A Knitting Misanthrope

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A Knitting Misanthrope

A Knitting Misanthrope

@IngridAsh

My drab is everyone else's Judy Garland.

Chicago-ish Katılım Şubat 2009
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tóchico
tóchico@tochico010101·
@meltborne Janelle is unfortunately not talked about enough. Best dressed every year.
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ilana kaplan@lanikaps·
i see the inspiration
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Duchess of Geeks@DuchessofGeeks·
This is Lena Dunham. I thought for a while on something nice to say. All I have is It’s a pretty color. What in the heck made her think that feathered mess was a good idea?
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
Really stuck because I don’t want to be racist but I refuse to say crisscross applesauce
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Nina@ShakeLS·
Almost all European families have gathered to Mark and celebrate King's Carl Gustav's 80th birthday. There wasn't even one representative from the British royal family. It says so much.
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MNwestone@mnwestone·
@AbbeyMastracco They told me my social security card was invalid because it was detached from the larger mailing card.
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Abbey Mastracco@AbbeyMastracco·
Attempt 3 to get a Real ID: Today the DMV accused me of having a fake birth certificate. What made them think it’s fake? “We just know.” “We can tell by the ink.” Oh, ok. My bad for not asking my mom to sign it in blood when I was born!
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Peter B@realpeteyb123·
Still amazes me how many restaurant owners don’t realize that acoustics can make or break your spot. I don’t care how great your food is, if I can’t hear the other person at my table, I’m not coming back. Experience. Business tips.
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shiv roy’s maid of honor
shiv roy’s maid of honor@sondheimite·
i didn’t realize nathan lane didn’t have a major career boost until the producers. he voiced timon in the lion king and spot/scott in teacher’s pet so to me, he was a-list my entire life.
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Nat Purser@NatPurser·
@CartoonsHateHer agree, but these dresses do look a bit homeschool (i was homeschooled)
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Cartoons Hate Her!
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
There's this weird thing on Twitter where any aesthetic is deemed "ugly" if it's not like, edgy and 18-year-old coded and serving maximal ironic cunt as if most people aren't just wearing 2017 skinny jeans and slim-fit puffers with running shoes all the time.
Delights in Truth@delightsintruth

Please dont blow this up telling me how ugly these dresses are, I'm old and dont care, ok? And in case you are also old and wear ugly dresses to church like me, these are 100% cotton and at Aldi this week for 16.99, which imo, is a steal.

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Robert Anderson@ProfRobAnderson·
Was there some kind of dramatic discovery of new benefits of hydration in the last ten years? We never carried water bottles around all the time until recently and nobody I know of shriveled up and died of dehydration in all those years.
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Mary ☮️
Mary ☮️@MHPoison1·
So what's with this prairie dress thing? That's all I saw today. I already lived thru that horrible Laura Ashley time.
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A Knitting Misanthrope
A Knitting Misanthrope@IngridAsh·
@TracketPacer Does the book explain that they were offered help multiple times and declined it due to racism? Funny how that part gets left out in school.
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TracketPacer@TracketPacer·
my partner has never heard of the donner party before but decided to read a book abt them, because the book go really good reviews. he requested NO SPOILERS of me. so i have been waiting in hysterical anticipation as he updates me on where he is in their journey. tenterhooks
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Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns·
Kind of regret that it took me until my 30s to get turned on to how good broccoli is. I blame Gen X parent cooking where all vegetables were just boiled to death with no seasoning. No wonder I didn't like them.
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