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Apparently, I’m popular with Nigerians.

@atensnut Regardless its species, it will be protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, including an active nest.

Anybody know what kind of bird this is? It’s built a nest on my porch.

Coconuts are mammals because they have fur and produce milk. Discuss.

@DaisyRifles My Name is Nobody

What’s your favorite Western? 1. Tombstone 2. The Cowboys 3. (I know it’s not a traditional Western, but…) Jeremiah Johnson

@Muadib096 @Cloud1a7 Or metamorphic. You never really know unless you get a good look at it.

@Cloud1a7 Harvesting an igneous crop.

Know what this kid is doing? Other than learning the value of a good day’s work 💪

@Cloud1a7 @goldoreandgems Almonds and walnuts for me. And concrete. Lots and lots of concrete.

@goldoreandgems It was hay for me as a kid. We’ve got a few acres of corn to work. Glad to see all these folks know what’s actually happening here. Faith in humanity slightly restored. 🌾🧑‍🌾

@GothKing @alphafox Sphinx moths are a bit bigger. Different coloration.

@alphafox It's a Nessus Sphinx Moth; they need to perish. In caterpillar form, they destroy gardens rapidly.

This weird hummingbird bug thing was flying around my yard:

@alphafox Hawk moth.

@from_maniac Oooooo an insult duel!

Narrator: Elliot's failure to understand basic concepts makes him a tiresome boor

@Brick_Suit @KatieZacharia Klingon death greeting.

@KatieZacharia Doesn't even know how to hold her hand when being sworn in.

🚨 Eileen Wang — naturalized Chinese immigrant, ex-mayor of Arcadia with 2 birthright citizen sons — pled guilty to being an agent for the People’s Republic of China. This case shows exactly why we must review all green cards from adversarial regimes & END birthright citizenship. Arcadia and the greater San Gabriel Valley, and other major cities in California, have become “Little Beijings”. @FoxFriendsFirst @ToddPiro

@ethanleo76 @philthatremains @mlvolley

@HuHeFa @philthatremains @mlvolley It's certainly more enjoyable to watch, the scenery is vastly superior 😉

maybe women athletes should be paid MORE than men because the point of sports is entertainment and this is entertaining as hell. 😂

@awstar11 Never realized that particular term was about black men. Growing up, my mom used to say “Get your cotton pickin’ hands off of that (fill in the blank)!” Usually when I wandered through the kitchen. I always thought it was a Dutch thing.

Does anyone, anyone, sincerely take offense at "cotton picking hands"? I've never heard it said in a racial context but plenty of times in cartoons and TV. The demand for racism continues to outstrip the supply.

@awstar11 @chriswithans I’m using it. So good.

@chriswithans Oystergrappenfuhrer is now my favorite thing

Pretty easy to see how the midterms are likely to go from here, if you're willing to question your sunk-cost priors and accept The Reality. Sure, gas prices are temporarily high and ground beef is persistently above $6. But is the electorate, which is likely to be 70%+ over the age of 45 and 70%+ white, going to be attracted to the likes of Oystergrappenfuhrer Graham Platner and SCOVA Denier Mark Warner? And yes, the few remaining "restrained" Democrats like Chris Pappas in NH and Mallory McSorrow in MI will try to distance themselves from the lawless left, but their presence on ballots "incurably taints" them all, to quote the esteemed Supreme Court of Virginia. Pretty easy to see how the midterm voter quietly enters the voting booth and checks the box for Collins, Rogers, Whatley, Sununu, Mike Collins, Paxton/Cornyn, et al. Better the boring Republicans you know than the chaotic troublemakers you don't.

@REMASCULATE I had a Honda ATC-90 and a 20 gauge pump action shotgun from Montgomery Ward. I would run down jackrabbits in the almond and walnut orchards around my home. Good clean honest fun.

What’s one thing you used to do as a kid before smartphones that kids today would find completely weird or impossible and why do you still miss it?

@Brick_Suit One of my favorite movies of all time. And one of my favorite characters.

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Banzai is currently free to view on YouTube Peter Weller John Lithgow Jeff Goldblum Christopher Lloyd Elen Barkin Clancy Brown Lewis Smith Vincent Schiavelli Yakov Smirnoff Robert Ito And more youtu.be/XbUE0uahrBE?si…

@MGonzal76 @philthatremains @mlvolley Ohhhhhh no. Indoor. American professional. Two leagues currently operating. The MLV just held their championship “Match for a Million” on Saturday. The Most recent expansion team, the Dallas Pulse, join previous winners Omaha and Orlando as MLV Champions.

@HuHeFa @philthatremains @mlvolley Pro Beach Volleyball?

@TheUnsaid11 @MattMahanSJ “Most competent Dem” You are truly generous individual.

Matt, let's be real. 2 GOP candidates are in the top 3. The "blame MAGA for California's problems" narrative is wearing out thin, because it's obviously stupid & dishonest. IMO, you're likely the most competent Dem candidate on the field. But in the polls, you're only at 7% according to CADEM. Obviously, that's because the CA Dem political establishment is corrupt. Corrupt and narrow interested (D) political machines have a strangle hold on CA's democracy, and Steyer thinks he can buy his way to be Governor. In truth, California's problem isn't MAGA, it's the corrupt Democrat Establishment Mafia. The true solution for a Dem candidate is to clean up the CA Democratic party.

Californians are tired of having to choose between MAGA chaos or a failing status quo. So am I. That's why I'll be a problem-solver for California.

@MattMahanSJ All we’ve seen for the past quarter of a century is Democrat chaos.

@ImMeme0 Sikhs are among the most honorable and welcoming cultures I have ever experienced.

NYPD officers celebrating Turban Day. NYC is home to one of the largest Sikh communities in the U.S.

@Ikennect What’s FM???

Most people will not remember this.

We start teaching them early. How early do you start ’em in gun safety and training? 💪🇺🇸