@jakelong64 It’s not laugh out loud funny but it is “I accept this with the good natured intention and find it amusing” funny
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The Ivory Spider
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The Ivory Spider
@ImpiusPrime
Usually an Actor, rarely a writer, always a wrestling enthusiast. I have been known to get drunk and yell at the alt-right. He/Him
Galveston, TX Katılım Ağustos 2013
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there’s no way someone finds this funny
Arcluxs@KomikusGagal
This skit of his is an all time favorite of mine
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@BuzzfeedEx @SarahEMcBride Only heavy lifting happening is carrying your bigoted ass
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@ImpiusPrime @SarahEMcBride “She”’is doing an awful lot of lifting.
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It’s wild to see the right - believing in their own absolute cultural victory - mirror the excesses of what they derided as “wokeness.”
How is this not just a right wing version of the trigger warnings they mocked five years ago?
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1
BREAKING: Trump just ordered warning signs and exhibits to be installed outside the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History to alert the public that the museum does not, in his view, accurately reflect American history. For the record: It does. nytimes.com/2026/07/24/art…
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@BuzzfeedEx @SarahEMcBride Nobody with a third grade reading level is taking that away from what she said.
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@SarahEMcBride Are you saying trigger warnings were an issue?
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@Not_Solidus @Chillchaoss Who gives a shit what she’s doing? Stop policing other people you gross fucking cretin
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@Chillchaoss “I have a boyfriend.” Yet I’m dancing half naked at a bubble party by myself lmao.
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@ObviousRises I saw it at 10pm last night and there wasn’t an open seat.
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BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.
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@NisimLevi @netflix This is such a gross fucking response to this video, much less none of your business
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@netflix That's sad. Ending the millions of generations that have led to you because you are too self centered to have kids.
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@moultano I think it’s more about the disgusting sexually depraved actress being cast to play a man.
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The next time "Why is there no conservative art?" goes around, perhaps we can recall the last month in which one of Hollywood's best, most successful, and most conservative directors made a conservative film and the right lost their minds because there was art in it.
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@MuseZack I don’t always vibe with the “Alan and Ellie should have ended up together” narrative but I think this is the strongest evidence that they should have
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I actually like the sometimes maligned Jurassic Park 3, but it still pisses me off that it had Alan Grant childless & Ellie married to another guy. Talk about missing the point of this shot, which is the purest "Okay, I'm ready to be a parent now" moment in cinematic history.
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@PaulTassi I don't think it's a great thing that critics are able to preemptively manufacture a consensus on media like this
Especially when this movie has so many hot button social issues tied into it that "critics" refuse to address
Critics now offer propaganda rather than insight
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@OldRowSwig You pay for Twitter, so it’s safe to say you’re in a certain echo chamber where people are mad about black people, trans people, and slightly modernized language and those people are crashing out because turns out those things don’t fucking matter and the movie is good, actually
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Every single review I’m seeing on 𝕏 is wildly negative… so what’s going on here?
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘THE ODYSSEY’ jumped up to 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. One of the highest rated blockbusters of the decade. Read our review: bit.ly/OdysseyDF
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@Lixen123 @ChefGruel “We don’t trust infectious disease doctors” no, dumbass, YOU don’t trust them because you have the brain of a fucking spoon.
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@ChefGruel Post covid we don't trust infectious disease doctors, especially those calling for us to stay away from ALL produce. Second, the USA uses human waste as fertilizer, though it's a far more civilized, sanitary process. Last, stay away from prepackaged & wash all produce.
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The only way you get this particular parasite is from bacteria found in human poop that then marinates in soil for 1-2 weeks. If an infectious disease doctor is saying don’t eat all produce, then the amount of poop and water used across millions of lbs of produce is very concerning. That’s some serious contamination.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
"A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it," per NBC
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@BigDadd56130862 @JezziiB Choke on a dick, RandomNameBunchofnumbers. You’re not a big tough guy because you don’t care about other people. Fuck all the way off.
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@JezziiB Snap needs to die. Grow up be an adult and you strong and independent and liberated start acting like it. And food has always carried diseases and parasites. Its not new dumbass
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The Ivory Spider retweetledi
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Tonight, in memory of Sam Neill, I’m revisiting John Carpenter’s “In the Mouth of Madness” (1994) on Blu-ray.
R.I.P.
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The Ivory Spider retweetledi
Lindsey Graham on Joe Biden (2015):
“If you can't admire Joe Biden as a person, you got a problem because what's not to like? He's the nicest person I think I've ever met in politics. He is as good a man as God ever created."
Joe Biden@JoeBiden
Jill and I are shocked by the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham. Lindsey and I served together in Congress for over a decade, and worked closely on many issues throughout the years. We traveled the world together as members of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. We disagreed often, and sometimes loudly. Lindsey and I did agree on the profound importance of public service. Like me, he loved the Senate as an institution, even with all its flaws and complexities. To his family, his staff, his constituents in South Carolina, and everyone who loved him: Jill and I are keeping you in our prayers.
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Seeing the despicably cruel, heartless and abusive way that many people in UK and US have responded to the deaths of conservative politicians, Ann Widdecombe and Lindsey Graham, reminds me that the least kind people on earth are ironically those on the #BeKind woke left.
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@PghPennStateDad @PawlowskiMario No, you’ve missed the larger point where a moment of cruelty is amplified to the absurd degree that the President isn’t held to the same standards as people on Twitter. But, to go back to being mean, you pay for Twitter so maybe nuance and sense is a thing you’re unfamiliar with
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@PawlowskiMario I missed the part where this tweet mentions Lindsey Graham.
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The left are absolute total pieces of shit. All of them.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! There are clearly a lot of emotions being flung around about Graham dying so suddenly. He was a war monger and diehard Trump Supporter until the very end of his 71 year life. If you think that my statement above is horrible, then blame Trump. It’s not mine. I wouldn’t wish death on my worst enemy. Below is the last known video of Graham. Yesterday.
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@ExoGhost @x0Starlight If you’re stupid enough to be racist you are stupid enough to eat a bullet.
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@x0Starlight Why do leftists always fantasize about murdering people who disagree with them?
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“THE ODYSSEY WILL FLOP BECAUSE ITS WOK-“
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