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@andreagail_k @gothburz 100% AI written - for the lower 2% of th IQ spectrum who did not recognize that after the first 3 sentences.

Extremely well written, Peter. Should be republished in every top magazine & news outlet. 4/00: “It’s very possible that I could be the 1st presidential candidate to run & make money on it. 1/26: On his family’s unprecedented level of self-enrichment: “I found out that nobody cared. 7/19: “I have Article II, where I have the right to do whatever I want as President.

I am the personal financial advisor to the 47th President of the United States. I have made him $4.05 billion in one term. Let me say that again. Four point zero five. Billion. One term. The presidency of the United States, upon proper management, outperforms every asset class in recorded financial history, including venture capital, petroleum futures, and the sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi that manages $1.7 trillion and employs nine hundred analysts. I benchmarked it. We beat them with a staff of four and a leather binder. I keep a binder in the residence. I call it The Number. The Number was $3.4 billion in August. The Number is $4.05 billion now. The Number has never gone down. I update it every Friday at 6 AM, before the briefing, like a surgeon checking vitals on a patient who can only get healthier. The cover is leather. The tabs are color-coded by sector: Crypto, Finance, Hospitality, Media, Other. "Other" includes a Boeing 747-8 valued at $400 million, gifted to him by the Emir of Qatar while he was sitting President. There is no asset class for that. I invented one. I call it EAGLE-7. Crypto is seventy-five percent of the portfolio. $3.02 billion. I want you to sit with that figure. Three billion from digital tokens and stablecoins. From a man who in 2021 called Bitcoin "a scam against the dollar." His words. The flagship holding is Trump Media's bitcoin stockpile. He holds 42% of the company. The company sold shares to institutional investors. Used their capital to purchase bitcoin. His personal stake from that maneuver alone: $1.15 billion. He drafts national cryptocurrency regulation from the Resolute Desk. Signs executive orders on digital asset policy. Handpicks the SEC chair who will enforce them. His bitcoin goes up when he does these things. The investors' stock goes down. That's a conflict of interest. I'm kidding. I've never used those words in that order. That's the investment thesis. Then there is Alt5 Sigma. I need you to understand Alt5 Sigma. Alt5 Sigma was previously known as Appliance Recycling Centers of America. Founded in 1991. In Minnesota. It recycled dishwashers. Then it became a biotech. Then a digital payments company. Then Zach Witkoff, son of the President's special envoy, became chairman, and it became the primary vehicle for purchasing World Liberty Financial tokens. In 1991 it recycled dishwashers in Minnesota. In 2025 it funneled $562 million to the President's family through a Rwandan subsidiary convicted of money laundering. The CEO was removed. The CFO was fired. The auditor was replaced. Twice. The stock went from $8 to $2. We received $562 million from it. I put it in the binder. I logged it in the binder on a Thursday. I used Garamond. It felt appropriate for a company whose journey from kitchen appliances to international money laundering spanned exactly thirty-four years. The stablecoin is where the architecture gets beautiful. USD1. $136 million in projected interest over the remaining term. I will show you the math because the math is the point. $3 billion in circulation. Times 4% annual return. Times three years remaining in office. Times the family's 38% share. The UAE purchased $2 billion of USD1. Then Binance promoted it. Pumped circulation from $2 billion to $5 billion. Binance's founder had pleaded guilty to money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon in October. I pardon you. You promote my stablecoin. My stablecoin generates $136 million. The pardon cost nothing. The coin cost nothing. The oath of office cost nothing. The entire apparatus of federal clemency was converted into a revenue instrument and nobody filed a complaint. That's yield. TRUMPcoin. $385 million. A memecoin with the President's face on it, launched days before inauguration. Every person who bought TRUMPcoin at launch and held it has lost 90 cents of every dollar. Every person who bought it made the President $385 million richer on the way in. That's the product. The product is not a coin. The product is belief. We are very long belief. His sons received a 13% equity stake in American Bitcoin. A New Yorker investigation determined they contributed, and I quote, "nothing else of obvious value." I would characterize their contribution differently. They contributed the single most valuable commodity in American commerce, worth more per ounce than lithium, more per gram than fentanyl, more per syllable than any word in the English language. Proximity to the man who pardons people. That's due diligence. Hospitality. $271 million. Mar-a-Lago now generates $50 million a year. It generated $10 million when he took office. Initiation fee: $1 million. You are paying $1 million to eat dinner in the same room as the man who controls the Department of Justice. I set that price. It is undervalued. Saudi Arabia. The Crown Prince visited the White House. Then Dar Al Arkan signed