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Hello! I'm Steets. I like to break stuff and make things happen. Hope you're having a nice day!

Katılım Ekim 2013
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jos@josiahhughes·
never understood this obsession with building 15 minute cities. why not just build one big one? for this tweet to work, please pronounce “minute” like my-NOOT(/maɪˈnjuːt/)
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kasey
kasey@kaseyklimes·
built myself an ios app with primitive that tells me whether I can walk, run, or dilly dally to make the train
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Freyy
Freyy@Freyy_is·
give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.
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株式会社Xemono
株式会社Xemono@xemono_design·
Macで飼える犬のアプリをリリースしました 犬のウィンドウ、ワンドウです
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Riley Walz
Riley Walz@rtwlz·
made my computer dramatically play BBC news music before every meeting
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time buff.ly/0curHt1
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
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turtleneck jumpscare
turtleneck jumpscare@TatyYells·
sometimes you forget that ice dance is supposed to be ballroom dancing on ice and then here comes a video of these two doing a whole ass viennese waltz on the ice to remind you what this sport is really about
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professor fish
professor fish@frogwithablogg·
who else celebrating
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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
I've just seen the worst enum in my life
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Enderman
Enderman@endermanch·
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Thariq
Thariq@trq212·
Claude saying "this is me" when we asked it to find orphaned processes on a remote server is just the cutest thing 🥹
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Shayan
Shayan@ImSh4yy·
Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do • Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person • Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together • The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best." My credit score is 847. We have AGI.
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Boundary Break
Boundary Break@BoundaryBreak·
GTA4 birds are different
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イカク
イカク@ikaku_g·
あれ?りんごだけ?
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Ryan K. Rigney
Ryan K. Rigney@RKRigney·
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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Supper Mario Broth
Supper Mario Broth@MarioBrothBlog·
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
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