Doughty Buyout = 3.67m x 2

@KingsMenPodcast DD as RD1 Someone clearly hasnt been watching the games.

I don't know if those will be the lines (I don't believe they will) but a semi-fascinating look at what someone assumes they will be. We'll talk about it (briefly) tonight on the Royal Half Radio live stream.

@Marc_Geer @KingsMenPodcast @WhatChaosShow Some of us like that monstrosity 🥲

@KingsMenPodcast @WhatChaosShow Trying to please the purple and gold fan base but still wanting to keep the black is how you end up with the monstrosity that Ontario just revealed

I hate myself for doing it... but I asked Grok to make a photorealistic version of the Kings jersey teased on @WhatChaosShow and this is what it came up with.

@TodayInSportsCo No I do not lmaoooo

Do you agree?

@TheMugNHL Alex Laferriere

Who is the most underrated player in NHL history?

@g9631112260190 Damn this kid must love soy sauce 🤔

> ولد عمي عمره ١٥ سنة، ومن يوم دخل مع شلة جديدة وهو متغيّر شوي. أمس رجع من المدرسة وحط شنطته على الكنبة، ولما خالتي شالتها عشان ترتبها طاحت منها كمية من هالشي 😭 وهي الحين معصبة مرة ومقتنعة إنه شيء غلط. أحد يعرف وش هذا؟ 👀

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

@rivergh0ul 49 if we count various beer league teams.

oomfies and non oomfies how many hockey jerseys do y’all own? I’m trying not to look like an insane person owning more than five LOLLL

@ZubyMusic Just the other day I was talking about the difference between growing up in "Computer social media" before phones were incredible and "Phone social media" where its literally always there.

If social media existed in the 1990s then people wouldn't have such a rosy view of that decade.

@theGiantshurtme And this has absolutely nothing to do with me being a Kings Stars fan 😅

@theGiantshurtme Personally I feel its entirely valid to cheer for both the team closest to you, and also whatever team you latched onto as a 6 year old because you liked the logo or color or something.

I don't get how people can be fans of 2 sports teams in the same league

@KaijiTang That dude from Hikaru No Go probably.

you get one million dollars but you have to let a shonen protagonist punch you in the face who you picking

@Hol_Investing @PokeFangameNews More damage against Pokémon of tbe other gender I have to assume.

@PokeFangameNews Bro do the stats do anything? Like what does sexism affect? 😂

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This is just embarrassing at this point.

The nuclear option

@cideralowekoda @puckempire yes.

@puckempire Did he get permission from the legend.

BREAKING: Gavin McKenna will wear #92 with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

@ByfieldForHart Just showed my Stars fan wife. that'll show her.

@ItsReallyGeist 100% serious

Left is Brandt Clarke Right is Miro Heiskanen

ADHDで障害3級の後輩とタクシー乗ったら「僕が障害者なんで、タクシーは1割引きですよ！」と言ってくれたんだけど、ADHDだから障害者手帳を家に忘れてて制度の欠陥を感じた

@MinorMidgetGTHL @espnSteveLevy Malkin. 15.4%

@espnSteveLevy A better bar is % of cap. Player with highest % of cap in the season they won the cup had a cap% of 13.31%. Based on upcoming season that would be $13.8m. Only 2 players have AAV higher than $13.8m for this season.

Did I read correctly that no team has ever won the Stanley Cup with even one player making over 10 million dollars per season?

@vnu_mimika @kaeruZangyo Neat. Thank you. For us it might be something like "Say top 5 times." "What do you do at a green light?" "Stop" Nope. you go.

@ItsReallyGeist @kaeruZangyo 洗濯機（SENTAKUKI）。 ケンタッキーは日本での発音だとKENTAKKIIになるので。

【確かに】 ⠀ 🐸「ケンタッキーって10回言って」 ⠀ 娘(7)「ケンタッキー ケンタッキー …」 ⠀ 🐸「洗濯物を乾かすのは？」 ⠀ 娘(7)「え？… 物干し竿？」