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@NFL @AdamSchefter Perfect landing spot for him. Manziel II (that’s 2.. not eleven)

Ravens signing undrafted free agent QB Diego Pavia to 3-year deal. (via @AdamSchefter)

@unusual_whales Let’s hope They can defend themselves

Germany says it plans to build Europe’s most powerful military by 2039.

@drantbradley We not boring We just quiet while its ghetto niggas showin they ass in the spotlight talm bout getting likes We living life

This is a typical black middle-class neighborhood in the Atlanta area. This is not AI. The black middle-class is invisible in the US because we are boring. We’re not depicted in movies, TV shows, etc. because parents work everyday, attend youth sports event, go to church, etc.

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@Notwokenow Unfortunately those black lives did not matter No money involved

@wentsickomode “Sell me this pen”

A bottle of water costs $7.99 at a Chicago Cubs game.

This perfectly describes me

@TomPelissero @AdamSchefter Mans can’t follow instructions How he finna play pro ball

NFL Network has obtained the police report on the misdemeanor charges against Zachariah Branch, who was arrested while standing on a public sidewalk for not moving far enough when a police officer asked him to move: “A male, later identified as Zacharia Branch, continued to stand on the sidewalk without making an attempt to move. I continued to give Zacharia Branch verbal commands to move from blocking the sidewalk and advised that if he did not, he would receive a citation for blocking the sidewalk. Zacharia Branch smirked, then stepped backwards and to the right, then remained standing upon the public sidewalk, so as to obstruct, hinder, and impede free passage upon the sidewalk as well as impede free ingress/egress to or from the adjacent places of business. Due to those actions and Zacharia Branch’s failure to comply with multiple verbal lawful commands, he was placed under arrest for misdemeanor Obstruction of LEO and received a citation for Obstructing Public Sidewalks.”

@Polymarket Major outage affecting dozens? Dozens???

JUST IN: Bluesky experiences major outage, dozens of users impacted.

@IfindRetards @hurricaneJones3

Tag a retard

@lady_valor_07 Bono. At NAMM in 2006. For about 15 minutes, we had sushi together and talked about religion. I was a devout believer back then. He was friendly and very polite.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@TheMattViera Your description speaks of a successful friend. Is she single and looking for a relationship?

My friend is a teacher Owns a home Has ~$300k invested Makes $117k per year Works 9 months per year Home by 5:00pm each day Does whatever she wants on weekends Travels outside the States each summer Will retire with a pension & health coverage Teaching careers are underrated

@FivePointsVids It’s tradition. It’s routine. The personal flow of the game and timing between holes.

Can we get rid of these archaic scorecard rules? It’s literally 2026. They can track the ball’s path and spin rate yet this dude has to fill out paperwork every hole. What are we doing.

@lady_valor_07 Mortician

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@realfunnydegen They might break a nail Or worse Have to paint them again

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

@Dexerto Honest question: Is it not possible to pause the live broadcast and then fast forward through them?

YouTube has begun rolling out 90 second unskippable ads to their TV app “It’s simply not worth it to watch YouTube on the TV”

@JoeyMannarino It’s still laughable that the LGB are still in the soup being that they/them swear they can’t tell what a woman is

Canada has updated the LGBTQ acronym to MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. That stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual. Yes, really. I'm not joking. I wish I was.

@JoePompliano @KeeganHall The expression of context is what really makes this stand out. For context, I’m referring to the context.

Rory McIlroy commissioned this pencil drawing after last year's Masters Tournament. The artist (@KeeganHall) provided context on Reddit: • Spent 6+ months working on it • Estimates 600-800+ total hours • Worked on it 6-7 days each week • Uses a Pentel Graphgear mechanical pencil Hall says this piece was incredibly challenging because so much detail went into such a small area. For context, the original is smaller than 30x22, so each face in the crowd is essentially a quarter of the size of a fingernail. This is the second piece he has done for Rory.

@HustleBitch_ Where Mr Garvey at! He trippin letting these yns eat gummys

🚨 9-YEAR-OLD OVERDOSES ON THC GUMMIES AT SCHOOL — CAN’T SEE, SPEAK, OR HEAR — DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS A mother films her son in a hospital bed… screaming, crying, completely disoriented. She says he came home from school unable to speak… unable to hear… not knowing his own name or where he was. • Allegedly given THC gummies by another student • Severe hallucinations and confusion • Fighting doctors and his own mother • Heart rate going up and down • Doctors say he’s “extremely high” and has to ride it out He’s drooling, panicking, completely out of control. This didn’t happen at a party. This happened during a normal school day. Now the video is going viral and parents are asking how something like this even gets inside a classroom. If this can happen during a normal school day… what else is getting through?

@Breaking911 Offset should center himself and avoid conflict

🚨 BREAKING: Offset shot near Florida casino -TMZ