Victor Laszlo

Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.

Fetterman was a lot more entertaining when Peter Boyle played him.

@Gini_220 Does that number include the asshole holding the sign?

Most people will say 4 Only the sharp ones will get the real answer

@DougWahl1 I guess her guru didn't tell her about that one.

Another Republican Sex Scandal Tulsi Gabbard's brother, Batari Gabbard has been arrested in Hawaii for attempting to lure and kidnap children as young as 9 years okd

@ronsterd89 Glass bowls

I'm having a super hard time getting rid of orange spaghetti stains from plastic bowls. What does everyone use?

@KatieMiller Kapo Katie oinks again. Here she is peddling classic Nazism: “There is no such thing as genuine dissent — anyone who disagrees with us is a traitor in the pay of our nation’s enemies! Ein Folk, Ein Reich, Ein Trump!”

Wonder how much China spent

@howardlutnick You took your own children to Epstein, you sick bastard.

The USA struck a great deal with respect to the Gordie Howe Bridge. Before this deal we got NOTHING. Now, the U.S. gets 50% of net revenues until 2041 and a say in setting the tolls. Our share is before interest and principal. This is the Art of the Deal in action.

@KatieMiller Blame Kapo Katie for the torrent of explosive diarrhea that pours out of her mouth.

Blame Canada for the birth rate.

@RepFine Randy Fine is a Nazi.

The Senate needs to stop taking vacations, quit the silly bills, and do the job Americans elected them to do. Stay in Washington until the SAVE America Act is passed and sent to President Trump’s desk!

@RepLisaMcClain There’s a world-wide wildfire crisis and the cause is clear: climate change triggered by fossil fuels. But like all Republiclowns, Lisa is a whore for the energy industry, servicing her johns by spreading the laughable nonsense that Canada just needs to do more raking.

Once again, Michigan is suffering from Canada's wildfire crisis. I've already spoken with the White House and Ambassador Pete Hoekstra to get answers and understand our options. I'll always be honest with you: There is no magic switch that forces Canada to solve this. But I won't stop searching for every possible way to reduce the impact on Michigan families. In the meantime, please follow guidance from local officials and stay safe.

@RepLisaMcClain @nypost Says the Congressclown who supports the rapist in the Oval Office. bbc.com/news/articles/…

In the wake of the recent @NYPost expose on Senator Ruben Gallego, I’m calling for a rule that Members should not have romantic or sexual relationships with congressional staff. Even if a relationship is consensual, there is an inherent power imbalance that can undermine trust and create an appearance of impropriety. The goal should be protecting staff and maintaining confidence in the institution. nypost.com/2026/07/17/us-…

@DrNeilStone The UK has changed prime ministers without a general election a dozen times in the last hundred years, so it seems a little late for you to be complaining about it — but if it bothers you this much, maybe you can talk Chamberlain into coming back.

Can I be Prime Minister then? I know no one elected me, but that doesn't seem to be a barrier

@PaxtonsPatriots Yeah, there are 763 people in McAllen, Texas — but they weren't at your event, Pinocchio.

763 people in McAllen, TX last night! @KenPaxtonTX

@ohhanxiety Donald

What do you call 🤔

@Lawngbeachman @Roshan_Rinaldi Yes, Jon, he's my president — but he's your Führer.

Psst. Donald,...

@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov Says the clownservative from the fourth-world of Oklahoma.

We actually looked at California. A preliminary @DHSgov review found 81,336 California registrants whose name, date of birth, address, and Social Security number MATCH a non-citizen in our files. Not to mention, it takes California four weeks to count ballots in a mayor’s race. Third-world countries do it better.

@SecMullinDHS @DHSgov "A preliminary @DHSgov review found 81,336 California registrants whose name, date of birth, address, and Social Security number MATCH a non-citizen in our files." Name one non-citizen who voted, you jumped-up plumbing salesman.

@Will_Scarlette Are you trying to be stupid? Congratulations, Will, you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams!

@Impolitics Are you trying to be cute ? Forget it, you little snot.

Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" opens to universal rave reviews and the best preview numbers of the year. It's on track to earn a billion and a half bucks at the box office. A mourning Elon Musk has gone into seclusion, consoling himself with screenings of "Birth of a Nation."

@MikeConsti31151 Yeah, I'm sure this is what really bothers Musk fanboy Mike about Nolan's take on the Odyssey.

@Impolitics Nolan put a nose ring, lip piercings, and tattoos on a beautiful woman.

@KatieMiller This is why Child Services should take away Kapo Katie’s kids.

This is why Canada should be the 51st state.

@berniemoreno ohiodems.org/bernie-moreno-…

I’ll be introducing a bill next week to sanction Canada and the responsible Canadian government officials for this atrocity.