Corey Jones

@OkieFBfan I still don't understand why people are digging through college kids' venmoes lol. Shits weird

Imagine getting banned for life for placing bets Couldn’t be my QB1

The Phoenix Suns gorilla costume literally looks like one you could pick up at Spirit Halloween. Pathetic excuse of a mascot.

@SoonerVirginia Just anybody and everybody gets a podcast now, damn. Lol

Oh man they fell for it 💀

@RedditCFB Shout-out to the Stanford guy for being a good sport about it lol.

Oklahoma’s Tyler Flores and Stanford’s Junnosuke Iwai tied for first in Vault at the NCAA Men’s Gymnastics Championships. Here is the highly sophisticated process by which the NCAA determined who got their trophy at the meet and who has to wait 4-6 weeks.

Taiwan and The Philippines would like a word.

@pnwguerrilla I'll never forget blasting that music while deployed on the 4th of July. Man, it just hit different!

That Toby Keith GWOT era patriotism propaganda hit so hard. 🎶 MY DADDY SERVED IN THE ARMY HE LOST HIS RIGHT EYE BUT HE FLEW A FLAG OUT IN HIS YARD TILL THE DAY THAT HE DIED!!!!!!! 🎶 Even if you hate military industrial complex propaganda, you have to admit that it was effective.

@Relaxed008 SmartTube! That's all I'm going to say. Do your research

I’m sorry I’m gonna be a YouTube Premium shill until the price seems unreasonable. For $14 a month you get: - Ad free YouTube on PC and Mobile - Ad free YouTube on TV - Ad free music streaming - Ad free podcast listening How is that not worth the money? “Ad blocker is free” okay then use the ad blocker and don’t buy it? Lmao

@SoonerVirginia Next week we'll see a headline about 12 tons of enchiladas being stolen, and we'll have him dead to rights! 🤣

12 tons of KitKats reported stolen in Italy Inspector Giuseppe Ketchup is on the case. 🔍 🤔

@SAustin1024 @BrandonRahbar For sure!

@MrCoreyJones @BrandonRahbar If not Adams then Presti

OKC fans.. who would you put on your Thunder Mount Rushmore? Feel free to list any 4 current or former players, coaches, staff, Nick Gallos, mascot. Going to use the answers for a video tomorrow.

@Geraldini93 Need him to sign a one year contract with OKC before he retires. Probably won't be able to pay him what he's worth, but he could get a ring and retire in OKC

Crazy how we will pick and choose who is who based on how we want to gage them. Russ gets all these #’s and accolades and he’s a stat padder, other people get #’s and it makes them the greatest. How about we just agree that they ALL have done something most people can’t and appreciate it. RUSS!! You the man dogg!! We rock wit Westside FOREVER!! 🙏🏾

My favorite part was when the officer was on the stand and Afromans attorney asked him if Afroman did sleep with his wife. His options were basically to decline it or say he didn't know (and ruin his case), or admit that Afroman fucked his wife. Lmao I don't think he really thought his case through before filing.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@BoCamaro @AngryAssetOwner Sounds like you've been dealing with IT companies that are just trying to check boxes. No network connectivity is ok, that just means all you have to worry about is physical security & access.

Hahhaahahaha.... I have had this conversation so many times. client's IT - "We need to access to your machines" Me - "No" Them - "We have to make sure your network stays up to date on protection" Me " So you want me to put my machine on your network, which makes it vulnerable, so you can make it invulnerable?" Them - "We have to have access to keep it safe" Me - "If no one has access, then how can it not be safe?" Them - "outside threats can hack into your network if its not protected" Me - "So you want me to make it available to the outside world, so you can protect it from the outside world?" Them - " We have to have access" Me - " OK. That will be a $30k upgrade, and I will need you to sign a release that you are now responsible for the network security" Them - "Why is there a fee for an upgrade?" Me - "Because this machine has no ethernet connectivity, so I have to add it so you can get to the network that doesn't even exist." 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

IT kid with a beard told me my "legacy hardware" is a security vulnerability. Son, that "legacy hardware" has been running 24/7 since before your parents met at a Coldplay concert. It doesn't have an IP address. You can't "hack" a mechanical relay. Go back to your standing desk

I just said I googled it, why did she explain it again?

@AmiriKing She should have just taken her dog back inside and come back out later. Avoiding confrontation is usually the best answer, unless of course it can't be avoided. But this one very well could have and should have been avoided. Why do y'all give y'all's money to these retards?

UPDATE: I am in touch with the woman in this video. Super nice. Super professional young lady. • The teens were antagonizing her dog and filming it • She told them to kick rocks • THEY called HER a n!gger first. Cussed her out etc. • One of the people punched her in the chest • As a result of this video, she has lost her job and people are mobbing her house after her address was doxxed. I have essentially forced her to make a GiveSendGo so we can help her relocate, etc. I will post that link in the replies to this post as soon as I get it. Please help this based white woman. 🫡

@MrCoreyJones Will they at least use some of the CLP from the armory?

Just ordered doordash. Gonna leave my front door cracked and fall asleep on the couch with my dick out.

@AtticusWade And they don't like it when you ask if they can spit on it for added lubrication 😂

@MrCoreyJones Extra kinky, nice!🤣

@AtticusWade I'll tell you like they told me: they're not meant to be comfortable. 😂😂

@MrCoreyJones They don't have the fuzzy cuffs that I like.

@AtticusWade 301 S Townsend Ave, Ada, OK 74820

@MrCoreyJones Send me the address baby girl