None of this shit is real

@Uber_Support your driver cancelled my ride without reason. Why am I being charged for this? Why are there no options on your app for Mr to directly address this?

@pearlythingz As a YT woman

Yes you’re less attractive at 35 than at 25 as a woman. This used to be common sense 50 years ago.

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@Thinx can you help me understand where my ~$300 order is? I placed it on April 25th, you sent me an email saying it shipped on the 26th, yet a week and a half later USPS says it's still waiting for the package.

@hotsmoovy Both days are holidays at my company.

EMPLOYED PPL ONLY‼️ Y’all off next Thursday & Friday OR just Thursday👀

@testosteronejew Also this. Did she have a sign displayed in a conspicuous place stating that she doesn't carry insurance?

@testosteronejew Please also make a formal complaint with the state medical board. You can find info here: fsmb.org/contact-a-stat…

@testosteronejew Even without having malpractice insurance, there is a minimum they are expected to cover out of pocket... maybe not enough to get your lawyers excited. It's also hard to prove malpractice with cosmetic surgeries.

@testosteronejew So no bmi limit but then blames your bmi for complications? Also to claim to never have N incision open has to be BS unless she just started performing surgery. It happens and it isn't always bad. Sounds like she has no moral compass/doesn't hold herself to an ethical standard.

@testosteronejew The no bmi cap and the claim that drainless prevents swelling are red flags but your average patient wouldnt immediately know this. Sorry you are going through this and thank you for sharing your story so that others are forewarned

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I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.”

@SavageXFenty I just placed my first order with you and noticed that I was charged sales tax. I live in NJ where we do not pay tax on clothes. How can I be refunded for the added charge. Thanks

And now a third time. This time I ordered online and not through the app, and paying directly through my card and not through GPay. What is going on?

@ZARA_Care what's going on with your app? I just placed an order twice and both times it was confirmed then immediately canceled. What gives?

I received my 2nd order over 20min after it was marked as completed and 25 apartments down from mine. You may be looking at 2 issues here. Premature notification of completed orders and corrupted apt details shared with driver

@DoorDash_Help are you having app issues. This is the 2nd order I placed tonight that was marked as completed unreasonably fast and without me receiving my items. This was from two separate restaurants. I don't think it's a coincidence & I don't wish to keep applying for credits

@yaitsdrew @DoorDash Yes, 2 missing orders and a random order that had no true recipient details on it. I just took it to the concierge hoping someone in the building would come looking for it

Anyone else ALWAYS get wrong orders on @DoorDash or is it just me?

@InstacartHelp Had an order delivered that was missing 2 items that were said to be shopped. Why is my only remedy an instacart credit at the cost of the items ($27) excluding fees 😒? Also cant use the credit to reorder unless i spend more to hit $35 & pay additional fees & tip.