iBlitzkrieg
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iBlitzkrieg
@ItsMeBlitzkrieg
As a man thinketh, so he becomes
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ekim 2009
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@njerilynh Mwendo umeumaliza utakua unapaka deep heat arthritis watagwan
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@Degrata254 Mkue mnafanya order basi. Only those who pay will have their meals prepared.
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@254_icon Mine is a hisense bought in 2021 sijui ata ka ni smart. I guess ni digital kosokoso
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@__mueni__ If you read Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari you’ll realise we’re the most intolerant human species that ever walked on this planet. We took out the homo erectus and the neanderthals. Whoever is not like us, we tend to fight them.
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@lawrencekitema How many times have your friends suggested or recommended something that would improve your life? If you’re the only one who keeps doing it, better start minding your business bro.
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Sadly, some of you have friends who can't raise their hands to mention your name in a room full of opportunities because they secretly like it when they're doing better than you.
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@HaggreyA @gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 Ni umalaya hua wanataka, give it a brief period they come back to their senses but too late jamaa hua asha move on
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My friend who is 45 was telling me in his group of friends who are 40+, every single time the wives turn 40, those marriages go through some sort of awakening and the wives want to leave or they start putting themselves first after years and they get so close to divorce.
UnpRAWvoked@karigoh
Nahurumianga girlies who decide to get married in their twenties. Unapiga courtship na jamaa for one year next 2 years mimba, mimba, then you realize you have no clue of how to identify yourself now your 40 and you just want out because you need to remember who you are.. ei ei
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@_11B987 @Pinkkiescent Nuh being carried by a drunk rider is not it. Better avoid
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@ItsMeBlitzkrieg @Pinkkiescent Hapo kwa Keg ,you'll have to retract ndugu!
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My rule of thumb when choosing a boda guy is to pick the ones with friendly faces, dad bods, 3 jackets and an extra helmet because they likely have something to live for. Wouldn't risk my life na hawa youngins wako kazi kutafuta za kuretouch dready, my cats are already fatherless
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@Pinkkiescent Youngins wanapiga dangerous maneuvers katikati ya highway. Unaskia tu magari ziko nyumba zikihoot😂
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@randomworldke She made conscious choices to have those kids nobody will save her
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20 years in Germany:
One of the worst mistakes Kenyans make abroad is to go with same Kenyan mentality.
There is a reason Germans have 1 to 2 kids. If you continue like that, you better be ready to retire their with nothing. 4 children is not a joke abroad 😳.
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@ItsGregy_ I’ll stay at home nikisoma annual reports to know my next move at the NSE
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Alafu kuna mwanaume utapata all weekend amekuwa kejani na wife, yes hatukatai she loves you lakini give her some space and get any reason ya kutoka, fuel gari enda Samburu urudi na mbuzi mbili, enda hadi Murang’a chukua hass avocado, ama fika Kisumu Rudi na samaki. Unakaa aje kwa nyumba weee mzee
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Kuna dem aliwahi nibuyia iPhone refurbished ya 30k kenyarra shillings nikiwa brokie nikikosa kushika simu yake alikua ananiuliza ile simu nilikubuyia kwani iko 😭 nilingoja my peanut salary ya 20k end month nikabuy nayo simu na hiyo yake nikaitupanisha. Next time aliniuliza nikamshow niliitupa mimi hawezi shinda akiniimbia simu zake za matakataka.
George Njoroge@georgenjoroge_
My cousin married a girl from serious money. At the wedding, her father gifted them an 8-bedroom house in THOME estate. In love, allegedly. Three years in and his wife discovered her favourite weapon. Every argument ends the same way: “Leave my father’s house.” Because technically, that’s what it is. The old man never handed over the title. My cousin has been a tenant in his own marriage. Three weeks ago, another argument. She opened the door herself and told him to leave that night. He packed one small bag. Said nothing. Walked out at 2am. No calls. No drama. No coming back to “talk.” Three weeks of silence. Yesterday she texted him: “When are you coming back home?” A few minutes ago I took his phone and replied for him to her: “When I have my own house. For now, let me be.” A man can sleep on a mattress on the floor of a bedsitter and sleep like a king. But he cannot sleep peacefully in an 8-bedroom house where the door is opened for him every time there’s a disagreement.
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@georgediano Men love their offsprings, they will do everything for them to make them happy. This guy might have realized the kids aren't his and the wife was playing him all along
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Peter Mwaura Migure, with his lovely family; he ki**led and buried them in a shallow grave.
He poisoned the kids first, left them in a vacant room, took the wife on a lunch date, they came back the mother's instinct felt something was wrong, on realising that the wife had suspected something, he brutally clobbered her to death before burying them in a single shallow grave in a cemetery.
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If men focused on relationships they way they’re focused on football, women would be very happy beings.
😂
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@BoardLotSultan Ooh I get you now. They wont use safcom resources for share buyback plans.
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@ItsMeBlitzkrieg Vodacom has proposed a resolution against share buybacks
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Big Question is why is Vodacom proposing use of share buybacks? Thats a strange proposal
myTradeSignals@mytradesignals
Safaricom $SCOM
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What if u put same amount in Mansa x, opportunity cost.
Someone is making more than you with less capital
4 Capital@koech235
How I created Ksh 7,813 monthly for my parent to replace unsustainable black tax. I looked for bonds that pay between 14-15% and put 600k spread over 6 months. Though ni kidogo ,mzazi atapata pension yake every month. Itabidi angoje 6 months thereafter atakuwa anapata every month.
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@BoardLotSultan Ok pray do tell what do they want with the share buyback?
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