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@NYCMayor See. This is a sound fiscal policy that benefits all (.01%) New Yorkers.

1,000 World Cup tickets. $50 each. All for New Yorkers. We fought hard to make the people’s game available to the people — and won. Let the summer of soccer begin.

@AggieWTEN @12thMan Whoop! Congrats!!!

Thanks for welcoming us home, @12thMan! 🏆

@wakeupusa I lowered my electricity costs by throwing the bill in the trash!

I spent my entire paycheck on a 75-inch TV and bottle service. When rent was due, I took my roommate's checkbook, paid the landlord, and then called a mandatory house meeting to give a speech on my incredible financial discipline. Dumbdani Economics

@AstrosKnower Am I trying to lose early or late?

Would you rather have: Tatsuya Imai Or Jose Abreu. 🤔

@montoyalouis1 How long before they sell the teeth for more meth?

Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.” Karen Bass said this yesterday, Monday, in Los Angeles.

@Interessants_ This is the way.

À Disney, une petite fille voulait taper dans la main des personnages de Star Wars a été ignorée par les personnages du côté obscur. Rey et Chewbacca sont finalement venus lui faire un câlin.

@DefiantLs What if he comes at you with a pointed stick?

Actor Idris Elba has an idea how to stop knife attacks in the UK. You're gonna want to hear this one.

@michaelschwab13 Can it hit leadoff?

Found a swamp puppy

@CoyoteRaider Texas State - the kid you left in the car apparently.

Texas Football family UT- Oldest Son, everything handed to him A&M - little brother, and he will tell you ab it Tech- annoying cousin who makes more money than you in sales TCU- preppy sister who’s dumb SMU - preppy sister who’s smart Baylor -homeschool UH - forgotten middle

@h2av8tor @ksorbs The unsmart ones leave the pool pretty quickly.

@ksorbs I would think everyone would be smart enough not to try carjacking people in a gun friendly state. But then I would be wrong.

Turns out the guy who was shot while carjacking in Texas was an illegal from Mexico. Imagine my surprise.

@michaelschwab13 Man - embrace the suck. The bad years made the World Series so much better. Much better than the eternal mediocrity of the Houston NFL teams. The roller coaster is better than the merry-go-round.

We talk about it on the podcast posting tomorrow but I’m not giving up on the season. The only thing keeping the Astros in this is a horrid division.

@michaelschwab13 Is it really that hard to find a professional pitcher than can throw strikes?

I don't want baseball anymore

@MetamateDaz Or, heck, with all those barista skills, build your own multi billion dollar coffee company, employee thousands of workers at hundreds of stores and pay yourself a pittance so you can make millionaires of baristas you hire.

The Starbucks CEO made $97 million in 2024. The median Starbucks barista made $14,674. That's a 6,666/1 ratio. a barista would have to have started working 4,643 years before Jesus was born to earn what the CEO made in a single year.

@ApolloDez1 Baseball gods demanded an offering for releasing LMJr from the IL.

It’s May 6th. Current IL Hunter Brown Carlos Correa Jeremy Pena Josh Hader Cristian Javier Tatsuya Imai Ronel Blanco Jake Meyers Yainer Diaz Nate Pearson Taylor Trammell Joey Loperfido Hayden Wesneski Brandon Walter

@kildzr @brianmctaggart It’s beyond bad luck - it’s either that they are not physically prepared to play, or a culture that jumps to the IL for every ache and pain.

@brianmctaggart I realize that the Astros have a lot of injuries, but are people really so dumb that they want to blame the medical staff for players being injured? This is very bad luck, not the medical staff's fault.

Astros SS Carlos Correa has a significant injury to his left ankle that will keep him out of action for weeks, or maybe even months, dealing Houston another massive injury blow, sources told MLB. com late Tuesday. mlb.com/news/carlos-co…

@libsoftiktok Welcome to Texas. May you spend the rest of your living days in excruciating pain.

BREAKING: Tanner Horner, the FedEx driver who kidnapped and m*rdered 7-year-old Athena Strand in Texas has been sentenced to death.

@BBGreatMoments Makes more sense than the Big10.

Potential MLB Realignment by MLB on FOX

@libsoftiktok I’m in for $50 if he uses it to get a decent haircut and stops wearing a biker jacket with a tie.

California Governor candidate Butch Ware on reparations: “It’s $14 trillion that's owed to decedents of enslaved and I'm in favor of cash payments."

@mattyrogggz @GageGoulding @houmayor Prosecuted for what exactly?

@GageGoulding I hope the clerk who did this is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If you want to refuse service then fine but to record it, post videos, and target the child with CSAM is truly beyond disgusting. @houmayor

“Had to wipe his… rear… on the grass.” A Houston teen is humiliated after he had a bathroom emergency and a Sunnyside gas station clerk said he couldn’t use the bathroom. Now community activists and the teen’s family are demanding answers.