🇵🇸samwise gaygee

glued my butthole shut I couldn't give a shit if I tried

SHE SHAPED ME

a kinky clown pulling all of these in a knot out of their butt

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

Eat all the tums in your house right now #EatAllTheTumsInYourHouseRightNow #TumsAreYummyCandy

enjoy ur cocktail heavy on the COCK !!!!

we did not get jack quaid in a fuck ass wig.

i was really just saying shit😭✌🏽

Black women’s influence taught everyone else how to properly maintain one’s natural hair texture, and “frizzy” hair (which many white people thought we have) is, as it turns out, just mistreated curly/wavy hair.

may he rest in peace

The dudes who thought this a reasonable portrayal of the Achaemenid Persians are now crying foul at the accuracy of the Nolan's Odyssey.

Elphaba when she was defying gravity and the cape kept growing for no reason

Colman Domingo spoke to Men's Health about his experience coming out as gay to his family in the 1990s. The first person he told was his older brother: "I told him that I was gay. He looked at me and was just like, 'What?' He just couldn’t believe it. Eventually, he said, 'I don’t care, man. I love you anyway.' And he just hugged me. Then he said, 'Have you told anyone else?' I said, no. He said, 'Alright, this stays between you and me.”’ Her sister found out two days later: "She was pissed off. I said, 'Look, yes, it was really hard for me to tell him.' She said, 'No, no, no. Why didn’t you tell me first?' She was pissed off because she didn’t get the information first.’ Some time later, he told his mother—who accepted it calmly. Twenty minutes later, the phone rings and she says: “I talked to your stepfather.” She puts him on and he says, in his blue-collar masculine way, “You’re a good boy and there’s nothing you can tell me that would make me stop loving you.”’ 🔗menshealth.com/uk/fitness/a71…

i love working with the elderly i be farting and she be like oh sorry did i do that

why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like “gigi” or “bunny” when they could instead instill fear with a name like “blade” or “night fury” or “The Reaper”

The US government will one day turn this type of weaponry on its own citizens and if you've paid enough attention you'd know it's already in the works.

It’s such a bitter feeling to realize that lok would’ve been so much more loved if nick executives weren’t determined to sabotage/censor it because korra was a queer indigenous girl 😔

playing with my bush through the massive hole in my decade old underwear