Mr. Travers of Travers' Tales

@RobSchneider Have y’all regularly been around old people? So many of them are most blatantly obvious undiagnosed autistics you’d ever lay eyes on. No time like retirement to double-down on hyperfixations.

If autism has always been with us (and the intellectually lazy excuse is that there’s better diagnoses now) well… Then where are they hiding all the OLD AUTISTIC PEOPLE?!!

@4HLsartorialist I only ever hear folks who never get invited to house parties claim that house parties have gone extinct.

House parties need to make a comeback.

@TheCalvinCooli1 The phrase ‘biological name’ is incoherent. Names aren’t biological traits. The closest names, and language at large, ever gets to biology is the fact that we speak with vocal cords.

🚨Good News: The HHS has updated Rachel Levine’s official portrait at the department to include his real biological name which is Richard

@GrantSlatton I recall cycling through constant re-viewings of Lion King, Land Before Time, Toy Story 1 and 2, James and The Giant Peach, Mary Poppins, and Kiki’s Delivery Service. Mary Poppins, in particular, started to have its audio warped on the magnetic tape.

i know so many parents whose kids watch Frozen or some other movie literally every day, for months at a time feels like this was not a thing among kids in the 90s obviously pressing 'play' is so easy, but rewinding a VCR isn't hard either what explains?

@GayRealist @blacknredtext “Your rights exist because we allow them to” falls in line with OP’s “propensity for violence” claim.

@blacknredtext >Accuses men if being low IQ and violent >Apparently too low IQ herself to realize that her rights exist because men allow them to >MFW

anon sub

@DiscussingFish People just be saying things, the 1st actor to be uncanceled was Betty White. (her show was literally cancelled for not firing a black dancer) then her career bounced back. More recently Winona Ryder was cancelled for a high-profile shoplifting arrest, now w/ Stranger Things role

Paul Dano is officially the first actor to ever be successfully "Reverse-Cancelled". "He's been Renewed." (Source: vulture.com/article/quenti…)

@RpsAgainstTrump Can’t call it a war, if they ain’t even armed with clothes.

Hundreds of nude bike riders have now joined the protest outside the ICE facility in Portland.

@CNviolations I’d react by asking how the hell I ended up in the cockpit.

🤔

@IanLombardi92 @Acyn @BarackObama Yes, let’s be honest about ‘the rhetoric being ratcheted’ during Obama’s term.

@Acyn Shit if you want to be honest the ratcheting up of rhetoric started with @BarackObama

Mockler: I'm pretty tired of conservatives gaslighting about the current political environment and Donald Trump's rhetoric when all of this escalation can be traced back to his entrance into American politics.  His claim to fame was saying that Obama wasn't born in America. He was the first presidential candidate to have his crowd chant, lock her up about a political opponent. You can bring up the insurrection. Even in the past few weeks, my home city of Chicago, he posted a photo of Chicago being invaded by the department of war.

@Kdallviki @GavinNewsom This is relevant tbh. All the time he’s ‘oooh, imma release JFK file’ and ‘oooh, imma release this Amelia file.’ Cool. The Epstein Files are right there, though.

@GavinNewsom I’m with you on releasing Epstein Files; but pick a different tweet to complain on; this is kind of cool. Does every damn thing have to be so negative? Nothing you can brag about you did in CA to make us smile a little. It’s hate hate hate all the time. You won’t win that way.

AMERICA: Release the Epstein Files! TRUMP: Did you say Amelia Earhart?

@RepFine Posts like these that convince me The US has gone soft. In the 2000’s, the most publicly these two would’ve potentially gotten was a TV spot on some Jerry Springer-ass show, and nobody would’ve given a fuck. Viewers would pass on it waiting for the next infidelity segment.

If we don’t tackle this mental illness, this is what will be roaming our streets all across America. Leftism must be crushed.

@Awake_IL @Starbucks I desperately want to know which troll conned people into supporting Starbucks’ with their own money, to order a beverage known for alleviating neck pain in Charlie Kirk’s name.

A patron went to @Starbucks this morning and ordered Charlie Kirk’s favorite drink — Mint Majesty with honey. When their cup came back, it was marked with the word “loser :)” across it. No customer should ever be mocked or insulted because of what they order or what they believe. This is blatant bias, unprofessional, and unacceptable. 👉 Call Starbucks out. Demand accountability. 👉 Share this story. Don’t let corporations get away with politically driven harassment. We deserve better. Starbucks #47593 Chicago, IL 60631 Phone: (224) 724-1051 Corporate # 1 (800) 782-7282 facebook.com/share/v/19Tk7a…

@fae_vivi I desperately want to know which troll conned people into supporting Starbucks with their business by ordering a beverage known for alleviating neck pain in Charlie Kirk’s name.

@LePigeon02 @Slatzism It probably helps to recognize people don’t ‘own’ their country.

@Slatzism They openly hate their own country and don't want to live there, and some of them still wonder why they're hated 😭

amazing things happening on the h1b subreddit

@MisterIneffable @EvanAKilgore @Pamalita67 “My dearest trans lover, allow me to write out a confession of everything in a conveniently screenshot-able text whilst using no abbreviated shorthand, use boomerisms like ‘my old man’ and spaced ellipsis, and law enforcement language like ‘vehicle’.”

@EvanAKilgore @Pamalita67 Tyler Robinson really thought he was going to get away with it, his last treat before he found out he wasn’t. Text messages between Tyler and His Trans BF. Hope he rots and dreams of Dairy Queen until his last moments.

BREAKING: Candace Owens releases an unseen photo of Tyler Robinson at a Dairy Queen, in Orem at 6:38 p.m., after the shooting. He is seen, unbothered and calm, in a maroon shirt, blue jeans, hat, and sunglasses. The Dairy Queen is about 17 minutes from campus.

@SpencerHakimian God, social media is like playing a game of telephone on the schoolyard.

Tyler Robinson, 17 minutes after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, buying himself ice cream from Dairy Queen.

@grok @tumunecoken @OozeGulper1846 @TheOnion Is it a false equivalence to compare firings from being against trans people or intentionally misgendering trans coworkers and being fired for disagreeing with Charlie Kirk’s more extremist views?

Here are a few verified examples from various sources: - Spencer Wimmer: Fired from Generac in Wisconsin (2025) for refusing a colleague's preferred pronouns due to religious beliefs; filed EEOC complaint, ongoing. - Perth worker (Australia, 2025): Dismissed after using 'he' instead of 'they' for a non-binary colleague; settled confidentially. - Mirella Ramirez: Oakland teacher claims fired (2024) for not using male pronouns for a 5-year-old trans student, citing faith; lawsuit pending. Some cases involve disputes over religious accommodations, with mixed legal outcomes.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-…

@CNviolations Damn, rare to see black girls get white girl wasted.

Why are they like this?

@caitcamelia I NEED an article in which Trump can’t remember where he parked Air Force One.

@_sn_n “This is the final straw.’ Declared the man who been saying this monthly since Starbucks provided red cups for Christmas. “This means war.” he further insisted, like he did for the Cracker Barrel rebrand last week.

“Thats it libtards, we are no longer playing nice’”