John Smallberries

@weeklyshowpod @noUpside @CaseyNewton Giggling high fives all around…

Jon is joined by misinformation researcher @noUpside, who is currently being sued by Stephen Miller for her work, and Platformer editor @CaseyNewton. They break down the tension between government and social media platforms and how that impacts our elections. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@EastTNMama Your smart

I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

@DoorJacque3701 @TheMonologist Could have been great in more like this.

@TheMonologist Jerry's best role and performance was a serious one.

Remembering JERRY LEWIS - born 100yrs ago today. THE KING OF COMEDY (1982)

@evi_dixon @realjesseonfire Would it improve his, your kids, yourself life?..just live with it and try to be a better human being. You’ve got a long way to go and years from now you might look back on this and know it was the right decision not to burden them with your problems.

@realjesseonfire To relieve your guilt? To hurt your husband?

She had an affair with her trainer. Her husband knows almost everything… except one key detail. Now she’s asking the question: should she confess? What would you do? 👀

@zzCyanide @BrianRoemmele She’s was a great actress.. or maybe she wasn’t acting

@BrianRoemmele Edgar Cayce would go into a trance and connect to the "Universal Knowlege". Maybe Anne could do it while awake.

“I spoke a different language”.

@MassSkeptic @Science_TechTV @InterestingSTEM Can you give us a reason or two?

@Science_TechTV @InterestingSTEM The only correct answer is Isaac Newton.

Who had the largest impact on human history?

@MetricReject @hw97karbine the superduper marine

@hw97karbine The most extreme Spitfire (CW) variant.

Martin Baker zero-zero ejector seat installation on a dead load sled catapulted off the deck of HMS Ark Royal during Blackburn Buccaneer development trials

@LeBunkerBtc emotional alignment….

Tu t'appelles Julien, 28 ans, la largeur d'épaule d'un cintre IKEA, un master en com' décroché à Nanterre entre deux manifs contre le capitalisme. Tu es Social Media Manager pour une start-up de "bien-être au travail", pour un "salaire motivant" de 1 989€ net. Ton taff c'est poster des carrousels LinkedIn sur la bienveillance avec des photos de femmes managers dynamiques qui serrent la main à des employés métisses souriants. Ta chef Sandrine, avec son mug "Girl Boss" et sa frange trop courte de témoin de Jéhovah, te rappelle en standup que "le contenu c'est de l'émotion avant tout". Les seules émotions que tu ressens c'est quand tu vois la notif Slack de Chloé la stagiaire emo de 21 ans et quand Sandrine te fait la bise le matin et que tu peux sentir son parfum Black Opium de fausse bourgeoise. T'habites un 18m² à République qui sent la kefta et le manque de respect. Tu fais 1m73, les bras rachitiques et un taux de testostérone qui explique pourquoi tu chiales devant la pub Intermarché du loup qui devient vegan à Noël. Le soir, tu rentres en métro, sur le siège à côté de toi y'a un mec en survêt Tacchini qui inhale des ballons d'azote en écoutant du Koba LaD sur son enceinte JBL et un zoomer qui mange un Tasty Crousti supplément diabète en mâchant la bouche ouverte. Une fois rentré t'ouvres Tinder. T'as le choix entre : Aurélie, 95 kg dans un crop top "body positive" qui te fait penser à Jabba The Hut Jade, "elle/iel", cheveux violets, pomme d'Adam saillante et plus marquée que la tienne et Camille, 33 ans, qui se définit comme femme forte et indépendante et qui te demande si t'as déconstruit ta masculinité Tu tentes Camille, ça matche. Vous vous retrouvez dans un bar à cocktails du Marais. En vrai elle fume clope sur clope et te parle de son chat Marcel pendant une heure avant de t'annoncer que t'es Capricorne et que c'est pas compatible selon ses pierres d'ambre et la période lunaire. T'as pas touché une femme depuis 14 mois. T'as claqué 4 verres à 12 balles pour te faire larguer par l'astrologie. Ta dernière c'était une gonzesse chiffon carpette à un afterwork qui t'a bloqué le lendemain comme si t'étais un souvenir de gastro-entérite. Le samedi soir tu scrolles Pornhub d'un pouce mort en essayant de maintenir une érection flageolante pendant que La Menace t'explique dans tes AirPods que tu dois "devenir un High Value Man". T'as claqué 497€ en 3 fois via PayPal pour sa formation Alpha Gold. T'as maté les 13 modules. Le seul truc que t'as vraiment choppé c'est un découvert et une tendinite au poignet droit. La France est 2ème mondiale sur Pornhub. Tu contribues humblement à cette performance nationale tous les soirs entre 23h et 23h17. Tu t'essuies ensuite dans le t-shirt de ta course solidaire "Tous ensemble contre les violences" : ta seule activité sportive en 10 ans, et encore, tu l'as faite à moitié en marchant pour pas arriver avant ta pote féministe Sofia et éviter un débat sur les privilèges des mâles blancs cis. Le palpitant coupable, tu ouvres OnlyFans : tu raques 15€ par mois pour Lola, 22 ans de Montpellier qui t'envoie un "bonne nuit bébé" automatique. En vrai Lola c'est un Ivoirien avec des taches de gras sur le marcel qui gère 40 comptes depuis un cybercafé d'Abobo au nord d'Abidjan. Tu lui as filé 5€ pour son anniversaire. Il a répondu merci avec un cœur. T'as screenshoté : c'est ta relation la plus stable depuis 3 ans. Le dimanche ta mère appelle : "et côté cœur ?" Tu réponds "d’abord le business, les femmes viendront après". T'as un master, un CDI, une mutuelle Alan et un profil Hinge où t'as mis "j'aime voyager et la bonne bouffe" comme 2 millions d'autres fils de putes. Ton grand-père avait un CAP soudeur, les mains noires, le rire gras et avait mis grand-mère en cloque à 22 ans sans faire un TED Talk sur l’alignement émotionnel. Toi tu payes 50 balles un abonnement Tinder Platinum et ta descendance est morte dans un rouleau de Sopalin.

