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@hoshizorarock Now you are coming after the US AND Canada?!

これはハンバーガーですがXで言語の壁がなくなった今はハンバーガーから世界中の人間と友達になれるツールになりました。 ですが私はチーズ警察なのでこれを食べる人は逮捕しなくてはなりません。

@CartNarcs No, if it is from your neighbors dog you chuck it at their front door.

If someone's dog poops on your lawn, putting it on your neighbor's lawn doesn't make it better. Hoodies: CartNarcs.com

@vdmempire Of course the UN pays the ransom. We just need to turn the entire area into glass.

Full video of pirates narrating how they operate.

@FAFO_TV I thought that crusher claw was going after his bait and tackle.

@Firstname12224 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 It will be worth it for the rest of us.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 He's going to get knocked off one day and get chopped in half. Wonder if it'll be worth it then.

This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat fist

@TSherwinMagic She was great.

MYSTIC DICKY’S HYPNOSIS FINALLY WORKS 😱 #magic #funny #fyp #foryou #comedy

@zriboua @brithume But how can this be, their leaders have PhDs?!?! /s

On the Strait of Hormuz: I said it before and I will say it again: Iran’s move to weaponize the Strait of Hormuz ranks among its most strategically reckless decisions. They cannot sustain control over it. Their military position does not allow for prolonged enforcement against determined opposition. More importantly, it was never a credible bargaining chip. Once escalated, it has to be relinquished without meaningful concessions. The only asset that has ever carried real negotiating weight is the nuclear program. The logic behind the move is also flawed. The expectation was to trigger a global economic shock large enough to force a halt in U.S. operations. That outcome has not materialized. Instead, it has accelerated the opposite dynamic. Regional and global actors are now investing in routes and infrastructure designed to bypass the Strait altogether. In trying to turn Hormuz into leverage, Iran is diminishing its long-term strategic value. Very stupid of IRGC.

@esaagar Let’s go!

The US Military is claiming that any vessel en route to Iran will be subject to "interception, diversion, and capture" this would include ships owned by China and India If this occurs we will be in a full blown diplomatic crisis with these nations

@ClownWorld Charge them for theft and put it on their record

A couple finishes their meal, the table next to them leaves a tip for the server… and instead of minding her business, she takes it and leaves like it was hers.

@DVMcVicker @IndianaGPA This might be the greatest comment ever.

@IndianaGPA The dildo of karma is rarely lubed.

Sometimes when you FA it isn’t till later the FO part of life hits you when you’re not looking 😂

@PoliceIncident MF’er just needs the decency to off himself in the ocean and let the crabs deal with his BS.

Man Killed After Pointing Gun at Jacksonville Officer in Apparent Su*c*de-by-Cop Incident Jacksonville, Florida - The incident resulted in the death of 49-year-old Michael Krause. Krause had a prior criminal history that included Domestic Battery, Driving Under the Influence, Possession of a Controlled Substance Without a Prescription, Petty Theft, and Discharging a Firearm in Public. Had Krause survived his injuries, he would have been arrested for multiple counts of Aggravated Assault and one count of Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer. At 9:16 a.m., Krause entered a convenience store on Bowden Road. Five minutes later, he pulled out an apparent handgun and pointed it at the store clerk. Krause demanded that the clerk call the police, stating that he wanted to die and wanted the police to kill him. The customers inside the store quickly left, and the clerk called for police assistance. While still inside the store, Krause threatened that he was going to come out shooting. Officers arrived on scene moments after receiving the call and took tactical positions around the store. At 9:30 a.m., Krause exited the store and began moving quickly toward Officer Cascante with his right arm outstretched in front of his body and his weapon pointed at the officer. Officer Cascante fired his rifle, striking Krause. Krause fell to the ground, and his weapon hit the pavement. He died on scene. #police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #polizia #polis #polisi

@F0ODHub That needs ketchup, mayonnaise, lettuce, onion slices, and a fried egg.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@Viralvid_89 This makes my prime membership worth it.

Amazon driver breaks through biker blockade. Nothing's gonna delay his schedule!!

@sircalebhammer When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Not when in Rome import customs from the barbarian tribes.

I can and I will.

@TruthFairy131 Why did he run instead of permanently ending the threat?

🤍 White Hate Crime 🤍 A woman was harassed while walking her dog, and a passerby was injured while trying to help her, in Italy 🇮🇹 We cannot coexist with uncivilised, violent, aggressive savages.

@JUN_SAITOH_WHR Webers have a broad product line, that one next to it, without the ash bucket should be cheaper. They are good grills. I’m interested in the big ceramic ones.

I want a better grill. In Japan it costs about 50,000 yen, or about $320. Is it about the same price in America?

@Todd_Spence Totally unscripted, complete surprise.

Will Ferrell made a surprise appearance during Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella performance in the most Will Ferrell way possible lol 🔥

@tanpukunokami Bacon is a condiment.

Chocolate on bacon is insane and I need Americans to answer for this

@harukaawake All the steak shops advertised as Halal friendly in Tokyo last time I was there. It was a little odd.

“Japan isn’t Muslim friendly” complains this lady. When I visit Muslim countries I can’t drink alcohol and eat pork so why should I care how you feel in Japan? x.com/26ers_bp115/st…

@higureshuuen Actively working on it.

アメリカのアカウントが日本の少子化を心配してくれてた。 平均出生数1.2人て、 まあ、日本人は近く滅びるんでしょう。 絶滅危惧種です。 けど、 アメリカも1.7人て、危なくない？ 人のこと言ってる場合と違うよ。 アメリカは移民社会だから気にならないのかな？