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did a FAT16 file system write this tweet

never understood this obsession with building 15 minute cities. why not just build one big one? for this tweet to work, please pronounce “minute” like my-NOOT(/maɪˈnjuːt/)

built myself an ios app with primitive that tells me whether I can walk, run, or dilly dally to make the train

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

Macで飼える犬のアプリをリリースしました 犬のウィンドウ、ワンドウです

made my computer dramatically play BBC news music before every meeting

Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time buff.ly/0curHt1

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

Thanks for showing the top view as well.

sometimes you forget that ice dance is supposed to be ballroom dancing on ice and then here comes a video of these two doing a whole ass viennese waltz on the ice to remind you what this sport is really about

who else celebrating

I've just seen the worst enum in my life

Claude saying "this is me" when we asked it to find orphaned processes on a remote server is just the cutest thing 🥹

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do • Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person • Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together • The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best." My credit score is 847. We have AGI.

GTA4 birds are different

String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe

あれ？りんごだけ？

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.