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@favour30300 False information❌ This is not a 9ja army Hilux, it was civilians in their company's hilux

Breaking..... Nigeria army ambushed, killed, and their hilux set on fire🔛🔥🔛🔥. viewers discretion.. Advice❌🚷

@TimothyAmuche @aonanuga1956 You have time sha....Hope you know he's an ed!ot??

Ask Peter Obi today, whether Anambra was secure under his watch, he and his Obidients would attempt a brazen revisionism. But the internet never forgets. And Obiano, Obi’s successor, is still alive.

🇭🇺🤯 When Ferenc Puskás arrived at Real Madrid, he was already 31 years old, had been suspended for TWO YEARS and was reportedly 12kg overweight. 👀 Real Madrid manager Luis Carniglia was stunned when the signing was confirmed and he famously asked: 🗣️ “And what about his belly?” The President replied: 🗣️ “You’ll get rid of it.” ✨ What happened next became football history: ⚽️ 242 goals in 262 games. 🏆 3 European Cups. 🏆 5 League titles. 🏆 1 Intercontinental Cup. 🏆 4 Pichichi awards. His legacy became so enormous that FIFA named the award for the BEST goal of the year after him: The Puskás Award. 🐐

@Quests_Ans @Sugar_Pops_ @talk2veee Isn't it laughable??

@Sugar_Pops_ @talk2veee Body cream of 40k?

400k cannot buy baby things,she needs 2Million 😆😆😆😆 Jesus was born in a manger without antenatal😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@Sugar_Pops_ @kbillionsbtc @talk2veee No be for ₦2m baby items. That woman na complete BARAWO.....SIMPLE!

@kbillionsbtc @talk2veee Na peer pressure and lack of proper information dey make us quick get belle immediately after wedding. Kids are insanely expensive.

@TJkings01 Serves him right.... Hope he never rises again

The king calmly reminded him of the agreement they had before he left, but my uncle insulted them the more, that was how they did some ritual and invoked his spirit back to the village, it wasn't even up to 2 weeks my uncle returned back to the village and started from square one, I was so shocked as to how that was even possible.

I used to never believe in black magic until it was performed on one of my uncles that travelled to the United States years ago. My village then was a very small community but has a lot of loving people who cooperate a lot, it happened that my uncle got a partial scholarship to study and work in the United States, but as at that time he didn't have money to cover the remaining part of the scholarship, so he sought help from his kinsmen and even some members of the community, with the promise that he will surely bring development to the community or migrate other people there eventually, which the villagers believed not knowing it was all a lie......

@codered_jsx @HeartMattaz @UnkleAyo 😂😂😂

@HeartMattaz @UnkleAyo Harry should be 1st on this list... Harry na death sentence.

⚠️ VIEWER'S DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️ I've seen your replies to the ex-convict. I have no insults to give, as I am becoming a changed man - just a piece of advice. Beyond your insults, he needs a recommendation for a carpenter. A carpenter incredibly skilled with the use of sandpaper. The dermatologists have tried, this is beyond the scope of their 5 year academic degree. The person owing you 180M (where you wan thief am) - ask them to at least waybill Chinese sandpapers, if they can't pay your debt. Nigga spun a jar, conjured all types of poxes from chicken to monkey, made a parfait & juggled it up - now has to live with embarrassment that looks like undercooked pizza with expired cheese. There are faces only a mother can love. There are faces a mother can't help but spit on. Pugs are incredibly ugly dogs. My friend has two. I dislike them with passion but I'd rather have those dogs lick my face than spit on you. Not even if you take suckaway juice as pre-workout should you look like this. It's Twitter - so exconvicts, fraudsters, conmen, charlatans, broken lab experiments and Agric Secimen Q can run their mouth.

