Mad Sciencetits

😂👇😂👇😂👇 I love pirate jokes! Especially now as I’m watching #BlackSails.

Cucking hilarious!!! Donald Trump DESTROYS Barack Obama's Book youtu.be/0IB62jnj3CQ via @YouTube

in scotland it’s called a lochdown

It's my goal to become a better person but realistically speaking it probably won't happen in my lifetime.

Happy Monday! Time to move towards your BIGness. You dont have everything you need to get it done: just do it. It wont be perfect - just do it. You wont get ALL the accolades you deserve - just do it. #MondayMotivation

@leiladougan @dailymaverick Kudos !!!🌞

My photo made the @dailymaverick cover this weekend!!! ⭐️⭐️woop woop! Love me some ink!

The kind of gran we need in our lives. Fkn LOVE!

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to the beach and I’m just gonna let him go crazy

Hhaaa-ha!

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded!

Homosexuality is not a choice. Homophobia is.

@drizzleanddip “Days” 😭.... at least 2 weeks for me.

People who have moved recently, how many days did it take to pack up your house? Its been 13 years so I have forgotten the pain

My “hand” ?? Oooh you mean my phone claw

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@lovejulieacafe @AmishPornStar1 Yes, their rates are through the roof now.

So my idea of getting married at the Four Seasons Total Landscape parking lot is now ruined.

@Jake_Vig @WittySassBasket That is so stupid 😭😭😭😭

This woman lost her job due to lockdown, and then opened her own spa! ❤️ Looking for a great massage in Cape Town? book with Nana in Hope street. (Details in the pics)