Mahmisah

@DrSerunjogiEmma Dr Emma, it’s interesting how you’ve narrowed it down to sexual activity.

I can't imagine how much whoeing someone would be going through to make them decide at 25yrs of age that the best family planning method is cutting their tubes or vasectomy at 25yrs!!! What sexual wars are you planning on fighting?? Can't you use a condom, copper IUD, hormonal IUD, emergency, abstaining, how much horny do are you that you cannot use a condom during unsafe days and have live sex during safe days! There are so many ways that you can opt not to have children while having sex unless you're getting battle ready. Society is so dead that when a man marries a woman who is 23yrs, they say he's a sexual predator, going for naive, emotional girls who cannot judge right and wrong, same girl at that age decides to cut her tubes and suddenly now the entire society praises her that she's emotionally mature, she makes perfect decisions... Nonsense y'all. As a doctor, how much greedy are you to cut tubes of such a girl or boy... No different from those who change sex for children through surgery just because they think they're boys trapped in a girl's body.

@miki_djan @AfiaDimple_ That doesn’t include asking if he’s gonna ….

@AfiaDimple_ Some Women underestimate the sexual needs of their husbands and how much they wish they will initiate or show more interest

As a married woman, you should always ask your husband if he’s gonna fvck that day. Do that and thank me later.

@BomugishaK @ManCaveUg @AtakoIsmail Or English version of GK

@ManCaveUg Most women are not good people 🤣 🤣@AtakoIsmail

Whoever gave the MK camp the idea of fundraising for his birthday charity run is a clever strategist. If you wanted to love him in the dark, now he wants you to bring the love before cameras and beyond words. This is some sort of public LOYALTY TEST. In a way, many shy opportunists are not sure how to respond, especially in view of the ongoing transition. Companies and institutions must be discussing whether to buy kits or not, and what it would mean. If you don’t buy, you have made a public statement, and it is recorded for future reference. If you buy, you have made an announcement still. If I were PLU, I wouldn’t allow anyone to buy without cameras. Why would one only want to dance with you in darkness? Don’t allow. Bring them to the brightest part of the dancehall. I know many will be lining up, so that MK remembers them in his kingdom. But they want to place their cards on both sides of the bet: to win favours when time comes, but also to protect their names from some reputational implications. Gluttons dig their graves with their teeth.

@Kijjo86 @rolandkid_ I thought taxi drivers

@rolandkid_ Bro not to lie but 'me and madam is only used by people who have money 😔

Like I said ,we are trying out German dishes tonight. Me and madam have arrived at the Rolex Booth.🌚 Lasst uns die Nacht genießen!🙏🏻

@warh_njongo @naytholo You guys are low-key sodoms. Reason why she has to go out and look for the real thing.

@naytholo Someone said join them and fuck them both and I say hell yeah 😭🚀

As a man- what would you do?

@akankwasa_30054 Justice suffers in silence and corruption cowers at luminary exposure! Every little word said out aloud matters more than a thousand good thoughts 🤔 kept in people's minds!

@Solomon_Kaweesa @MonitorSqoop Webale nyo. Tusomese abazadde

@MonitorSqoop Sometimes I tell you that there's a difference between being able to bear a child and being a parent. Many Ugandans can only afford the former.

Hajjat Namyalo’s son Rayan officially receives his brand new car gifted by his mother as he celebrates his birthday 🎉🚗 #SqoopUpdates

@MuslimPro @MiskinTV_ Alhamdulillah it’s one of my most utilized. I wish everyone knew what this app can do.

@MiskinTV_ That's right. We're always there. On your phone 👀

Muslim Pro

@Bukasha91 @lubersolz Osobola kufumba eyiyo, si kyo? 😆 I could even hear the accent

@lubersolz Anti you can also cook yours. Isn’t it?

Katogo must be beans and cassava or Matooke not cucumber

@fisayo_kog @muslim_world Me too. May Allah guide us

@muslim_world The way some people fear God is insane, if that’s the right word… I really want to fear Him more than I do rn. 🙏

A young man who doesn't own a phone went to the neighboring shop to check his exam results on the shopkeeper's mobile phone. Watch what happened...

@nj__davis @DrSerunjogiEmma You could still reread the first part

@HusseinMisah @DrSerunjogiEmma Even within experience, assumptions can be baked in. Do I have to teach you that? Also, his last statement in the last paragraph is purely anecdotal. That’s shameful coming from an MD.

From experience as a medical doctor, I have never seen anyone in 60s without children who is not depressed, sad or regretting. All of them, even if it was by choice or they had no control over it. Everyone of them I have seen is unhappy. If you have a chance to have a child, please do, period. Also if you hate children or men or women right now, it's fine, do hate them while having a child. You hate children? It's fine, don't get a permanent family control method like vasectomy or tying tubes, go for temporary ones like IUDs etc, you will wish you had a child, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but you will.

@nj__davis @DrSerunjogiEmma Reread the first part.

@DrSerunjogiEmma I'm really curious about this Doc. The childfree by choice ones, did they tell you they were depressed and sad or did you just assume by looking. If it's the latter, stfu!

@ThrillaRilla369 In a heart-beat. But there’s a catch; I need to feel safe in the man

To the women who are on this app im going to ask again, be honest If you could stay home, raise babies and run a cozy homemaker life.. Would you??

@aiishadahir Talaq

What is something that is halal in Islam but disliked by Allah?

@Muktarameeer Musa AS

Quiz time!

@1Maherr_ Abraham AS

من هو النبي الذي لقب بـ خليل الله؟ ◯ نوح ◯ إبراهيم ◯ لوط

@Hadithoftheday Light.

*Quiz Time!* From what did Allah create the angels?

I’m going to answer you the way I would speak to someone I genuinely care about. First, take a breather. Because this kind of exhaustion doesn’t come from lack of faith, it comes from thinking too much without being given space to feel.

@kasibanteSamuel @WamanyaPious KS this is violence!

@WamanyaPious You have to be extremely brilliant to be a guild president of Makerere University

Without being tribalistic why is it hard to have a westerner Guild president of Makerere university? - 2015/16: Roy Ssemboga - 2016/17: Paul Kato - 2017/18: Papa Were Salim (84th Guild President) - 2018/19: Julius Kateregga - 2020/21: Ssempijja Ivan - 2021: Nambassa Shamim (87th Guild President) - ~2022/23 (88th): Lawrence Alionzi - 2023/24 (89th): Robert Maseruka - 2024 (90th): Vincent Lubega Nsamba - 2025 (91st): Ssentamu Churchill James -2025 (92nd): Kadondi Gracious