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OTD in 1980: Trans American Flight 209, a B-707, lands safely in Chicago (US) after crew was incapacitated by food poisoning. An ex-fighter pilot traveling as a passenger, along with a flight attendant, took control, supported by an ATC specialist and a former USAF captain.

@HawaiiDelilah @RpsAgainstTrump Indeed

Lindsey Graham’s knees must hurt.

@fangraphs Happy AFD!

Mariners, Top Prospect Colt Emerson Agree on $95 Million Contract blogs.fangraphs.com/mariners-top-p…

OK, so Karoline Leavitt asked Getty Pictures to delete this unflattering photo of her, so this is me telling you all NOT to RT and share this many times all over the place. Whatever you do, DON'T RT this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😏

@Acyn Hey @grok is this a true story or AI

Baier: Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life.

@BobbyMilone29 I guarantee you we all will - one way or another. Maybe the Saudi's underwrite it and Trump's quid pro quo is $100/barrel oil as far as the eye can see...

And who is paying for this

@AdamSchefter Looks like the membership of Augusta National. And Harbaugh let Schoen attend. How quaint.

Annual general manager photo from the league meeting in Phoenix: 📷 Mark Peterman/AP

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam... Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

there's only one thing that brought these three people together..

@CodyStavenhagen Have they met his wife yet?? #MuchoRespect

Justin Verlander's first real start back in a Tigers uniform is tonight. So far, his younger teammates have marveled at his curiosity and drive to get better, even at age 43. They've also learned the man drinks a whole lot of coffee. nytimes.com/athletic/71550…

@YankeesFanEarl or maybe we're more realistic than Athletics, Marlin and Guardians fans? Hope for Yankee fans is like Lucy with Charlie Brown's football. We constantly think "this is our year," yet 13 different teams have won since the Yanks last win in 2009 - not one is NYY.

Team churns out 90+ win seasons where they have a chance to win a World Series literally every year yet the fanbase is less optimistic than marlins and guardians fans. You people seriously need to get over yourselves

Yankees fans are the most miserable, fake pessimistic group of people on the planet

@BobPapa_NFL Oscar Gamble

@MattNorlander and the sound of the ball ripping the twine!

ONE OF THE ALL TIME SHOTS IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY

Sports!!!!!!

@d6rrt Go get this former raven instead

How would yall feel about this?

The great Lawrence Taylor 💥

@PigskinPapers @Super70sSports I don’t think I ever watched an episode of the Waltons in my life, but props to Richard Thomas, who was excellent on stage in To Kill a Mockingbird, and who had a great turn on the TV show the Americans

@Super70sSports agree. The only good part of this show was when you heard “Good night, John Boy”

When I was a kid this literally translated to “Change the channel immediately.”

@HoodieFrazier And then doesn’t take 3rd on Judge’s “swinging bunt”

GRISH WHEELS GRISH STEALS 🔥🔥🔥

Under followed fantasy accounts in the space Dropping some of my favorites 👇 @FluentFootballP @DynoDayTraders @DffFrankPanthro @thedevyplanet @DynastyWarRoom_ Drop your favorite small accounts and let’s change the algorithm with some new content 🔥

@AdamSchefter Dude, get a F'ing driver. And I don't mean a golf club. I mean, a chauffeur. Name him Alfred. I don't care. But get out from behind the wheel.

Tiger Woods was arrested and charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit, per the Martin County Sheriff in Florida.