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@CaudilloNuclear This was the only thing that pulled me out of my spiral, I stand by this 100%

Sleeping with lots of women after a breakup does fill the void, by the way.

@SaksLikely Bro tried to sneak lil baby in the convo

It take a different type of nigga to make everybody around u a millionaire that’s why i respect niggas like Drake & lil baby

Lil Wayne could not have found him a better successor

Kendrick tried to speak for Atlanta’s loyalty. And look at who Atlanta backed.

@MarketAlphaHQ @InternetH0F Hang, AI slop

@InternetH0F Thats the kind of customer service that actually builds loyalty. Steam Support basically said sorry for the shipping chaos—pick literally any game. Now *thats* how you turn a controller mishap into a W for everyone. 🎮✨

Steam Support let this customer pick any standard game off Steam for free after there was a mix up with the shipping of his Steam Controller

@KonaBigWavey @cathbasednigga Exactly. Need photos for the divorce

@cathbasednigga If he hires you, he already knows. He just needs proof

Being a private investigator for a rich guy who wants to know if his wife is cheating on him would be such a sick job

@FearedBuck Remember @ItsAircool simping for this chick years ago and she wanted nothing to do with him. Just a bum still stuck in the past lying

Corinna Kopf had to return all the cars SteveWillDoIt gifted her, alleging they weren’t paid for (Via: AirCool/Twitch)

@halogmto @FearedBuck I’m sure someone will be offering straps for them

@FearedBuck Swatch sold, if it was anything like moonwatch drop they would have made millions, unless they sell a watch strap or 3rd part manufacturers make one

AP x Swatch collab has officially been revealed to be a detachable Royal Oak-inspired watch that can be worn with a lanyard.

@Patrickwebb Should’ve sunk that ship

BREAKING: Five Americans are now being monitored for hantavirus symptoms despite never boarding the MV Hondius cruise ship.

@SunGodNika1914 @buckadeath I’ve got some free time tomorrow morning. Think I’ll make some calls

@buckadeath Time to start putting offer in 50% under asking price

The boomer mass suicides are coming

@YSDDoug @boogiesgp Carti and Uzi both had what seemed like an infinite ceiling but both chose to slow down

@boogiesgp Yeah it’s sad this dude could touch heights no one’s ever witnessed but comfortability kills

We don’t want to admit it but it’s very clear Carti’s lost his love for the game

@JenkinsJack3 @ufc @JoshuaVanBT @HSpecialSurgery That’s what I’m saying. That one actually looked like something that would be called😂

@ufc @JoshuaVanBT @HSpecialSurgery How do you let the fight continue in round 2 but stop it there?

WHAT WILL THEY SAY NOW?! 🏆 @JoshuaVanBT defeats Tatsuro Taira by TKO to remain the flyweight champion of the world! [ B2YB @HSpecialSurgery ]

A natural progression in life is going from Call of Duty to Counter Strike

@Devinnealburner @runawaybeertrck Start seeing her and be the best man in the world, then block her one day out of the blue and never speak to her

@runawaybeertrck Is that the play?

Ball game

@UziCryptoo Yeah okay buddy😂

By age 25 you really need to wrap up: - doing cocaine - smoking cigarettes - having roommates - going to “afters” - skipping the gym - EDM shows - going to the “club” - living at home with your parents - that dead-end relationship - lying - having more than 4 friends

@JasonPynn @anseldeangelo @druideight @yo Biggest weirdo I’ve seen in a thread

@anseldeangelo @druideight @yo Yeah so the default should just be drinking at bars. Again and again and again. Got it. It’s not hard to think a little more creatively guys.

No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room Just go to a bar and open a tab

@tiredpillbug Went through this. Let it tear me up for 6 months and then decided I wasn’t going to waste any more of my life. Contrary to others, get back out there. Trust me.

me and my ex have been broken up for a year and ever since i have had no motivation to meet anybody new or try to build any type of relationship whats that mean am i cooked

@Investor_NICK_ For every guy there is like 8 women

At dinner and a couple girls that got back from a girls trip to Charleston, SC are telling me I need to stop going to Miami and start going there because there are so many beautiful wholesome girls. Definitely got my attention.

@TMZ His friend tried to bring him back up to try and stop the overdose lmao

😬 EXCLUSIVE: Clavicular's "adderall friend" has been kicked to the curb, and given a plane ticket home. Details: tmz.me/nVAVRtZ

@WareDaKore Believe so

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