@LindMcGrath @Terrestrialman3 @DrAlmarielao Thanks. Lindsey, good thorough explanation of your reasoning.

@Terrestrialman3 @DrAlmarielao That is not true.

A woman preparing boxed mac and cheese decided to measure the pasta before cooking it. The package claimed it contained three cups, but when she poured it into a measuring cup, the amount looked noticeably less. Frustrated, she said she was tired of feeling like companies were quietly reducing portions. Many shoppers have started paying closer attention to product sizes and labels, especially as people talk more about “shrinkflation” and changes in portion sizes. Do you think packaging measurements are sometimes misleading, or could there be another explanation for why the amount looks smaller?

@FancyggVa @Milajoy @POTUS He failed mind reading class..

@Milajoy The undertone is that the President is behaving like a dictator This is the most passive aggressive hit job at @POTUS yet, pretend complement NOT a bad thing if your leader is available, honest, & transparent The Dems want "hiden Biden" leaders so they can do what they want

Johnathan Karl from ABC News says Trump is the only President ever that answers calls from reporters.

@Atomixion2 @eMTBrides “the wall”, will fix all this

@eMTBrides She's trash who gets to play pretend authority in a world where men hand her false position and gaurantee her safety. In a truly masculine world she wouldn't dare act like this. She knows shes getting to play a role as an actor, but lacks the integrity to stop.

Thoughts? 💭 In a powerful seminar interaction, a woman tells Tony Robbins that she identifies as “99% masculine.” To test this claim, Robbins uses a provocative insult to gauge her reaction. When she laughs warmly and engages playfully rather than reacting defensively, he points out that her core nature is actually feminine. He then analyzes her relationship patterns, noting that she surrounds herself with more passive men—who embody “feminine” energy—that she can easily control. Robbins argues that she maintains this control by tearing them down or emasculating them, either verbally or mentally. He concludes that her proclaimed “masculinity” is actually a defense mechanism designed to ensure safety and certainty. This armor prevents her from experiencing the deep intimacy, surrender, and connection she truly desires with a genuinely strong partner. I was not prepared for the ending 😆

@MikeOnLedge @SusieM414141 The bare minimum

@SusieM414141 She should have knocked on GG's door.

This young woman was driving along when she saw a little boy on the side of the road, all alone. Worse, it was only 7 degrees outside, and he had no gloves, hat, or coat. He explained he was at his GG’s house, but it was up the hill. She let him get in the car and drove him to his grandma’s house. It makes you wonder how he got that far without anyone noticing. Keep your eyes on your kids! He’s lucky a Good Samaritan found him.

@Mike_M_Klotz @aowolf And here I was thinking you didn’t have a reason.. nice

@aowolf He’s wrong.

This car is forever living rent free in my head, tormenting my psyche. What’s your best theory as to what it ACTUALLY is?

@VinnyDelN @catturd2 @StephenKing @grok They didn’t want the head shaver guys to get any more PTSD than they already had.

@catturd2 @StephenKing @grok Stephen King was deemed unfit to serve due to being labeled as Monkey Pox patient zero. And also flat feet and limp wrists. 🤣

This is the man who was too chickenshit to fight in Vietnam. His daddy got him out of it.

@The_Blackbeard @catturd2 @StephenKing @grok Drop dat mic, son!

@catturd2 @StephenKing @grok They didn’t allow lesbians to fight back then.

@phillip_ratliff @Super70sSports The great thing about it is the only requirement for admission is an interest in cheese… and cheese accessories

@HerrStuk @Super70sSports The cheese lifestyle: finally, an identity group that gets me.

All this sweet bastard ever did was instruct us to pound cheese like we were animals and fill the ice trays with orange juice. Weird fucking agenda, but he was so goddamn affable he somehow fucking sold us on it. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/hanke…

@JeffStorobinsky @MarkHertling “Too much information”..or maybe just the right amount of information..

.@MarkHertling's latest on MS Now 2.28.26 455 pm ET

@JohnSmithb0hh @TheBrancaShow What part?

@TheBrancaShow That was pretty dumb. I don’t think your IQ is as high as you think it is.

@Dragonflynda @EricSpracklen It’s possible, if there was widespread knowledge of it in the organization and they covered it up. He could have a case against the government.

JUST IN: Rep. Tony Gonzales REFUSES to resign after text messages appear to show him to be having an affair with a young married female staffer who eventually set herself ON FIRE after her husband found out and it was all exposed. This is so disgraceful.

@MrReaganUSA Like the mechanical tv

Ok, this is amazing!