Just Diddley

@bentags You need to fire the cat, Ben 🤷‍♂️🤣

Bit unpleasant in the hay shed at the moment. The baits do work though, and its interesting that they still hunt them out, even when there's free grain around

@ChudTheBuilder Guess you got your pistol back 🤷‍♂️🤣

I was wrongly arrested after a restaurant who had “ChudTheBuilder” written down at the host stand before I ever walked in the door, conspired to have me charged. Then, I was held until noon on Mother’s Day. Had to cancel breakfast plans with my family. I was interviewed by the feds and bank account frozen. All electronic devices seized, as well as my firearm. The police cleared my multi-factor authentication keys after they took all my items so now I can’t sign into any of my iCloud or any other accounts. I could not care less about some hat. I am simply weary after 6 months of being attacked by our government for expressing the constitutional freedoms our ancestors fought and died for. Wake up America. It’s not illegal for White people to say the same word they say to each other.

@bigmothufacking Don’t let my old lady see that 🤷‍♂️

I thought I was in shape this little fcker taught me a lesson. But I taught it that I’m just bit faster. Releases him in a grassy slew away from seeded

BREAKING: Eileen Wang, the Democrat Mayor of Arcadia, CA, has pleaded GUILTY to acting as a foreign agent on behalf of China.

@voss_ag This or a rolled up newspaper 🤷‍♂️🤣

Surprised a bull snake.

@steveo You’re better sober 👍

I was gnarly in the ‘90s!

@NotKennyRogers Well they didn’t say it was intelligent life 🤷‍♂️🤣

BREAKING: The Pentagon has released classified documents confirming the presence of extraterrestrial life on our planet.

@Jim_Jordan Perhaps another terse letter will fix this 🤷‍♂️

Illegal aliens are getting taxpayer-funded benefits. Migrants are becoming Medicare millionaires. And Americans are paying for it.

@LaNativePatriot Blew his shoes smooth off 🤣

In my expert opinion Don’t

@rickyberwick Ricky spotting a pack of changing consumer habits 🤷‍♂️

@GenXBikes I see a Huffy Sigma 👍

Some of my 1980s Old School BMX bikes. . . #genx #genxbmx #1980s #oldschoolbmx #fypシviral

BOTTOMLESS APPS ARE BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@TheCensoredRock @NAACP @goldencorral Hey @BWWings RIP

Day one of the all you can eat $9.99 apps at Buffalo Wild Wings

Don't fall for it again.

@TheCensoredRock @BlueVino @NAACP @goldencorral I’m howling 💀

@BlueVino @NAACP @goldencorral Because I tagged them

@HanShawnity Massie got a beard wife for nothing 🤷‍♂️🤣

NEW: Thomas Massie now warns that if he loses his primary, performative grandstanding in Congress might be in extreme jeopardy. "There will be no one left to do nothing," he cautioned in a statement.

@unimpressedbufl @heyitsmeCarolyn Agreed. I do not deserve Corey Feldman 🤷‍♂️🤣 That’s just cruel.

@heyitsmeCarolyn Corey Feldman is ridiculous, but he's one of our Gen X icons. All of you that came after ate Tide Pods and listened to Arron Carter cd's. You have no authority to speak. You have not earned The Corey Feldman. You do not deserve The Corey Feldman.

LOL, I never even heard of this old horse face. I guess she's a bit past her prime and before my time. 🤣🤣🤣

@EricLDaugh Can’t they make Mark look a little less, homeless? He always looks fresh out of a cardboard box 🤷‍♂️🤣

🚨 NOW: The White House is EVISCERATING deranged Mark Hamill for openly egging on the death of President Trump The SAME Mark Hamill that Barack Hussein Obama just welcomed to his trash can library in Chicago THEY WANT 47 TO BE KlLLED. "Mark Hamill is one sick individual. These Radical Left lunatics just can’t help themselves. This kind of rhetoric is exactly what has inspired three assassination attempts in two years against our President." They're both absolute disgraces.