After Gongo Aso went blasting everywhere, 9ice had started preparing his second album but left is the collaboration with 2Baba The beat, the chorus and 9ice verses were ready, left is 2face verse ID Cabasa already reached out to him and they agreed on a date for the recording That day came, 2Baba was expected in the morning but in the afternoon he is yet to be seen.. 9ice was already worried.... "Maybe if we had paid him, he would be here already?" Cabasa told him, "don't worry he will come" Evening time, no sign of 2face yet, 9ice, now feeling so devastated, "it's because I never blow enough though....." He said to Cabasa again, "let's arrange money for 2face. We understand he is big". 2Phat, remember him.... A rapper and Cabasa's close pal, re-echoed 9ice's words . . . . . "Idowu (Cabasa's name), I agree with 9ice, let's arrange money and send to 2face" Cabasa, almost getting angry, "I say NO, 2face will come, what's you people's problem. It's 2Baba we are talking about, he will come" Silence everywhere. Everyone went to do what they are doing... 10pm at night, the GOAT finally showed up! He said, "I have been at home since morning, I only intentionally didn't show up early. I am here now, let's record!" 9ice still in disbelief that 2face honoured his words mustered a sentence "Has my street cred so much increase that 2face is honouring me without any payment?" While Cabasa was preparing, out of nowhere, 9ice sang out of his heart "I am the most incredible, out of 9ja, straight from 9ja... Street Credibility...." 2face said, wait, repeat what you just sang again.... And 9ice repeated it... Cabasa, 'where is the beat?" 2Baba asked "This is not the song we are planning to do", Cabasa replied... "Give me a beat to this chorus first", 2face insisted.... Cabasa gave him and 2Baba right there...... As I come here before you Ah go talk am as I see am Ah no go use any sugar cover am Call me a Mallam I know you understand am... I no dey stress am No dey use gra gra do am After that verse from him,9ice sang the song he was singing from his mind It matched 2face verse.... Okay, can we develop this... It's looking dope already They did and eventually discarded the original song which they intended to collaborate on Till today, that song wasn't released but Street Credibility became one of the greatest song outta Nigeria and Africa Check my fans, walahi aya e aja!

@ablegod89 @RmadridElRey You pointed to UCL, & i pointed one of the greatest finisher who NEVER won it. So BDO is outta context here. Stop changing narrative

@Isimgbaka @RmadridElRey Delima Balon d'Or Mbappe??

KYLIAN MBAPPÈ at 27 559🏟️ 423⚽️ 155🅰️ 578G/A 1.03📊 22 career trophies 🏆 MONACO 34 G/A Won Ligue 1 against a dominant PSG side .Won it for Monaco after 16 years league title drought. Scored 6KO goals in CL Ligue 1 YPOTS PSG 308matches 256 goals 91 assists 347G/A 1.13📊 Club Top Scorer Most Goal contributions in their club history Most CL goals in their club history Most CL KO goals in their Club history Most Goals scored by a player in the Parc de Princes Most goals scored by a player in the Coup de France Titles Ligue 1 (6): 2017–18, 2018–19, 2019–20, 2021–22, 2022–23, 2023–24 Coupe de France (4): 2017–18, 2019–20, 2020–21, 2023–24 Coupe de la Ligue (2): 2017–18, 2019–20 Trophées des Champions (3): 2019, 2020, 2023  LIGUE 1 Most ligue 1 POTS in its history(5x) 🥇 Most ligue 1 POTM in its history (11x)🥇 6 x top scorer consecutively ( most in its history)🥇 Top 7 scorers in its history and 1st in the 21st century Only player to have been top scorer & top assister in the same season in their history 🥇 Ligue 1 winner ( x7) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• REAL MADRID •98🏟️ •84⚽️ •10🅰️ •94G/A •Most goals in a debut season in Real Madrid history •Most goals scored in La liga by a player in his debut season •1st European golden boot winner in Madrid since 2015(won by CR7) •1st European golden boot winner in La liga since 2018 (won by Messi ) •Only player in history to score hattrick at Camp Nou and Montuic •Only Madrid player to score in all tournament in a single season (7) •Most goals scored in a single calendar year.( joint leader with CR7) •Scored in all finals (4 goals 1 assist)he has started. •Only Real Madrid player in history to score 40+ in first 2 seasons. •🏆Intercontinental Cup •🏆 Uefa Supercup •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Champions league 98 matches 70goals 25 assists 95G/A •Most goal contributions in CL since he debuted in 2017 .No player has more. •Top 6 UCL top scorers of all time •Top 6 CL KO goals (players who has more is CR7 ,Messi ,lewa ,Benz & muller) •Top 6 UCL KO goals contributions •2nd most away goals in CL KO phase (16) only CR7 has more •CL golden boot 2023/24 •Most away UCL career hattricks •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored by a teenage •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored under the age of 21 •Youngest French player to score a hat-trick in the Champions League •Youngest player to score a hat-trick away from home in a Champions League knockout match ••••••••••••••••••••••• France National Team 🇫🇷 •95 matches •56 Goals •40 Assists •96G/A •🌟Most Goal contributions in French national team history •🌟Most assists in French history •🌟Most WC finals goals in Football history •🌟Most WC KO goals in football history •🌟Most Goals scored in all finals in French history (5) •🌟2nd most goals scored in Euros & World Cup (13). Only Papin has more (14) •🌟6th WC all time top scorer (12) needs 4 goals to be the all time top scorer in WC history •🌟Hattrick in a WC final •🌟WC golden boot winner •🌟WC YPOT •🌟UEFA Nation league golden boot winner 🏆WC winner 🏆 UEFA Nations League WC silver ball 🥈 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •INDIVIDUAL AWARDS •Kopa Trophy (1st ever to win it ) •Golden ball •Gerd muller trophy •WC YPOT •WC golden boot •European Golden Boot •La Liga Golden Boot • 6 Ligue 1 Golden Boot •UEFA nations league golden boot •IFFHS top scorer of the year 2022 x 2025 •IFFHS men’s team of the year (x4) •Globe soccer award 2021 •Globe player of the year 2024 •Ligue 1 POTS(x5) •Ligue 1 TOTY(X6) •UCL golden boot •FIFA Pro TOTY (x5) •UEFA TOTS (x4) •French player of the year (x4) •Top 10 of the balondor since his debut ( only CR7 & Messi have more) •La liga POTM(3) •REAL MADRID Player of the season.

