Johnny Puma

@jas_d_barbie Money hurts because I smacked it into a table

You think you’re good in English?? Begin a sentence with “money”

@Gryffix Where was the vote

The funny thing is, most people voted blue which means everyone's fine regardless and the people who voted red are pissed about it lmao.

@Jayysein I dont know which versions of Scarlet Witch and Jean Grey we're talking about. Thats honestly decides it.

Which team defeats the rest?

Ive been saying that white people and their whole “clanker” thing was insanely racist and i got called crazy for it

Why aren't expired ID's accepted as proof of age? I was 33 before it expired....Im not magically 17 because that piece of plastic is expired.

@ick_real Ive known this guy for almost 5 years now and I met up with him for the first time last summer

who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years??

@Deezus_Walks Brother Bear, Cars 3, MU, and Chicken Little at the bottom is CRAZY

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@MrTLexify Nah because as someone who would mess around and not take plenty of solo games seriously, it wasn't really an accurate representation.

the BEST Zombies ranking system hands down. Insane to me that we only ever saw this for 1 game...

@thejester @sloppypope @kunoo How much do you think the average 28 year has saved. Say what you think first, then look up the real number. Im curious what you think

@sloppypope @kunoo it's not actually

It’s crazy how detached Crypto traders are from reality

@fesshole "Married with kids" Jesus christ can we stop normalizing these hallmark fantasies. Get a fucking grip

Married with kids. For years had a platonic "work wife" I was secretly in love with. She left the country and at the leaving party her best friend said "so you're the guy she's been crushing on all these years?". Then she was gone. Still think about her everyday.

If you know anything about John Cena, you know that is wasn't HHH's decision to have him go out like that. It was definitely John's. #thankyoucena

@MrDalekJD You have sushi at your costco??

This is still, without any shadow of a doubt, the greatest deal on Earth.

@xpertfusion3 Totally agree. Be the end of bo6, I've completely forgotten some of the gun names lol

Am I the only one who HATES how Blueprint names completely replace the name of the gun on the HUD in Call of Duty games? I think it should work like Advanced Warfare's variants instead where it says the name of the gun and then the blueprint name after it. The blueprint name replacing the actual name just makes it harder to remember gun names and takes away just one extra element of weapon personality. Any chance this can be changed for Black Ops 7? @Treyarch

@I_AM_WILDCAT You look like you'd try to sell me an overpriced car

Chopped the wig off. I look 25 again. De-unc’ed myself.

@GHOSTLYxKNIGHT @DearS_o_n Good shit bro

@DearS_o_n its good so far, today is pull day

There is a MAN somewhere right now who has: - no girlfriend - no side chics - no sneaky links Just by himself and fixing himself. How is life, bro?

@wyaslqtt Honestly the most real shit I've seen on the internet today lol

The fact bro got ZERO matches makes it hilarious

@Vondyispog And it looks so much better

Dawg I’m crying He jst turned the saturation and contrast up 💔

@ClipzHef Ok this is absolutely not abuse

Nina Lin was really struggling with her cat after it refused to pick a toy, some viewers felt bad for the cat and had mixed reactions to how she handled it. 😳😲

@Tectone Alright, not defending the shock collar clip but thats not exactly what he said here

Hasan - “I don’t give a shit if the dog is in pain and can’t breathe, it’s a dog.” Fuck this man’s entire existence

@MargwaNetwork @Nanik0s Stonecold stronghold should be mixed with ring of fire for a new perk

RUMOR: Stone Cold Stronghold, the fan-favorite perk from BO4 zombies, seems to be coming back as a Frost Blast augment. Per @Nanik0s