Steev Dangerous 👁️🐽👁️

@glitterresist_ @anon_opin Utter nonsense.

@anon_opin Just change the entire inner tube. Puncture repairs never last anyway.

Sawdust is better than water to find bike tyre punctures. No finding the bucket, no lugging it about, no mopping up afterwards.

@WilliamWeirFun @fesshole It's absolutely true that ‘gullible’ isn't in the dictionary.

@fesshole Probably not true but hope it is.

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary. I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

Up in London.

@0insertname @Guysley

@Guysley It’s not invented on our part.

‘England spent the entire the lead up talking about being in the final and winning it’ There’s that thing they totally invent again.

@fesshole It's just carbon. It doesn't have the homeopathic memory of being a person. You had a nice ceremony with your loved ones and that's what matters.

Mother-in-law wanted her ashes scattered off the local pier. I could only fit about half in the fancy box we'd chosen, but the ceremony was lovely nonetheless. That was 2022. Today I found the rest of her in an open plastic bag under my workbench in the shed. Whoops.

@natehoodstp What actually happened is the car lobby convinced your politicians to knock down your historic dense, European-style city centres in favour of car-centric sprawl.

@CDriscoll99 Fuck you, I will never not be able to see that now.

Bana removing his flexible rubber helmet, gets me every time.

@FalkTG Not even a real country. Just squatting on others' land.

There are 0 good reasons why Israel isn’t part of the EU except racism 🇮🇱🇪🇺

@fesshole Don't believe you.

Met a hero Joe Strummer back in the day. Starstruck, I asked for a picture then immediately forgot how to use my camera, closed the wrong eye and took a picture of my finger over the lens. My mates still don't believe that I met him.

@Willibee64 West Coast, CrossCountry and Great Western operate in Wales.

Peak UK Vs England discourse for the government to create Great British Railways and then have it only affect English TOCs.

@JBeezification @_motherslug What are you on about?

@_motherslug Season 1 was good but damnit the dialogue and writing in season 2 makes it a tough watch. I have wanted to watch this show for years but can’t get through much of season 2

Just finished my third rewatch of Deadwood (including the movie). As fantastically written and acted as the entire ensemble is, the overwhelming feeling I'm left with is that Ian McShane as Al Swearengen gives the single greatest male television performance of all fucking time.

@OozalemBird @Lord_Sugar First person I've seen give the correct answer.

@Lord_Sugar 15 surely. Topologically, each goes through the back as well as the front. Then add on the neck hole, and the two arm holes. The waist isn’t considered a hole as it acts as a perimeter of the t-shirt (any of the other holes could equally be treated as the perimeter instead)

10

@floboflo @Lord_Sugar Topologically an unmodified t-shirt only has 3 holes, not 4, so the actual answer is 15.

@Lord_Sugar Wrong. 16

@bluewmist This is just a normal part of conversation. You're the problem.

normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

@NoNonsenseND This is just a normal part of conversation.

@FergusCraig And if we win the World Cup we regain sovereignty of the American colonies.

Yes, but, if I'm understanding it correctly, if France beat Argentina in the final, then the Falklands will return to France.

@HayekAndChips @MxVivianWulf They don't, you fuckwit.

@MxVivianWulf Why should people with mild ADHD and anxiety be paid to stay at home and/or get Motability cars?

MPs are not clueless as to how PIP works. They are deliberately lying in order to commit social cleansing of people with serious disabilities.

@BlackSpanno @BlokeOnWheels The imaginary people in your head?

@BlokeOnWheels What about the people who just happen to have it who are capable of working but using their diagnosis as an excuse not to?

Quote from the article: "You can't just say everybody with ADHD or autism can't work and should be on benefits, the system needs to distinguish between levels of severity of illness. The current system doesn't have that." Yes it fucking does! In fact, that is the core principle of the current system. Benefits are not based on conditions, they are based on the effect that a disability has on individual claimants. Therefore as I have previously said, is perfectly possible for 2 people claiming for the same disability or health condition to get different awards, based on the fact that their disabilities impact their lives differently.

@m_annwit @JinouzySV I think Ireland is in England or something.

Cows might learn how to fly before Ireland support England

@HITCSevens When did this come in?

This is sadly true. I tried to wave an England flag during the Norway game, and I was shot and killed by Keir Starmer.