Ivan Fleming

@Luv_Xcuses Being insular

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@JackDunc1 We’ve never had a special relationship at all. It was just a figment of USA’s imagination, our IS just kept them onside. Mushrooms “Feed them on shit and keep them in the dark”.

What MAGA don't realise is how important British security services are to US national security. The CIA even admit MI5/6 and GCHQ are better at certain crucial stuff than they are MAGA is pushing their most important ally away from the US out of pure arrogance. They'll find out

@Richerd1378272 @McFaul “use of Ascension Island for logistics and refueling” FFS, it’s our island. The lack of knowledge by some people on here is astounding

@McFaul The Reagan administration provided significant indirect support to Britain including satellite intelligence, use of Ascension Island for logistics and refueling, Sidewinder missiles, and other supplies after initial mediation failed.

@TfL No prob

@IvanFleming7 Hi Ivan, thanks for getting back to us. It was a temporary communications issue which was quickly resolved. Sorry for any disruption to your journeys this afternoon. Thanks, SW.

@tfl Why is your app showing #elizabethline trains times 1 hour ahead. Is your attempt at an #AprilFools day joke?

@staticnz @TfL Hi, just checked it now and it’s showing correctly. My wife first noticed it when she was leaving the office at about 17:15, it was showing trains exactly one hour ahead. The attached was screenshotted and sent to me at 17:22

@IvanFleming7 @TfL Is this still happening? My team builds TfL Go so would be great to see a screenshot

@TfL Just got tailgated at the barriers in Abbey Wood. Station staff were standing right there, next to the barrier watching. Didn’t say a word, didn’t do a thing. Is that how it is these days?

#elizabethline stuffed yet again. Useless poxy service @TfL

Who knew? Charlie boy has been sneaking out of the castle at night and driving tipper lorries to Wigan! #duchyoflancaster #wigan

Does he really have to mock fellow Heads of State on a public stage? #davos

When the UK #carinsurance market actively works against its customers, no wonder we have so many people running around uninsured.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the UK #carinsurance market is an absolute scam and the Financial Ombudsman Service doesn’t seem to be bothered. Go to one insurer with 21 years NCB and leave the next with just 9 - without claiming. This shit needs to be regulated.

Yeah, let’s just put a #warmonger on a Board of “Peace” set up by another #warmonger. What could go wrong?

Is there any point to this dross anymore? Does it achieve anything? It’s just a Chuckle Brothers slanging match these days. #PMQs

and again, bin collected from one house, emptied into bin lorry, then returned to a different house @LBofBexley #bexleycouncil. It’s obviously deliberate for whatever reason, no-one makes the same “mistake” week in, week out

Hey, @LBofBexley Is there a reason why your bin men put the bins back at the wrong house? Every week, without fail. They start off at the right house, and they are numbered too, so why chuck it back to the wrong property? Amusement? #bexleycouncil

@TfL B13 Brook Lane, Da6

@IvanFleming7 Hi Ivan Thanks for your message. Please confirm the bus route/s you are referring to? Thanks RG

@TfL stop’s 92390 & 92375 could have reopened 3 days ago. Have none of your drivers told you the temp works have been completed?

@HustleBitch_ This is news? Seen this year ago on Twitter. I’m not even American and I know about this

🚨 THE MILITARY IS USING A SECRET iPHONE - AND APPLE REMOVED THE ENTIRE CAMERA SYSTEM A video just surfaced showing an iPhone that looks completely normal… until you flip it over. No lenses. No cameras. Just a blank metal plate where the camera should be. Why? Because certain military units use custom iPhones that can’t record anything. No photos. No videos. No evidence. Nothing that could leak classified material or expose what’s happening inside secure bases. Apple builds these devices specifically for government contracts - phones that look identical to yours but are hardware-locked by design. And if they can produce a “no-camera” iPhone for the military… what other versions exist that the public has NEVER seen? You think you know what’s inside your device - but clearly, there are multiple versions of the iPhone that never hit the shelves. If they can REMOVE hardware… what else can they secretly ADD?

God, this is dire. 30 minutes in and I can’t watch anymore #worldcupdraw

Still happening! Every week without fail. Bin emptied and left outside someone else’s house. @LBofBexley. #bexleycouncil