitzy__07 And combine with Cvancara you might have GG

If you take the finishing of Kelechi Iheanacho, and combine it with the fitness and drive of Daizen Maeda, you'd have.... Kyogo. The man we didnae replace 😂

@1dailyshot @MayMilesThomas Films involving people portraying New Orleans and the deep south should be subtitled. They and crazy hard to understand, but we try, we get bits but it's not easier than understanding scottish accents

@MayMilesThomas I believe it's possible for something to be 'too long' (though that's subjective), but not 'too dark' or 'too Scottish'. I was told by an American friend that when he saw 'Local Hero' in Madison, Wisconsin, it was subtitled, as it was obviously felt to be 'too Scottish'.

My second feature was described by London exhibitors as “too long, too dark and too Scottish.” I bet they never said that about Béla Tarr’s films. James McAvoy: ‘I’ve been “that Scottish person”, reduced to a noise that comes out of my mouth’ theguardian.com/film/2026/mar/…

@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens Stop being stupid, yes scotland should be 100 sustainable, but that means helping European friends power themselves. That's greener than getting oil/gas shipped from other parts neither world. Use the tax/earning from the North Sea to pay for more sustainable measures

This certainly isn't Nicola Sturgeon's SNP any longer 🌍🔥 Only the @scottishgreens are serious about tackling the climate crisis and lowering bills by ending our reliance on oil & gas.

@BenGrahamUK @richjamesdobbs @UnashamedBrit Private equity more like, asset stripped and moved on

@richjamesdobbs @UnashamedBrit Sounds like mismanagement

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@stairwaytohe11 Also forced DDs hand to bring in a top coach and we won the next 12 domestic trophies.

Got to the final, lost and rioted in the pitch btw haahahahahahah

@Tyler_RFC55 @scotlandscoeff1 @NiallWorthing67 Not really, Hearts have ground out results, so have Celtic, just not as much but rangers have got 10 more points already than they should have. So he is spot on

@scotlandscoeff1 @NiallWorthing67 He cites Rangers “riding their luck all season” as the main reason why Celtic are ahead of both Rangers and Hearts in his projected winner statistics. Have Celtic not done the same all season - arguably to a greater extent?

Wrote about the SPFL title race, title chances for Celtic, Rangers and Hearts, how the teams in my model are rated, and the permutations for all 3 at Ibrox this Sunday. niallwfootball.substack.com/p/a-blockbuste…

@scotlandscoeff1 @NiallWorthing67 If Hearts slip Motherwell are fully there to win it. Not sure why people keep ignoring them

Good article mate. Am I totally overestimating Motherwell? Your model expects them to be 15 points behind Celtic come the end of the season. They've taken 5 more than Celtic over the last 12 games, so taking 11 less than them over the next 11 would be a big swing? No data involved in my question haha, just coming from a position of clinging on to hope that we have an insanely competitive final day where none of the top four positions are secure. I'd be disappointed if Celtic were 15 points clear of Motherwell.

@EnglandRugby Cheat

Defeat at home. #GuinnessM6N | #ENGvIRE

@rain_again Don't bother turning up tomorrow, not that you would

The Green Brigade convincing large swathes of #Celtic fans that we can't win the league without them is up there with Trump convincing large swathes of evangelical Americans he's the second coming.

@urlofcork @EnglandRugby #sushilover

Missing, last seen at 2.10pm in the Twickenham area, but has not been seen since. If you have any information please contact @EnglandRugby #engvire

@William92786781 @KyogoCartel @DonnyReila Some hate, but the issue revolves around a situation due to the segregation and one guy wrongly treated them others jumping on that. Not enough to ban a fan base.

@KyogoCartel @DonnyReila The GB are marmite, some see them as creating an atmosphere at games others see them as just an embarrassment to the club.

Anyone who thinks banning a whole section of supporters who create any atmosphere in the stadium cos 1 guy got into an argument with a steward at a game last year needs their head examined

@PhilMickelson @TheOfficerTatum Also ask that your country don't shoot you

@TheOfficerTatum “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” JFK

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