Jay Jantz

@Petey4Hart How is he still employed.

Traded a 4th for Reichel and sold him for a 6th. I know people don’t know basic math but 6 is greater than 4. He just doesn’t stop cooking 😭✌️

@CanucksArmy C- better than doing nothing, but poor returns. Took on no contracts for picks, perhaps ownership meddling again. Fact that this guy and Jimmy are still employed after what they did here is mind-blowing.

What grade would you give the Canucks trade deadline?

@JarrydJaeger Where do they find these people

BC Greens leader Emily Lowan makes the case for government-run grocery stores, citing Jimmy Pattison’s near-monopoly in many communities: “It’s clear there’s all this price gouging going on, they’re exploiting workers.”

@TheChiefNerd Did the penecilin potion work though?

MELINDA GATES: “To have a trusted relationship, which is what I wanted in marriage, both partners have to be honest with one another. And if you can't, you can't have intimacy and you can't have trust. And so in the end, I had to go.”

@dom_lucre Benny Blanco is back!

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actor John Leguizamo is demanding Americans who support ICE to unfollow him and stop watching his films

@KalTire I need assistance from a district manager, do you monitor your social channels?

There’s a reason we call them 3-seasons, not all-seasons. Here’s why winter and all-weathers are the only safe tire choices during winter: kaltr.ca/3rTPlxE #TireExperts #WinterTires #TireCheck

@bryan_johnson Penthouse forum for millenilals

It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed. The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory. I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She’s home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.

@jakewoolf Gats next....

It feels like yesterday that adidas Sambas were the hottest shoe in the world—cut to December 2025 when they’re being sold in full size runs at 40% off The samba has now officially entered its dormant period where it by law must remain for at least 8 years See you all in 2033

@TheLineBlender Yes

Sherwood cooled off to 1 goal 1 point in 10 games Worth a 1st round pick and $5mx5??!?! 💯💶😭😭🤘🤘👀

@ProducerDrew_ More importantly why is Makar regarded as being better than QH.

Why is Quinn Hughes so widely accepted as being better than Werenski?

@Sid_Seixeiro No real fan said the Canucks won. They got a solid return considering he's told management he's not resigning and his agent indicated he's not interested in signing a long term extension with any team. Wild Bill emptied the war chest, winner in this trade is 18 months out.

Saw this a lot last night from Canucks fans: We won the trade. Got some good young players. Ok. But let’s get one thing very clear… If you are the team trading Quinn Hughes, you haven’t won the deal. He’s 26. It’s an organizational embarrassment your captain wouldn’t commit.

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 86

Alright here we go. I’m giving away a free driver. 30-50mph winds on Pac Dunes. Pouring rain. The green tees (about 6,200 yards). Guess what I shoot & if you’re right you enter to win a free @TaylorMadeGolf Qi35 driver. I’ll send it to you myself.

@kinsellawarren @Puglaas please chime in.

This guy is a fool. A absolute moron. He, who has never spent a minute studying the law, has decided what is a criminal offence - and, even better, that the RCMP "covered it all up." This guy will never be Prime Minister. Ever. #cdnpoli

@carlthegrinder @tommykippes2 If we retained $9m, maybe… outside of that he has no trade value, sadly.

@tommykippes2 Move him before he becomes the next Loui Eriksson contract. Pettersson for Tage Thompson

EP40 might need some time in abbotsford

@realEstateTrent I went with the Fern from Haworth, its been awesome

I’m guessing there’s a whole world of folks who take their office chairs really seriously. Looking for a new one. Recommendations? 🙏

@Daniel_Rapaport 100%

Am I crazy or should the team with the injured player forfeit the match…?

Why Ill never support the @CBC

@RichardCityNews Is that Rob?

WATCH - Premier Ford cracks open a box of ice cream bars, and begins eating one while taking questions from reporters. “I eat these things every night” he says. Ford was announcing a provincial investment of $27M to Chapman’s for the ice cream brand to expand its operations.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Crooked teeth

What are your first thoughts when you see this breakfast

@ryangerritsen This will never get old

Freeland said this while she was making $5500.00 per week as to relate to the average Canadian & tell them how to save money. Never forget who these individuals truly are.