licensing deals estimated at $10 billion. Hotels in the Maldives. Golf clubs in Riyadh. A tower in Jeddah. He sat next to the man who ordered a journalist dismembered and said, quote, "He knew nothing about it." Then he signed the hotel deal. I have the term sheet. Our fee is 2-10% of revenue. We do not ask what happened to the journalist. That is not in our mandate. $106 million is in our mandate. That's client retention. Finance: $340 million, predominantly Persian Gulf sovereign wealth fund arrangements structured through intermediaries whose names I am not going to say in this format. Media: $116 million. Legal fee fundraising and branded merchandise: $128 million. The Qatari jet: $150 million. I have already mentioned the jet. I mention it again because a sitting foreign head of state gifted the sitting American President a $400 million flying palace with gold-plated fixtures and a master suite, and not a single member of Congress has asked a follow-up question. Not one. Not in committee. Not in writing. Not on camera. Five hundred and thirty-five legislators. Zero questions. Now. I am required by my own conscience, which is vestigial at this point, to disclose downstream performance. Every public-facing investment vehicle associated with this portfolio has collapsed for outside investors. I will read them. TRUMPcoin. Down 90%. American Bitcoin. Down 80%. Trump NFTs. Down 80%. Trump Media stock. Down 60% since inauguration. Alt5 Sigma. Down 75%. The family's positions were structured to extract value before these declines materialized. The retail investors' positions were structured to supply the value being extracted. There were approximately 600,000 retail wallets holding TRUMPcoin at peak. Retirees. Day traders. People who believed the branding. Their aggregate losses capitalized the portfolio. Their savings became his tab in the binder. That's liquidity. I want to address the competitive landscape. I am a financial professional. I benchmark everything. In 2016, the President stood at a podium and called Hillary Clinton "the most corrupt enterprise in political history." He said she "turned the State Department into her personal hedge fund." The accusation that ended her career was $153 million in speaking fees. Combined. With her husband. Over fifteen years. Goldman Sachs paid her $225,000 per speech. He said the word "crooked" so many times it became her legal name. $153 million. Fifteen years. Two people. I made him $4.05 billion. In one term. By himself. A 26-to-1 ratio. I wrote it on the whiteboard in the residence. Then there was the Biden family. "The Biden Crime Family," he called them. He held rallies about it. He got impeached over investigating it. The Republican House spent two years and $3.5 million in taxpayer funds to uncover, per their own final report, approximately $24 million in Biden family income over five years. Hunter Biden's Burisma salary was $1 million a year, later reduced to $500,000. The Chinese payments were $664,000. The House Oversight Committee called it "influence peddling at the highest level." $24 million. Five years. Ten family members. My client made that in two days. I have the math. $4.05 billion divided by 365 days is $11.1 million per day. The entire Biden investigation, the impeachment, the hearings, the Fox News segments, the "CRIME FAMILY" hats, all of it, for an amount my client earns before his Wednesday morning briefing. The ratio is 168 to 1. I put it on the whiteboard next to the Clinton number. The President saw it. He laughed. He did not ask me to take it down. "Drain the swamp," he said in 2016. I drained it. Into the binder. The swamp is now a portfolio. It is the highest-performing portfolio in the history of public office, and the man who built it ran for President on the promise that he would stop people from doing exactly what I help him do every single day. That's positioning. When the New Yorker published the full accounting, $4.05 billion across five sectors, and asked the President whether he saw a conflict of interest between the office and the fortune, between the pardons and the profits, between setting crypto policy and holding $3 billion in crypto, he told the New York Times six words. "I found out that nobody cared." He was right. He has been right about that singular fact since the beginning. Nobody cared when he launched the coin. Nobody cared when he pardoned the convicted money launderer who pumped his stablecoin. Nobody cared when a dishwasher recycling outfit in Minnesota became a $562 million pipeline to his family through a subsidiary that had been convicted on three continents. Nobody cared when 600,000 wallets evaporated so the leather binder in the residence could gain another tab. He found out nobody cared. Then he monetized the finding at a rate of $11.1 million per day, every day he has held office, including Sundays, including holidays, including the morning he sat next to the Crown Prince and said the murdered journalist had it coming. $4.05 billion. One presidential term. Zero indictments. Zero congressional hearings. Zero audits. Zero consequences of any kind for any person at any level of the operation. The chart goes up. It only counts his money. There is another chart. It has 600,000 wallets on it. Retirement accounts. People who believed a dishwasher recycling company in Minnesota was a sound vehicle for their savings. We do not publish that one. I filed it under EAGLE-7.

