The New Shmoo

#DavidBowie #Starman #ZiggyStardust #GoodbyeBowie

@WestHam Max fucking Kilman

Leeds double their lead. ⚒ 0-2 🔵 (74')

@CleansedTweets I’m just trying to find a flux capacitor, once I do I’m going back!

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

@F1_AyrtonSenna Proper man and machine racing!

Classic Onboard: Ayrton Senna, Suzuka 1989. 🔥 Senna vs Prost: The Defining Moment. ⚔️ The 1989 Japanese Grand Prix is one of the most dramatic and controversial races in F1 history. A collision. A disqualification. A title decided in chaos. 🏁🏆🔥 Archive footage: F1

@thatuapgirl Yep totally!

UK Folks. Salt and vinegar crisps used to be in the blue coloured packets. That’s the timeline I lived in. I remember when it changed to green. Who else lived this timeline with me?

@TheGriftReport So basically got away with it!

🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING! Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia. Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son! DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW. Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.” 28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!

@Mattmj1314 @UniteSharon Well done your village needs you back bruv

@ImTheShmoo @UniteSharon Literally proving my point 👏👏👏

Energy companies made £30 BILLION in profit in a single year — while working people struggle to pay their bills - £500 from every household straight into corporate profits. The system is working exactly as designed, just not for ordinary people.

@Mattmj1314 @UniteSharon Bills? I didn’t mention that and I’m the clown. Ha ha ha

@ImTheShmoo @UniteSharon Because we had no bills before privatisation? You’re a clown.

Got up close to this @British_Airways big boy today at @HeathrowAirport

A bit of @British_Airways action in Glasgow today

@bencsmoke Nice idea but sadly that’s not how corporate greed works!

novel idea but why don’t the energy providers (who made estimated £30 billion in profit in 2024) take the hit on increase costs instead of consumers who have already been squeezed dry?

@dan_N_smith @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100 Mines now £2881 for the year!

You’re a bunch of useless, robbing c**nts. @SheffCouncil @tomhunt100

@natalieben How can companies making profits from environmental crimes and posioning people! Utterly disgraceful it’s beyond comprehension

The public are getting sick while sewage is pumped into our rivers and seas, and water companies keep getting away with it. This cannot continue. Water must be run for public good, not private profit. #CleanWater #PublicOwnership

@We_OwnIt #Privatisation the biggest SCAM in modern history! Tell me one privatised industry/company that has benefited the customer? ZERO!

End privatisation to fix the cost-of-living-crisis 🔺Royal Mail - privatised in 2013- class stamp prices 124% since 2020 🔺Water - privatised in 1989 - water bills up by 350% in cash terms by 2023 🔺Rail - privatised in 1994 - our fares, highest in Europe leftfootforward.org/2026/03/zack-p…

@EnvAgency When are you going to arrest the people that are committing environmental crimes that run the water companies? If not then why not? Please explain.. #WaterCrimes

Another arrest connected to illegal waste dumping in Liverpool. The public have a vital role to help stop waste criminals. Do you have information that could help our investigation? Report it to us: 0800 80 70 60 or via Crimestoppers: 0800 555 111. gov.uk/government/new…

@WindsorDebs @uksciencechief @GOVUK @POTUS Don forget your tinfoil hat when you step outside

The grey shit is starting to break up after days of it and they are up there creating more. We deserve to know the truth because we weren’t consulted and we never consented. The sun is life giving. NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO DIM IT!! @uksciencechief @GOVUK @POTUS

@WestHam That’s the only time I’ve felt that stadium rock!

That night against Sevilla 🤩 Four years ago today 💭

@RealCarlVernon From that bastion of truth! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 #ShitePaper

'Brits must brace for energy RATIONING as Middle East chaos causes shortages, ex-No10 expert warns' – Daily Mail. You were right.

@Feargal_Sharkey For unknown reasons this corporate environmental crime is perfectly ok. Dear @Ofwat how is this allowed please explain. If I dumped sewage in a river I’d be arrested and prosecuted!

Last year water companies sewage works illegally dumped sewage on 15,000 dry-days. Yep that's right, there was no rain, no snowmelt, nothing, no reason whatsoever why WCs should be dumping sewage. But where are the investigations, the prosecutions, the water industry fact cats going to jail? Yea, you already know the answer. thetimes.com/uk/environment…

@Feargal_Sharkey This must make OFWAT complicite in the water companies crimes against the environment and also robbing their customers to line their own pockets! #WaterCompaniesCrimes

This is difficult to watch, it's embarrassing, it's enraging, it's shameful. Emma Reynolds the Secretary of State for the Environment and David Hill the head of water at Defra appeared before MPs on Tuesday where they repeated the same old lie, that water company shareholders invest their money in the companies and we, the bill payers, pay them back over 10, 15, 20, 30 years. Even Ofwat have owned up, that's a lie the £104 billion "private sector investment" is coming directly out of your pockets, your bank account. For God sake just tell the truth. Barry Gardiner, you're a star. 👏👏👏