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@footballdaily I can't remember who it was against but he played centrally for City when De Bruyne was injured earlier this season and it was probably the best performance I've seen from him, pains me to say it but he looked superb

🗣️ “He doesn’t play centrally for his club, so presumably there’s a reason for that.” Gareth Southgate has questioned Phil Foden’s desire to play centrally on the pitch. ⤵️

@nafycagel @FootballTalkHQ Okay buy him a car then, the guys a legend

🚨🚨 The Portuguese computer hacker whose release of a huge cache of documents led directly to Manchester City being charged with 115 rule breaches by the Premier League has received a suspended prison sentence by a court in Lisbon. In 2018, Rui Pinto, a 34-year-old Portuguese computer hacker, released hundreds of thousands of documents and emails to media organizations across Europe, which became known as the Football Leaks cache. [@martynziegler]

@TansuYegen The life lessons I noticed were Always help a brother out when needed Don't trust women

Life lessons...

@Jessrocks71 Do they mean outside as in Pub Gardens or the city pubs without gardens where everyone just piles on the pavement outside the front? Or both

I know, why not just shut down the pubs altogether? I feel so sorry for publicans today, they just can’t win! As for Joe public? They want to squeeze every last joy out of life! Local councils are a menace to society! thesun.co.uk/news/politics/…

@fesshole If that's the only irritating thing about your wife then you've done well pal

My wife does not possess the ability to turn the tap off completely, leaving a persistent drip. Ive given up addressing it, so just wait by the tap as she's using it and turn it as she leaves. This is a slow-burning irritation that I fear is only heading in one direction.

@benonwine The pussy sticks? Yeah, they should ban them if you want to smoke get some cigs or roll ups

Is the government right to ban disposable vapes? Yes or No?

@GartDraw @HumansNoContext He comes threw the wall

@HumansNoContext Im always sleeping back towards wall because that way I know that boogeyman wont attack me from my back

@Jouha44xx @clownworld It's a bunch of tree hugging hippies who want to stop oil so they do road blocks like that in protest against it, people getting annoyed now and slowly starting to fight back, a few of the hippies got battered a while back which was nice

@NoContextBrits You'll have a lot of the local pubs, on the estates etc that are decent value so probably not as high as you'd first think if your visiting as a tourist I'd guess somewhere around £6-7

@HumansNoContext What are you referring to by "it"? If it is an 8th of some nice skunk then it's 100% 3 look at her eyes she's wasted

What number did it?

@unitedhan I said all along either Mason Greenwood or his wife should be in prison, couldn't care less which one at this point as I think she is as bad as him and insult to all dv sufferers across the planet

If Antony is innocent (which looks increasingly likely) then the women that have come forward with ‘claims of assault’ should be immediately locked up. It’s actually disgusting and would be a disgrace to all women of actual assault, Antony and any other person who has been made out to be an abuser when they aren’t. I really hope the truth prevails because whoever is lying is seriously fucked.

@d5_rss @omid9 Think he's trying to be funny but has opened up a great discussion to be had while we're on the subject of France and banning things, anyone else think we should ban the Hijab in Britain like they have in France?

@omid9 Why would the flag of a trade block be flown at the Olympics?

Looking forward to the next Olympic Games opening ceremony Paris 2024 when Brexiteers demand the BBC pixilate the flags of the other countries.

@shinglekicker @benonwine Is that the Scottish dish "tatties and neep" potatoes and Swede (only ever heard the name and it was from a jock so could barely understand what he said)

@benonwine Swede. Also called a “neep” in some places. Originally a cattle feed. Some would argue best left as one.

Apparently, this can create heated arguments! So, once and for all. What is it?

@benonwine Viktor Lindelof

@TezLocke @benonwine That isn't Victor Lindelof

@benonwine A Swede

@ElCatski @benonwine Easy, the birds in question were protected by law meaning that it is illegal/inappropriate to touch, hold or "sniff" he did all 3

@INBRed_Devil @benonwine Sorry, you are going to have to point me to the law that states that you are not permitted to sniff birds inappropriately. And then tell me how to sniff birds in an appropriate manner "End of"

What one word best describes Chris Packham?