@gothburz If this is real information, why dies it read like unteda ted AI slop?

@fmfclips @thereadystate Nobody over 55 will be able to do it and when they try will hurt their joints. It is not a physiological position and it should not be recommended for older people.

@thereadystate Here's how to do the sit-and-rise test:

Many people who consider themselves fit can't pass three basic hip mobility checks 1) Squat down until your hip crease drops below your knee 2) Stand on one leg and pull the opposite knee past 90 degrees 3) The sit-and-rise test—lower yourself to the floor cross-legged, then stand back up, without using your hands or knees at any point The sit-and-rise test (demo video in the reply) is the one worth obsessing over, because it's a proxy for longevity

@bryan_johnson @zntrading This means that there is no real information on potential contamination and therefore it is unclear what you put into your body. Injecting means: it is in your system, as opposed to taking oral supplement, which your body can handle biologically.

@bryan_johnson @zntrading As an MD, PhD with ample GMP experience, I took an interest in petides, but have refrained from taking them until now, because as was said above, the research is nor there yet, long term and rare effects are unclear at this point. Also, the production is largely unregulated and >

People mistakenly believe peptides are only good. Peptides can be bad, too. They can cause adverse effects. Some dangerous. I did a peptide experiment and measured its effects in my body. The results are complicated. I tried a peptide called CJC-1295. It pushed my growth hormone up by ~8x. That’s good. That’s what it was supposed to do. But, it also came with adverse effects: > increased my morning fasted blood sugar up 20% > increased stress hormone by 12% > tanked my REM sleep by 23% > made my pancreas work 53% harder and was still losing to rising blood glucose > increased my insulin resistance by 50% These were the most obvious side effects, and I only ran a very narrow panel for this experiment. So I’m sure there’s more. I stopped after two doses, without even reaching the intended target dose. For those of you new to peptides, your body sends instructions to itself using tiny chemical messengers called peptides. There are thousands of them. For example, GLP-1s are drugs that take an existing class of short-lived peptides and modify them to extend their activity duration, which turns them into drugs, following rigorous clinical testing. CJC-1295 is one of those peptide-drugs. It tells your brain to release more growth hormone. Growth hormone is your body's signal to build muscle, repair tissue, and recover. However, and like most grey market peptides, CJC-1295 did not succeed its clinical trial, and hence never became an “official” drug. There is a version called CJC-1295 with DAC. DAC is an attachment glued onto the peptide that makes it last for days in your body instead of hours. One shot, longer effect, just like GLP-1s. Why people use it: more growth hormone could mean better recovery, leaner body, faster healing. The experiment I completed. Two injections a week of CJC-1295 with DAC: > 1.2 mg > 1.8 mg 48 hours after the first injection I was nearly comatose. It felt like severe jet lag, the type you’d feel after traveling nine time zones. My sleep was wrecked and I felt continuously awful. My REM sleep dropped by 23%. REM is when your brain processes memories and repairs itself. Less time for my brain to repair itself. During the experiment, I never felt rested and always fatigued. Why we chose CJC-1295 with DAC. Some will say we picked the wrong peptide. They will say I should have used a different version, CJC-1295 without DAC, mixed with another peptide called Ipamorelin. We went with CJC-1295 with DAC instead as it has the most controlled studies. CJC-1295 with DAC has 2 controlled trials in healthy adults. Ipamorelin alone has 1 controlled trial in healthy adults, plus 1 study that failed when they tried it on bowel surgery patients. The mix of the two has zero controlled trials. On Ipamorelin, it copies a chemical called ghrelin, the one that makes you hungry. On its own it gives you a quick burst of growth hormone that fades fast. It does not keep your longer acting growth signal (called IGF-1) up. Clinics mix Ipamorelin with CJC-1295 no-DAC because the two together are supposed to work better. But we don’t know if that’s accurate because we don’t have trial data. This is a problem with peptides. Almost none of them have been tested properly. We are flying blind. Most of what people use is based on what someone said online, what a clinic claims, or what a friend reports from their subjective feelings. Peptides have the potential to be great when well-studied.

