druid

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druid

@druideight

not the best, just better than you

North of America Katılım Kasım 2008

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druid@druideight·1 Şub

there are about 3.6 million calories in a mammoth, or roughly 2,000 human days worth of calories in one mammoth

Romy@Romy_Holland

i love grocery shopping in person so much. my ancient ancestors probably never saw this many calories cumulatively in their lifetime. i feel like a god.

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druid@druideight·10h

@GarrettPetersen fascists

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Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen·10h

@druideight No

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Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen·10h

I don't really want to live in an ethnostate, but I do want a bacon cheeseburger. Can anyone else relate?

Fish_Groyper@fish_groyper

the bacon cheeseburger test

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druid@druideight·10h

what in the Jeffrey Toobin

Joi AI@joi___ai

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

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druid@druideight·12h

a little upset

Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes

It should be perfectly legal to ridicule lawyers in court tbh, regardless of their size.

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druid@druideight·15h

@MagusGenji @WriteGrlProbs this, thankfully, is not my person, but I have witnessed such horrors

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magusgenji@MagusGenji·15h

@druideight @WriteGrlProbs Wheat bread? I think with white the Pepsi would just over power it.

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Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs·16h

Marriage is weird. I love it, but it is strange to just have random thoughts every so often when your spouse does something — anything — and you think “that is my person.”

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druid@druideight·15h

“that is my person” I thought, as she dipped her ham sandwhich in her Diet Pepsi

Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs

Marriage is weird. I love it, but it is strange to just have random thoughts every so often when your spouse does something — anything — and you think “that is my person.”

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Joel Franco@OfficialJoelF·1d

This F-35B pilot’s call sign is “pendejo”

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druid@druideight·18h

And we’re good. The Filipinos arrived. Apparently they like Andriod. Shocking how few people in our circles use Andriod, honestly.

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druid@druideight·21h

Down to 3 spots left, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, after this you will literally have to just download the free app like a pleb. It's exactly the same as the test, but less cool.

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druid@druideight·22h

Testing Hardsight.io for Google Play store this week and next, if you run an Andriod phone and wants to participate I'd a) greatly appreciate it and b) reward you with a Pro subscription for a year which has a value of approximately $1,000,000,000. DM me your email

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SkinwalkerActual@nw_wolfrunner·21h

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

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Delicious Tacos@Delicious_Tacos·22h

“It’s my honor to announce that the true pope is working with us from Avignon”

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druid@druideight·20h

there are solutions, the anti-Tesla would be a ridiculous success and the founder would be an America god that through all this noise about revitalization of American manufacturing no one has even sniffed this tells me there isn’t really that much conviction among the elite

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druid@druideight·20h

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

"Cheap, new cars are vanishing," per BI

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druid@druideight·21h

@BTimesz Truly a national nightmare.

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Bougie Burger@BTimesz·21h

@druideight You will never have your double double.

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Bougie Burger@BTimesz·21h

Tim hortons is probably just rehiring all their ex tfws that got speedrun for permanent residency.

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druid@druideight·21h

@BuschidoEra @eigenrobot I learned “more than one way to skin a cat” from that movie and my mom had to have a meeting with my kindergarten teacher.

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BuschidoEra@BuschidoEra·21h

@eigenrobot Noticed 'at dijya?

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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·22h

did you ever notice the plot in An American Tail (1986) involves immigrants to America taking their old world grudges with them and building a corrupt political machine to ethnically cleanse their racial enemies