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This reads like a movie, and I don't know why it comes off like they are the villains.

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@crypturco rest is noise

@EurydiceEve @IterIntellectus so through the tv shows everyone could express their inner whore?

@IterIntellectus The Romans? My parents & grandparents on the Greek island thought the same. It was a forbidden profession due to stigma. Except in America. The taboo lessened in the 21st century with the proliferation of reality TV entertainment culture worldwide.

the romans were right about actors and musicians. nothing more than slaves and prostitutes

@crypturco as it should be price discovery soon

@Degen_CPA ye

If you are 35 and she is 27 she is older than you

@LisaBritton @Target what are you cooking?

I saw this sweater promoted at Target today. Could you imagine if, in the month leading up to Valentine’s Day, Target was spotlighting a “Dump Her” sweater in the men’s section? People would lose it. I’m so tired of this garbage.

2026 prediction: ralph wiggum turing award winner

Prediction: The Supreme Court will rule in Trumps favor. Immediately after Trump will leverage extension of Obamacare subsidies and moderate relief on student loans to ram through a bill that sends a fairly substantial check to every working American making under $100k. Rough math: 85% of working population = about 140m people with a median income of $50k A 5% wage lift equates to roughly a $3.5k check per person or about $350b This is roughly consistent with the *projected* tariff collections Bessent claims he can collect Remember they have fully manipulated bond markets so that’s not an issue. Next Trump is going to do something unprecedented for a president and campaign into the midterms as if it was a presidential election. Elon will accompany him and spend more than he spent in 2024. They will bring up Kirk’s murder constantly. They will aggressively lean into fraud and use that as an excuse to withhold funds from states that are deep blue. They will tie together welfare fraud and remittances to terrorists in other countries. If they’re smart they will even send people a real check signed by Trump and then a monopoly paper check with a significantly higher amount with the caption: “This is how much you’d be getting if your state wasn’t paying for illegals welfare and healthcare”. And meanwhile real wages will be booming because all those data centers don’t have sufficient blue-collar workers and need to start raising wages. A 1GW datacenter costs $50b in capex roughly. Of that labor is roughly $4b which means there is a tolerance for higher costs at the margin. VZ oil will be used as an excuse to reverse SPR flows if needed to keep a lid on gas prices regardless of geopol vol and what happens in Russia or Iran. And slowly but surely odds of republicans holding the house will climb which in-turn will cement trumps control. Enjoy the weekend - we’re gonna run it so fucking hot 🫡

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JUST IN - Bible sales in the UK hit a record high, driven by a surge in interest from Gen Z, with numbers up 134% over the past six years — Daily Mail

@izebel_eth violent repricing soon

if you would consult the chart

it’s obvious $30 asset larping as $3 token

@blknoiz06 🥲

crypto bro: im dating a mod

@BigDickBull69 💀

55 year old family man “Flow Horse” repeatedly larping market advice in between 7 grand paid shills generally sums up the timeline nowadays

@elonmusk should incentivise @X citizens reporters, loads happening in iran and unreported rn

@lbolord @abcampbell ama just keep ralphing life

$LIT

so we’re all gonna let @vnovakovski buy the entire $lit circulating supply? hehe