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@InfragilisTee That hurt. Somebody send me a new tennis ball for my walker…

Every political crisis should be met with a Marco Rubio meme. My feed is full of them, and I can’t stop laughing. The expression of a sullen, resentful, unappreciated employee just trying to get through another day…

@LauraLoomer Elon insists AI will create universal income…but, of course it will cause massive unemployment. Why the dissonance?

Massive unemployment is coming soon, thanks to AI.

@The_YUNiversity @NotreDame Do you know ‘Rocket Jesus?’ Worth a look…

🏈✝️ “Touchdown Jesus”—only at @NotreDame. The 132-foot mosaic of Christ on the Hesburgh Library, arms raised to the heavens … or is He signaling six points? 😂 Either way, when the Irish score, even the Lord’s celebrating. ☘️🙌

@aimeeterese I appreciated his early stoic broadcasts…when he was true to the philosophy. It quickly became apparent, as his popularity rose, he was using it as a progressive platform.

He cites going to church once /week as the easy thing to do, whereas he, as a secular progressive parent, has to do MUCH more work to ensure his moral values are imparted to the child. Conveniently ignores the fact that the entire culture affirms his priors.

@Taco_Spamfilter @cosyposter ….even in July in Texas.

@cosyposter First, men won't use bird feathers for attire (well most men), second I dare anyone to visit a HEB, eat something and not have to put some effort into keeping grackles away.

"A European study found urban birds flew away sooner when approached by women than men. Men got about 1 metre closer on average before the birds scarpered. It held across 37 species and five countries. Scientists don’t know why. They controlled for height, clothing color, direct gaze, and long hair being visible.."

@SquatUniversity Go ahead, rip that labrum and ruin that shoulder….

Do this for shoulder stability!🤯

Dateline: Berea, KY 30 April 2026 Overwhelming law enforcement activity city-wide. Local business on lock-down.

@Ruin_Me_Again That’s sweet baby, now stay there until I tell you to get up…

@SoveyX Intense, as always, but…kinda funny thinking about you fighting 😉

Every time I hear the phrase “live laugh love,” I think about how much I want to fight the person who said it first.

@mike_deluna @MerriamWebster Savage

@MerriamWebster This peaked my interest, but for all intensive purposes, I think we should nip it in the butt

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

@ThrillaRilla369 The ‘Mad Hungarian’

Age yourself by naming an MLB player from your childhood. I'll start: Cal Ripken Jr

@GSO_Police Brutal

Kids, No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef or chicken for the rest of your life. Ok. Have a good night.

@Lovandfear I’m sorry you misunderstood me.

If you're a writer, write “I lied.” Without writing, “I lied.”

@AlinaHabba @TheView Sic’em!

We should all take a step back and start having real conversations with those we disagree with. There is no place for political violence in this country. Looking forward to being on @TheView this Wednesday.

@learning_yohei ‘Rocky II,’ ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes,’ ‘American Werewolf in London’ (England)

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵😄 私はアメリカ英語が好きで、よく観ます。でも映画の中で、動物園を観たことがありません🤔 アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸🙋 アメリカに動物園ってあるの？😳

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@deaflibertarian It’s not political or generational. Suddenly, the knowledge is available for all to recognize overt and covert intentional abuse. It’s not easy and it’s not flippant. It’s dispair and anguish and grief. And most just live with it.

Why is family estrangement, going no contact, becoming a trend now?

@chercher_ai I believe @JimmysSeafood already addressed this repeatedly…

how do you say "actually I'm under no obligation to accept your frame" in normie?

@ThrillaRilla369 It’s funny seeing YouTube reactions to ‘Rocky.’ No one clues-in to the bicentennial references.

Does anyone actually remember celebrating the bicentennial?