Lenny
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@WifiMoneyPlant @HankFrank are you this insecure all the time? Sorry you’re bad at sex and this is your way of dealing with it, but not everyone is like you
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@HankFrank she was banged by other dudes before you
it slipped out, and she put it back in
probably black too
if not, then congrats!
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Deleted the dating apps.
Joined a run club.
Met her on a random Wednesday night run.
Moved in together 10 months later.
She’s my best friend.
Krista Doebel-Hickok@KristabelDH
I’ve pretty much given up on dating apps. Maybe try the local run club. Couldn’t be more dismal.
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Humans discovering psilocybin makes sense—you're hungry, see a mushroom, eat it.
But 5-MeO-DMT? You wait until it rains in the desert, chase down a toad, & milk their venom glands.
Some maniac discovered 5-MeO by molesting toads and smoking their juice.
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@mashek_wilson @TheJoeySwoll Ah man, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what I’ll do when mine goes, it’s not like there’s anything you can do but push on and make em proud
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@TheJoeySwoll My Dad checked on me. He is gone 20 years now I miss him every day.
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@DemonFramed @fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard you’re an actual fucking retard if you think the whores are clean😂😂😂😂
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@HopeAliensRNice @fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard You’re an actual fucking retard if you think some of these girls are clean
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@HopeAliensRNice @fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard A random bar girl who has unprotected sex with randoms vs a prostitute that has safe condom sex? What’s the bigger risk? It’s not rocket science
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@irlyaoigod how am I stalking you? do you not know how twitter works? you can delete it if you don’t want comments on your posts you fucking dimwit 💀
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@HopeAliensRNice why r u stalking me lol? u must be actually slow if ur this triggered
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@KILLTOPARTY Why did they take two years for the first fart?!! That’s wild asf. Mine was on the first date 💯💯
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to quickly answer some things: “what did u expect” i was SUPPOSED to be infertile so this is a total shock, yes i’m aware i’m incapable of raising a child, no i’m not keeping it, abortions are free + legal in england, js because i’m 17 doesn’t mean i’m brain dead !!
𝓁𝒾𝓋𝓋𝓎 | edtwt 🌸🧁@thisgirl_isdead
hi so i’m taking a break until i deal with this bye guys ily wish me luck
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@OuTSMoKE @rickjones98 @indi_hartwell Ice Cube said that shit man 😭😭😭😭 Kevin Hart didn’t know fuckin Tupac
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@rickjones98 @indi_hartwell "Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he ALWAYS wore his seatbelt."
- Kevin Hart
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I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t wear a seatbelt
Rodrigo Barcia@RodBarcia
A los dueños de las empresas que venden esto, habría que meterlos presos.
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@DancesWithGits @fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard so? they don’t stop you from getting every sti or std😭 that’s just a partial safeguard against some of them
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@DemonFramed @fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard What could possibly make you think this is even remotely true?
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@fren_melissa @HazelAppleyard Strippers are safer than your average girl at the bar
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@TheCowboysNet @ryanmcfadden_ Lowkey I’m glad we didn’t get him. I want my 12th overall. The first offer I would’ve been cool with
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#DallasCowboys reportedly made 3 different trade offers to acquire #Raiders DE Maxx Crosby. The 3 offers weren't enough for Las Vegas, then the fall through trade with Baltimore dilemma occurred.
1st offer: Pick 20 + DT Osa Odighizuwa
2nd offer: Pick 12 + 3rd-Round pick
3rd offer: Pick 12 +2nd-Round pick
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Its his first day on earth pls be kind❤️
Arar🪱@absenseoffaith
I think ill try to make another homunculus today
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@unusual_whales It’s almost as if you should just mind your fucking business
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US officials tell The Post they no longer believe it is possible to achieve the war's original goals of overthrowing the Iranian regime and putting its nuclear program permanently out of reach, per WaPo
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@Polymarket Fuck it. We’re already too far gone anyways. Speedrun extinction why not
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JUST IN: U.S will cancel $1,000,000,000.00 investment into offshore wind farms & redirect towards fossil fuels.
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@GigaBasedDad I think steak sauce actually tastes good but I’m not ruining a good steak by putting it on there so… I need something else to put it on 😂 you gotta let the meat talk 😉
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