@mrteji_ @elfijay Your own even better.... Our landlord increased his house of 14yrs from ₦600k to ₦1.5m, after much argument he pegged it at ₦1.3m; siting 150%-200% inflation as a yardstick. 😢😢 The country is HELL right now..

@elfijay Fr bro, like wtf increase pricess of house he built before rise of cement

We were paying 1.2M for a 2 bedroom flat at my previous apartment in kubwa, Abuja. When the price of cement went up in 2023, our landlord increase our house rent fee to 1.9M. We were so shocked, who increase a house fee of a building he built in 2021 because of increase in cement in 2023 ?

@ablegod89 @RmadridElRey Ronaldo Delima..... 0 UCL too

@RmadridElRey 0 UCL

@Coundrl @RmadridElRey Don't be delusional

@RmadridElRey UCL?

@instablog9ja Very good & efficient for pple living in a Bedsitter/Selfcon

Man showcases space-saving sofa design that transforms into a flat bed

@Crystal030424 @iamBigChops I don't think it has happened b4

@iamBigChops If it has happened before, it can still happen again 💯

Code: VY7T4U Flex: 4+ to 2+ We pray for Grace 🙏🏽

@ajepakotweets @soccernet_ng @xdownloaderbot do your thing

@soccernet_ng Which one is all Africans me I’m rooting for my club abeg

🚨💣 Salomon Kalou on Lookman’s performance in Atlético Madrid’s 2-0 #UCL win over Barcelona: 🎙️“In this kind of game, I am sure he [Lookman] didn’t enjoy the match because he had to defend more than he had to attack.” “His strength is to go forward, but still, when you have the victory, you are happy to go back home knowing that you have the chance to qualify for the semis. I hope he will get there because he is a great player.” “All Africans will be rooting for him.” [via: SuperSport]

@princechika861 @FabrizioRomano Hope you're still watching??

🚨🔙 Harry Kane is back and travels to Madrid with FC Bayern squad to face Real.

@__Somto_ @FabrizioRomano Hope you're caring now?

@FabrizioRomano Nobody cares. If they like, they should come with Jesus Christ.

@Yemi_dudu @certifiedamebo1 @ArcSadam Please rest.... 100% attention isn't feasible.... Na oversabi u wan do now

@certifiedamebo1 @ArcSadam If you can't give 100% attention, why give birth to them?

“Two weeks ago my husband started complaining that our baby's nose smelled bad. I thought it was just cough and catarrh, so we bought some drugs, but the smell didn't stop. Last Friday it got worse—the nose smelled often. My husband checked and saw a bit of catarrh inside, but when I looked, it didn't look like catarrh—it looked like something else. We took the baby to the hospital. The doctor said there was something inside his nose. They gave him an injection to sleep, and when he fell asleep, the doctor used a tool to pull out a very big piece of nylon from his nose (you can see the photo—so big!). I still don't know how he put it in there without anyone seeing. The doctor said if they hadn't removed it right then, they'd have had to cut his nose to get it out. I've been in shock since last Friday and haven't posted about it. I'm just so grateful—help me thank God, because I don't know what I'd do if anything had happened. Grateful to God”🙏🏽🙏🏽

@luckyyoung3313 @fridaychigos32 @drharveee Believe them at your own peril

@fridaychigos32 @drharveee Are you serious?

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