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ava@HotGirlTD·17 Eki

thinking about the way I carry on after a few drinks

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Old Man Rattle@OldRattleMan·3d

mr beast scrubbed my penis with a microfiber cloth

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chloe 𓆩♡𓆪🦊@sithlordchloe·25 Nis

why does everyone wanna go to japan let’s go to Cork

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Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·4d

How Europeans move after getting on a €19.99 Ryanair flight to Bulgaria

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·25 Nis

going on r/science and commenting "I knew that already" under every post

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baby yaga@yagadigital·21 Nis

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

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ranch@annoyingranch·18 Nis

she pulled my panties to the side and a loaf of bread fell out

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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·7 Nis

Shit is so fucked up I almost liked an Alex Jones tweet.

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hb@h3xenbrenner2·7 Nis

It seems wrong that the human brain is so closed off. There should be a small window in the skull through which you can prod it or rub stuff on

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carter hambley@carterhambley·6 Nis

i would love to be hooked up to a bunch of tubes. not like medically. just in a passive ambient way like wearing a hat or being bisexual

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gaming disorder pawg@roun_sa_ville·5 Nis

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FIORE@drakebonergif·2 Nis

a falcon just dove down from the sky and tore both of my areolas clean off

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Yeah@Yeah__Penguin·2 Nis

Farting into the break room microwave

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·30 Mar

Your Honor, my client has always eaten at least 48 KitKats per day.

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Bovril-Gesellschaft@BovrilG·31 Mar

Me in front of the panel of ten year olds after my Kids Court-appointed translator makes it clear my defence isn’t going down well

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Girlboss Humiliation Ritual Expert 1: Our Girlboss humiliation rituals aren’t cutting through like they used to. Girlboss Humiliation Ritual Expert 2: Agreed. We need to do something more humiliating. Girlboss Humiliation Expert 1: What if we made literal girls the boss?

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