@cm0r420 @realMaalouf As they pay 2000 per head per year many smaller towns have taken in a ton. A small villafe that I know, 480 inhabitants got 1430 refugees because of the greedy mayr and city council. You used to know the 7 visible minorities in your city, but since 2016 that radically changed.

@realMaalouf east germany! very very low amount of muslims compared to western germany (mostly its big cities, small towns are generally very lovely and relatively low amount of muslims) same for austria/switzerland/italy in my experience. small towns is the way to go for relaxed holiday

I want to take a trip to Europe, but I don’t want to see Muslims. What countries should I visit?

@Christo91926056 @reddit_lies It takes a few pregnancies before you become baby-crazy and then you will go on to actually thing babies are cute.

@reddit_lies I thought this about my sons. Would die for them, but they looked like blobfish. But I gave them the genes so what can you do. Luckily they dried out and got cute after a few months.

LMAO

@rafdelafuente If you lose weight without trying to do so and are over 50, you should be evaluated for cancer.

I’m convinced sourdough starter is one of natures ozempic as well. I eat a disgusting amount of sourdough bread every day & instead of gaining weight I just keep losing lol. I love sourdough.

@Kirinkier @WhiteBabyFac The top 20% of men benefit and in essence nobody else

@WhiteBabyFac It was for no one. It makes everybody happy in the same way alcohol makes people happy. Temporarily.

The sexual revolution was marketed as liberation for women, but in practice, it liberated men from every obligation they used to have toward women. Before the sexual revolution, a man who wanted access to a woman had to offer marriage. He had to commit, provide, and prove himself worthy. Sex was reserved for the marriage bed, and this gave women enormous leverage in selecting the best possible husband. The sexual revolution removed all that. Women were told casual sex was empowering. And men were happy, they could get everything they wanted without offering anything in return. Fifty years later, women are more sexually available than ever and lonelier than ever. They gave away their only bargaining chip and got nothing except heartbreak and men who see no reason to commit. The revolution wasn't for women. It was for men.

@OgechiUchime @tomirex @ThatFamilyBS Make that 2 minutes when things go haywire…

@tomirex @ThatFamilyBS Are u serious right now??? My flow is so heavy on the second day, I change my pad every 2 hours!!!😭🤦🏾‍♀️

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@vabchsk8r @KILLTOPARTY You probably have it yourself and don‘t know: CDC: About 1 in 6 Americans (16.2%) aged 14 to 49 is infected with HSV-2. HSV-2 prevalence was nearly twice as high among women (20.9%) than men (11.5%). Only 18.9% of those infected had previously been aware of their infection.