@UtdRiley_ I know its clearly not who your referring to but all I saw was Bruno Fernandes

Just see this video, and it reminds me of someone 👀 😂

@benonwine Red flags, loads of them

Describe Sam Smith's new look in five words or less.

@stats_feed All the countries with alcohol and then good old diabeto popping up with fat and sugar filled coca cola

The most iconic beverage in selected countries: 🇫🇷 France: Absinthe 🇩🇰 Denmark: Akvavit 🇪🇨 Ecuador: Aguardiente 🇨🇴 Colombia: Aguardiente 🇦🇹 Austria: Almdudler 🇮🇱 Israel: Arak 🇮🇶 Iraq: Arak 🇱🇧 Lebanon: Arak 🇪🇷 Eritrea: Araqi 🇲🇹 Malta: Bajtra 🇱🇻 Latvia: Balsam 🇨🇿 Czechia: Becherovka 🇪🇬 Egypt: Bedouin tea 🇧🇿 Belize: Belikin 🇨🇾 Cyprus: Brandy sour 🇸🇪 Sweden: Brännvin 🇮🇸 Iceland: Brennivin 🇩🇴 Dominican Republic: Brugal 🇨🇦 Canada: Caesar 🇧🇷 Brazil: Caipirinha 🇨🇲 Cameroon: Castel stout 🇹🇳 Tunisia: Celtia 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: Chay 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe: Chibuku 🇻🇪 Venezuela: Chicha 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: Coconut Arrack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Gin 🇵🇹 Portugal: Ginjinha 🇨🇷 Costa Rica: Guaro 🇮🇪 Ireland: Guinness 🇺🇦 Ukraine: Horilka 🇺🇸 USA: Coca Cola 🇳🇱 Netherlands: Jenever 🇫🇯 Fiji: Kava 🇫🇮 Finland: Koskenkorva Viina 🇧🇪 Belgium: Kriek 🇲🇼 Malawi: Kuche Kuche 🇲🇳 Mongolia: Kumis 🇮🇹 Italy: Grappa 🇲🇦 Morocco: Maghreb mint tea 🇨🇳 China: Maotai 🇲🇰 Macedonia: Mastika 🇦🇷 Argentina: Mate 🇹🇭 Thailand: Mekhong Whiskey 🇨🇺 Cuba: Mojito 🇿🇲 Zambia: Mosi 🇧🇧 Barbados: Mount Gay Rum 🇬🇷 Greece: Ouzo 🇭🇺 Hungary: Palinka 🇵🇭 Philippines: Palm wine 🇳🇬 Nigeria: Palm wine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales: Penderyn Whiskey 🇨🇱 Chile: Pisco 🇵🇪 Peru: Pisco sour 🇸🇮 Slovenia: Rakia 🇧🇦 Bosnia: Rakia 🇭🇹 Haiti: Rhum Barbancourt 🇿🇦 South Africa: Rooibos tea 🇯🇲 Jamaica: Jamaican rum 🇳🇮 Nicaragua: Rum 🇯🇵 Japan: Sake 🇪🇸 Spain: Sangria 🇩🇪 Germany: Schnapps 🇵🇦 Panama: Seco Herrerano 🇸🇴 Somalia: Shah Hawaash 🇧🇴 Bolivia: Singani 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland: Single Malt Whisky 🇰🇷 South Korea: Soju 🇮🇳 India: Tea 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: Tej 🇲🇽 Mexico: Tequila 🇷🇴 Romania: Tuica 🇦🇺 Australia: VB Beer 🇨🇩 Democratic Republic of the Congo: Vitalo 🇷🇺 Russia: Vodka 🇵🇱 Poland: Wódka