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@JMokely Pride

@Castellani2014 Woa. Are you running?

New record: 8.02 miles in 65 minutes at a 2% incline

@Principal_Jon Whopper

I have a young neighbor, 22. He just got an electrician job paying $175,000 per year starting. Tell me again, why everyone should go to college?

@Boobs_Approver @minswrlddd69 Divine right

.@minswrlddd69 has been approved!

@NoContextBSB @RobertFrey40 Five errors and walks can do this easily

@DanClarkSports @BauerOutage The black ball continues

In the Major Leagues... 15 pitchers have an ERA over 20.00. 50 pitchers have an ERA over 10.00. 90 pitchers have an ERA over 7.50. 201 pitchers have an ERA over 5.00. Meanwhile, @BauerOutage continues to dominate everywhere he pitches. FACT: He would improve all 30 teams.

@cgatorwade @SeinfeldScholar Seinfeld all the way but how in the hell is Sanford and Son a 64 seed?

Pick em, in the best tv show of all time, Final Combined Tournament? Round of 64 1 seed Seinfeld - Newer sitcom champion vs 64 seed Sanford and Son - Older sitcom 2nd chance wildcard champion

@detnews_sports Wimp

Kentucky Derby winner Golden Tempo to skip Preakness - AOL detroitnews.com/story/sports/o…

@RetroCoast Fake

@BBMagaMom I’m just here for her cannons

🚨This absolute POS Chirayu Rana accuses his JP Morgan boss of turning him into her “sex slave,” claims she racially insulted his wife… “I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” 💀😭 THEN we find out he faked his own dad’s death for 3 months paid leave….ANDDD HE doesn’t even have a wife (fake wedding ring, made it all up). Grifter piece of shit. Deport this clown back to India immediately. No more scamming American companies with fake victim stories. Lying scumbags like this are why real victims get ignored. Lock his ass up or ship him out. Enough. 🔥

@ComputerrBooks @EasyToLearrn @grok To know where to set your hands when not looking at the keyboard. Index fingers touch them.

Hey @grok what these lines are for? 🤔

@nut_history It’s unwatchable. I don’t get it.

Crazy to think the Savannah Bananas attracted 100,000 fans to one of their games. What a view

@mypuppys15 @DogSuperFood Thanks Karen

@DogSuperFood Cesar Milan should NEVER be used as an authority for dogs. It’s OFFENSIVE to use this person who has been identified by trainers and dog guardians, for decades now, as an authority. Says everything about where this product stands!!

@Jaiathalien AI people

Micheal Jackson wasn’t lying😪

@Rainmaker1973 I wonder if this is even tried to sync up the music

They don't make music like this anymore.

@catturd2 Guns confirmed

He made it all up. This based Badass will be vindicated.

@Underwood_szn Let’s let him go

Warde Manuel is 1 of just 2 Athletic Directors in college history to have both a Basketball and Football National Championship. He also navigated Michigan through NCAA investigations and got no vacated wins or bowl ban Is it time to change the narrative around Warde Manuel?

@RepDebDingell Liberal Debbie

What a shit show.

@FOX2News Take your time.

Purdue Pharma must pay $5.5 billion in penalties after a sentencing tied to its role in fueling the opioid crisis through doctor payoffs and misleading federal regulators. fox2detroit.com/news/purdue-ph…

@1109Patricia Worst governor in my lifetime. The absolute worst and no one reports on all of the crap she’s done. Started with the ridiculous tax she tried to pass on gasoline. Then covid handling of seniors. On and on she goes.

Michiganders can never have another evil democrat for governor.

@RedWavePress Never nude

Bill Maher SLAPS AROUND self identify “Democrat Socialist” David Cross: David Cross: “I’m politically more Democrat Socialist.” Bill Maher: “You’re plainly to the left of me if you even say you’re a socialist.” David Cross: “Well, I said Democratic Socialist.” Bill Maher: “I know what Democratic Socialist is, that’s Mamdani. Who’s a straight up communist.” David Cross: “No he’s not! No he’s not! Bill!” Bill Maher: “He is, first of all. He has someone working for him named Cea Weaver. Have you read about her?” David Cross: “I have not.” Bill Maher: “See, that means you’re in a bubble. Because you should have. Okay, let me tell you who she is. She’s the head of like, ‘We’re going to fix housing.’ This is like what got him elected. [Mamdani] has not disavowed her and I could show you all her tweets that she’s put out over the last few years and quotes, and one of them is ‘elect more communists.’ I don’t think you have to read between the lines if somebody he stands with and by is saying that. And also, her other quotes are like, ‘All home ownership is racist.’” David Cross: “Well, that’s ridiculous.” Bill Maher: “Exactly.” David Cross: “I have an issue with that thing that she said. I don’t know this woman. I will definitely look her up. I’m a fan of Mamdani’s.”