@KILLTOPARTY There are other women in the world and you can't unherp your johnson, pal. Not even remotely worth taking on the risk, kind of crazy he's reaching out for internet validation about it.

A finger closes on the monkey’s paw

@Mankosmash @KILLTOPARTY CDC: About 1 in 6 Americans (16.2%) aged 14 to 49 is infected with HSV-2. HSV-2 prevalence was nearly twice as high among women (20.9%) than men (11.5%). Only 18.9% of those infected had previously been aware of their infection.

@KILLTOPARTY Herpes is contagious without an outbreak. There can be viral shedding at any time. Condoms also only cut transmission by half. If he gets into a relationship with her, he's going to get herpes. Is it worth it? You'd better be marriage potential level of sure.

@SereseUK @HazelAppleyard Mean that you cannot hold your partner lovingly and find a way to release. The idea that a little lubrication solves this, is too simple. Just as your cartilage wears thin and withers away and joints have less lubrication, this will also affect your sexlife. Find a way, carefully

@SereseUK @HazelAppleyard Not only do women get dryness, their tissues get thinner. Not a little bit, but think paperthin over time. Look at an old woman‘s face and know that the same very thin and dry skin is appearing in other places, literally ripping, if you are not very very careful. That doesn‘t 2/3

She loved him for 50 years and he’s still gonna cheat on her at 70 years old

@1110goat @ADHDForReal You could have gotten rich, instead of complaining.

@ADHDForReal Way back when, just like a month after Musk got involved, I had a project about this little unknown little startup called Tesla. Got really into this exciting new tech and with this ex-paypal mafia investor now oboard it's gonna be awesome Fuck that nazi ZA cunt, ruined it

@Vonnie_Ivy Normally, nobody would tell the parents if it wasn‘t for IVF.

The baby is neither theirs. It’s “embryo” implanted🥺🥺

@drabdulhameed07 Oxygen saturation seems to be fine, because the baby is pink, incl. hands and this is not shortly after birth. DD: high pressure on the head, e.g. when the head born and it took a while for the rest to be born/ tight umbulical cord, or some other anomaly. Probably fine in a week.

🚨High yield Medicine BCQ Smart notes. To the point concepts. Follow my X for daily medical learning. @drabdulhameed07

Born blue… then brought back to pink in minutes 😳 Those first breaths decide everything What’s happening here?😳😱

@alimshwady1039 @PapaGuerriero @HankIgitur Hate to bring it to you, because you are so enthusiastically promoting islam, but you are defending the ones who raped your grandmother when she was still young and who castrated your grandfather. And here you are, defending those that enslaved your family.

@PapaGuerriero @HankIgitur Practicing your religion freely and living without feeling your life is in danger is what led people to convert to Islam because of its tolerance and system that succeeded in bringing together people of different races.

Algerian terrorists planted bombs in ice cream parlors to blow the arms and legs off these children. Pope Leo just planted flowers on the graves of these murderers

@PrincessJudi999 @PeachProof23 In Japan and other civilized countries they expect you to eat during labour.

@PeachProof23 Mofo ate a pastrami sandwich in front of me because it was 6 hours since he had lunch. MoFo it's been 30 hours since I ate and I've been in active labor for 18 hours.

I’ve always known I was a multitasker, but I didn't think I’d be setting a personal record today. 🏆 ​My husband informs me he’s gotta step out for a "bathroom break." No big deal, right? Except I’m currently in active labor. So, naturally, I did what any competitive person would do: I timed him. ⏱️ ​The Results: ​Husband: 11 minutes and 18 seconds in the bathroom. ​Me: 7 minutes of pushing to deliver a whole 8 lb baby girl. 👶 ​I officially delivered a human being faster than he could finish a bathroom break. If that isn’t the ultimate "efficiency" award, I don't know what is! ​Men really be in there like they're solving world peace, meanwhile, we’re out here setting Olympic records in the delivery room. ​Moms, what’s the wildest thing your partner did while you were in labor? Let’s hear the stories!