John Bartkiw (@[email protected])

@reduzio I'm still waiting to publish our first game that uses Godot. Would be excited to find one. An easier path for targeting all consoles will only help.

@c_pruett I have never had more entertainment from O Canada than with this game.

@HumanoidSaver Instant purchase

Go buy this game now!! You will not regret it.

@optimisticindie Wait until you learn about this new thing called "Play to earn"

@Winter @BillandTed3 @JohnMorzen With 1+2 being such a big part of my growing up I was really afraid of being disappointed with 3, but it was such a breath of fresh air with everything going on at the time in the world. ❤️🎸🤘

@c_pruett That's an apt observation.

You know what the world needs right now? Another package manager

@AgentTinsley Bonus points for transparency and truth in advertising.

@Sosowski Rendering: Simulating how we perceive light. Speed of light is super fast. Web: Simulating the printing press. It takes a long time to print a bunch of newspapers.

Game Developers: I'm gonna make this machine render beautiful vibrant landscapes 60 times per second. Web Developers: This newspaper article needs at least 7 seconds to show up and will boil your computer alive if you try to scroll too fast.

Not an April Fool's joke.

@TabGames3 @matttwood How are you not making a tattooing VR game if that's the case?!? #freeprojectideas

@matttwood I'd probably go back to tattooing. Only other skill I have that pays decent and wouldn't be boring.

Game Devs: The gaming world crashes tomorrow and no one wants to buy or play games anymore. What career are you switching to? 💼

@not_Tena Bad take.

@DevRelCallum Only gotcha is Proton support for an unreleased game if you're doing anything "different" on the tech side.

I just realized steamdecks might replace the need to take laptops around when showing your game to press, publishers etc

@Sosowski This is why you only run Linux on bare metal and then do PCI passthrough to run Windows in a VM. A bit harder on a laptop if it doesn't have a dedicated GPU that you can passthrough but this kind of crap is common now.

And in case you were wondering. Of course there is no option to disable this in this joke of UEFI setup. What a trainwreck.

I wanted to clean install Windows on my @ASUS laptop to get rid of all the bloatware. I paused updates before connecting to the internet for the first time. The moment I connected Asus bloatware autoinstalled on my vanilla Windows 10. Hey @MicrosoftHelps how is this ok?

@seriouslyclara FYI, they are attracted to ear wax.

IT IS GOING INTO THE DISHWASHER FUCK THIS I'M BURNING SEATTLE TO THE GROUND

THERE IS A FUCKING SLUG IN THE KITCHEN OF THIS AIRBNB I WILL NOT SURVIVE THE NIGHT TELL EVERYONE I HATE THEM

@cfloydtweets Sounds like you have a GDC talk topic.

@cfloydtweets Do you know anyone who's successfully used LFS for gamedev? I know a lot who have tried and failed.

@cfloydtweets As long as you only use clone, commit and push you're golden*. *with reasonably sized non-binary files.

@AgentTinsley Does out of the oven count?

If we still all can't agree on what "indie games" means, maybe it doesn't mean anything? Maybe it can mean multiple things?

@mikekasprzak I only do basic USB switching, and use it sparingly, but this cheap solution has worked well for me. amazon.com/gp/product/B08…