Hydrated Millenial

@PSchrags If he is inactive, would love to see the Bills introduce the training staff individually rather than the starters. Let them come out of the tunnel!

@markcecchini I’ve never been so happy to have one and also move it out of my kitchen 12 months later

thanks to late stage capitalism and the relentless millennial consumer complex I now get to be a proud owner of whatever this is

@timellisau @rachcorrine Blundstone

@rachcorrine The trick is what do you wear when doing activities that are not on a paved surface and with your kids. The first three pics are all posers on their own but people like me are doing stuff outside with people and need some function. What about when its damp and muddy.

Been seeing a lot of loafer discourse on this app and while I LOVE a man in a slutty little loafer… was thinking about it and realized most men in my life (dad, brother, guys I know) wouldn’t wear a loafer. Not their speed. They’re just trying to graduate from wearing running shoes to dinner to white sneakers. WHICH I get. So if loafers aren’t your thing (although i encourage you to experiment) here are some staple sneaker suggestions that I like: - Common Projects Achilles Low - Veja Campo - Adidas Samba OG - New Balance 990 - Converse Chuck Taylor Low - Nike Killshot 2 - Vans Authentic

@jakewoolf If it’s effortless, sure. This looks performative to a fault.

Actually sweatpants + overcoat + loafers is the most perfect Sunday outfit—and if you have a problem wearing sweatpants in public because of some 30 year old Seinfeld joke I think you may have bigger psychological fish to fry

@JimmyKempski Apparently his knee exploded into a million fragments earlier this afternoon (according to Pats fans).

I search A.J. Brown here on occasion to make sure I haven’t missed new reporting, & I love Pats fans’ change of opinion on him. (Not all Pats fans, but a lot of them.) He’s gone from “must have this guy” to “Jaylen Waddle is better.” After it happens he’ll be elite again.

@termloanb @rfkenmore @Winston1552 I have enjoyed the heavier cotton this winter.

@HydratedMatthew @rfkenmore @Winston1552 I find them quite a bit fuller and much less of a taper. They’ve also thickened the material and expanded the front pockets compared to the first runs a few years ago

Fellas From which clothing brand did you most recently make a worthwhile purchase? Work, gym, casual — anything

@termloanb @rfkenmore @Winston1552 I don’t love the back flap pockets. Is the fit noticeably fuller?

@rfkenmore @HydratedMatthew @Winston1552 I started off this way as well but have recently moved to classic chino. In 3 months I will be wearing the giant fits I’m sure

@rfkenmore @Winston1552 I was a slim fit chino guy for a long time, and those broken in straight are seriously perfect. I have a few colors that I wear regularly to the office. They also wear in really nicely.

@Winston1552 Yea I think they nailed this as a “bigger” fit that pushes, but is commercial enough for their guy

@jdimz36 @ThePhillyPod AJ is under contract a year longer, and his cap hit in 2027 is significantly less than Waddle. It’s also less in 2028. Next year is the only team-friendly year for Waddle. AJ was also voted captain by his teammates, so they don’t consider him a diva.

@ThePhillyPod Facts that were ignored: 1) AJ is 17 months older than Jaylen Waddle. Massive for a skill position player. 2) AJ Brown is a Diva, while Waddle (from all accounts) is not. 3) Waddles contract is much more team friendly than AJ Browns. So no, the price did not go up.

Jaylen Waddle (age 27) since 2022: • 269 receptions • 4,024 yards • 20 TDs AJ Brown (age 28) since 2022: • 339 receptions • 5,034 yards • 32 TDs Price just went up 📈

@Heavylifter60 @JessicaTarlov Tons of women get married and take their husband’s last name, so their birth certificate would be a pointless document.

@JessicaTarlov Who out there is unable to get their birth certificate if they don’t have a copy already? You don’t need a passport to prove citizenship.

Republicans are lying to the American people when they say the SAVE Act is a voter ID law—it’s a proof-of-citizenship requirement that would make voting harder, if not impossible, for a lot of people. Passports are expensive, documents don’t always match, and the process can be a mess (been there). We should be making voting easier, not adding more hurdles. Democrats can own this by proposing their own bill that accepts a range of IDs, and includes automatic voter registration and Election Day as a national holiday for starters.

@RockFord5552368 @travisakers God you’re such a piece of shit hahahahaha oh my lord. This isn’t complex. You’re just a trash human being.

I would say most parents and children have to endure that stage. Every human goes through the stage of thinking they are smarter and better than their parents. And the dumber they are, the more likely they think they are smarter and better than everyone else, and the longer it takes for them to come to their senses and realize that they were very wrong. When will you figure it out?

One of the most distasteful things I have ever seen.

@RockFord5552368 @travisakers One day your kids will say “wow, my dad is a garbage piece of shit”, and that’s a shame.

@travisakers You're a bunch of fakes purposefully misunderstanding something in order to pretend/act concerned. PHONY-BALONEYS. ALL OF YOU.

@Optimist_Tech @TheBostonBuzzer

@TheBostonBuzzer Give it some time, if it gets annoying enough for him he will. He basically just did today through Adam.

If AJ Brown asked out and demanded a trade, it would make things much easier for the Patriots. They would gain leverage and the Eagles would be more likely to move on at a lesser value. He’s not the type of person to do this, but I wish he would.

@Optimist_Tech @EliotShorrParks What’s he going to sit out? lol

@HydratedMatthew @EliotShorrParks If AJ wants out, it doesn't matter if the eagles have his contract right now; he isn't going to play for them.

The true benefit of the Broncos trading a 1st/3rd for Waddle? Now the Patriots might feel a need to respond to one of their top competitors in the AFC — and increase their offer for AJ Brown

@Optimist_Tech @EliotShorrParks Because AJ is under contract, and the Patriots still need him.

@EliotShorrParks Why would they have to do that when no one else is bidding and AJ wants out

@chriskilroy @the_bonnfire I was going to buy it until I saw the giant blank panel. I honestly thought it was a bootleg/fake when I first saw the back. Now I feel like my only option is to purchase with name and number.

@the_bonnfire Got it, so won’t impact sales.

The blank panel on the back is a MASSIVE whiff by Nike. The amount of people who would have purchased this jersey without a name or number will shrink considerably with the blank panel on the back. It looks hideous without a name and number. Huge error by Nike on #USMNT design

@USMNTFTBL @AlexiLalas I like the new stripes but the old US Soccer crest was awesome

@AlexiLalas Better or worse than the Waldo kits?

New U.S. jerseys for the World Cup this summer. “Stripes” - Clear, bold, and instantly identifiable. Nice nod to past. “Stars” - Muted and bland. Could be any country. Details are lost. But, as with any design, the performance determines the legacy. 🇺🇸⚽️

@CagedMLS @stripeshowstan I actually didn’t know she was in Mad Men.

@HydratedMatthew @stripeshowstan She was in Mad Men and played Sally’s teacher and ended up with Don for a bit

High as hell epsiode 7 of suits and this scotty bitch is so fucking hot

@jakubmolsa @stripeshowstan Omg you’re right. Gloria Trillo and Scottie look so similar.

@HydratedMatthew @stripeshowstan Different actress

@mccrystal_alex It’s going to be a long season if this is what you’re doing in the middle of March. Just chill out.

Harper got so pissed at the call he let himself strikeout this dude is not a professional hitter anymore