Laurie 🌊✡️🐱🌻☕️

Big Meow made his trip over the rainbow 🌈 bridge this morning. He was very sick with cancer. He brought our family 18 years of love and I miss him so much already. Although a frequent blepper, he wasn't your typical orange boy. He was, in a word, cool. ❤️

@UnitedCanucks26 @PrezLives2022 OF COURSE!!!

I was told that because I’m Canadian, I should mind my business about American politics. I responded back: when your president threatened Canada’s sovereignty, it became my business. What do you think? Do Canadians have the right to speak about American politics? 🇨🇦

@giveashitnature Can attest to this as years ago i had a late coffee in the dark on the porch, and yes, reader, it went from swimming in my coffee to my mouth. Did not swallow, but forever traumatized. They're like enormous drunken mosquitoes the way they "fly."

That giant 'mosquito' buzzing around your porch? Relax. It's a crane fly, and it's completely harmless. It cannot bite you. It has no mouthparts for it. It poses zero threat to you, your pets, or your garden. Most adult crane flies don't even eat. They live for a few days, mate, and die: all fueled entirely by energy stored during their larval stage. What they actually do: their larvae break down organic matter in soil and water, feeding the ecosystem from the ground up. Starlings, crows, and ground-feeding birds probe the soil specifically to find them. They are prey. They are decomposers. They are harmless. Don't squish please!

@NobodyThan @HalfwayPost

BREAKING: The homophobic Texas televangelist who claimed Iran would surrender on Easter and name Donald Trump as their new Ayatollah so he could convert all of Iran to Christianity accidentally emailed his entire congregation his Grindr account in his Easter morning e-card.

@feederofcats Of course, I mean this in the cutest way, but it's giving this guy.

nothing scarier in this world than a kitten whose powers were temporarily thwarted and is now coming back stronger than ever

@DeathMetalV My hope is she doesn't even know who that is.

Imagine being so far away from Andrew Tate.

@the_jabronie @VisionaryVoid What? Where does it say that?

@VisionaryVoid Anti semitism makes no sense to me. I know the Bible says that Jews will always be persecuted but is that why? I don’t understand hating a person based on their religious beliefs.

The Girl Who Lived a Thousand Years. In May 1944, thirteen-year-old Elli Friedmann arrived at Auschwitz with her family. She still wore the long blond braids her mother had braided for her that morning. On the selection ramp, those braids helped create a small illusion, the camp doctor thought she was older and sent her to forced labor instead of the gas chambers. But childhood ended the moment she stepped into the camp. She was shaved, tattooed, and reduced to a number. Hunger became constant. Fear became normal. She and her mother worked brutal shifts, moving earth with their bare hands while guards watched. Every day was a quiet battle just to stay alive. When the camp was liberated in 1945, Elli was only fourteen. Yet she later wrote one of the most haunting lines in Holocaust literature: “I am fourteen, and I have lived a thousand years.” After the war she moved to America, became a professor, and wrote her memoir so the world would never forget what she and millions of others endured. Her story is not just about surviving Auschwitz. It’s about a young girl who refused to let the darkness take everything from her, including her voice.

@Dalit_Pp @ler913 I wonder who he voted for? 🤔

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 41 YO White American 🇺🇸 Justin Beyea was arrested on more than 200 felony charges, including possession of 900+ child poπnography, lewd and lascivious offenses, and transmission of harmful material to a minor. He got arrested with 15-year-old victim in a vehicle together. #WhiteCrime Follow me for more News 🗞️📰

@BBK8_e @saniyafatma1278

@saniyafatma1278 The feral cat be like

I was up from 1:30 to 6:30 and let the cat out and left the backdoor open then passed out finally. Around 8:20 my cat came into the bedroom meowing insistently. Finally got up to see what the issue was and our local feral cat was in the house lying down in the dining room. He’s eaten three bowls of food. I went to the bathroom and then came back out to the feral like this:

@SarahjevsEvans I recognize these names! I'm reading a detective series set in Wales! Now I'm desperate to visit this beautiful place!

You can travel to the moon in less time than travelling on two buses from Penderyn to Swansea.

@DonUntilImGone @shesbonky That's rich coming from a B cup.

@shesbonky cause a fat girl is fat…im lonely… lol ok

please enjoy unfuckable men* sharing their takes on hot af nelly furtado at the juno awards (*full names included because public shaming mediocre men is my fave)

@juanbbo420 @ChampagneLasagn @mark_a_kehoe @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky The incel doth protest too much, methinks.

@ChampagneLasagn @mark_a_kehoe @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky Yeah really pathetic, but all the females that get triggered are also fucking fat and ugly.

@reachjulieroys @StillADog Here we go again and again and again.

David DeMenge, a Church of God pastor at Dominion Church in Little Falls, Minnesota, built a public profile as a pastor and traveling minister. Now, he faces multiple felony charges tied to child sexual abuse spanning several years. A licensed pilot, DeMenge was also involved in several ministries, including Ripples Revival Ministries International. roysreport.com/minnesota-pent…

@feederofcats He is such a little baby! ❤️

all in all, he is doing amazingly well and is a very happy boy. The feeding tube has been out for over a week, he's gained so much weight, and he is very active and orange

Dweeb had his 2 week post-op recheck at UC Davis today! 🧡 His jaw is healing well! Still a little inflamed so continuing pain meds for a while. It does seem like those right canines will need to go, they're impeding his ability to fully close his mouth

@midwestern_ope Pull up the lawn chair.

⚠️ 100 mph wind, large hail, and tornadoes expected ⚠️ Midwesterners:

@JesusChryslerII @smc429

Make it happen

@Softnessa_ @PrezLives2022 I think your son is a blessing. I hope you tell him that this American calls herself LAVA.

Anonymous My 13-year-old son just said, “Mum, I think I have a good idea. The people in America protesting ICE should call themselves LAVA — Local And Very Angry. And lava melts ice. You should post that and see if it's a good idea" We’re about as far away from the United States as you can get, here in Perth, Western Australia. But I hope the people over there know that even a young boy on the other side of the world can see when something isn’t right.

@DoctorLemma I post this religiously during the holidays

14 years ago, a guy uploaded a photo of his sister’s cat to social media. Within a year, that cat had a movie deal, a coffee brand, and had made her owner millions of dollars. The cat was called Tardar Sauce. She had feline dwarfism and an underbite that made her look permanently furious. People thought the photo was fake. They said no animal could naturally look that annoyed. So the owner uploaded a video to prove it. Just a small cat sitting on a counter looking miserable. The internet named her Grumpy Cat. At the time, her owner Tabatha Bundesen was working as a waitress at a seafood restaurant. She quit to manage the cat full time. Within months, Grumpy Cat had a manager, a merchandise line, two books translated into 15 languages, a movie, and a sponsorship deal with a global pet food brand. The cat weighed less than two kilograms. She was apparently not grumpy at all. Tardar Sauce passed away at home in May 2019 at the age of seven. Her owner was holding her. The daughter who named her had picked “Tardar” because of the cat’s colouring as a kitten. She just didn’t know how to spell “tartar.“

@MoQ57306187 @Susan16Park This is stupid. Hate the administration, not the people.

I don’t think the average American has any clue the amount of pain and destruction their country has caused the rest of the world.

@AdvisorNba @Susan16Park @JeanJacquesDes7 That started happening in 2017.

@Susan16Park @JeanJacquesDes7 By 2028/2029, everything unfolding today will reach Americans, marking the first time in history that Americans begin migrating out of the country.

@adamross @Susan16Park @BenjaminPDixon Not true.

@Susan16Park @BenjaminPDixon Most don’t.