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@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

theguardian.com/business/2020/… “We urgently need to act now to win back customers”. As our spokesperson said, please just take your sackings and shit t&c’s and allow us to increase the shareprice. That’s what our bonuses are tied in to!! LOL #whatarewelike #matthewbatemansego

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

The gloves are off! We will be creating press releases and sound bites along the lines of “the only people let down by industrial action will be the customers” and that will be in a non ironic tone and aimed at employees and not dealing with SLT accountability. #britishgas

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

😬😬😬😬 uh oh! Looks like the customers are hearing about our behaviour and planned slashing of t&cs of staff contracts. #whatamilike #britishgas #centrica #whatarewelike #fireandrehire

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

Conduct that is allowed: 🔥 Going behind workers backs to start the process to fire & rehire. 🔥 Advertising jobs for contractors whilst sacking 3500 staff. 🔥 Asking engineers to not use PPE if customers dont have symptoms of the often symptomless Covid. #britishgas

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

It’s funny isn’t it? You think it can’t get worse at work and then your boss phones to ask why productivity has gone down over the last three months. During a pandemic. While your t&c’s are getting slashed. As you prepare for industrial action. “No idea boss!?”

@Service182 @piersmorgan @GMB

Fire and rehire is a disgraceful practice, contract should be worth something #BGscandal #fireandrehire

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

Uh oh! There goes another £1.5M from the pot! Why Dyou think we need you to take pay cuts and slash your t&c’s...? Mismanagement again. LOL #whatarewelike #whatamilike #cantbedefamationifitstrue #britishgas

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

Just the £17M in fines over the last 4 years. LOL. Hands up if you still have faith in those responsible running the company....? Nothing 5000 job losses won’t help solve tho! #weshallnotbemoved #noaccountability #bonusesforthebossesyo #donthatetheplaya

December 2016- £4.5M fine due to smart meters failure. Jan 2017- £9.5M fine due to billing errors August 2018- £2.65M fine due to overcharging customers. August 2020- £1.73M fine due to top up meters LOL. #whatarewelike #cantbedefamationifitstrue #britishgas #noaccountability

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan @GMB

@bathewmateman @piersmorgan

Who is excited to hear how our negotiations are going tomorrow at the meeting? I’ve agreed to give up my permanent parking space in Belgravia which costs the company £50k PA. Not much use atm with the Saatchi gallery being closed anyway. Shows I’m willing to do my bit tho.

instagram.com/tv/CEUMeK_pyR8… #britishgas

@BritishGas Can you accurately say how many engineers your screwing over with the fire and rehire change of contract policy

Get more accurate energy bills by sending us regular meter readings. It’s quick and easy to do online – and means you’ll only pay for what you’ve used.

@BritishGas Yes lads, get those employees doing their enforced normal pay overtime on their new contracts. #fireandrehire

We’re still offering our full range of services for customers affected by the #AberdeenLockdown, with the exception of non-urgent smart meter appointments. Please read our updated FAQs to find out how we can support you while keeping everyone safe.

@bathewmateman Your doing it wrong my friend. I have 10 on enforced overtime 24/7. Each one stroking one of my toes each with eider duck feathers. Fun fact of the day, these birds have the softest feathers of them all

🚨 Calling all enforced OT. 🚨 I am going to need 4 employees to wave palm leaves over me in today’s 35 degree heat. Need another 4 employees to fetch pina coladas and feed me grapes. #britishgas #compulsoryOT #matthewbateman

@bathewmateman Yoohoo

What a week! I’ve hardly had time to fire anyone this week because I’ve been on twitter getting accounts shut down!! LOL #whatamilike #britishgas #yoohoo #helloslt

@RealMattBateman @UKChange Ger your bonus before you resign numb nuts. Didnt get my new dentures by been nice did i

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@RealMattBateman Boat??!! Its a yacht you dafty

@RealMattBateman No no no. My beat idea was install and leave smart gas on new installs. Then here in the genius bit. Make sure it went against the lads figures to ruin the bonus #momoneyinmypocket #momoneymobitches

@RealMattBateman Cry on a telco? Youll be crying when i smash your mum that hard people thing thursday night claps are back #oioi #topshagger