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@TheGamblesACE @maniaUFO Landing on the water would have been a lot worse. At that speed, hitting the waters surface would effectively be equivalent to impacting a solid surface

@maniaUFO That got to suck. You see a bunch of water and hit land instead.

Both Parachutes Failed. He Said Goodbye Into His Camera. Then The Blackberry Bushes Saved His Life. Michael Holmes' 15,000-Foot Survival😱

@RobGrieves When did you order to get that July timeframe?

Woohoo! VIN finally assigned for my Model Y L! 🤗 July 7 to July 28 delivery window

@MindyLouWho2 @RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico Condescending or not, my point still stands. There is no miracle nor magic required to learn to swim. Get a tutor, take it one step at a time, and face your fears head on - it’s better than letting it fester and doing absolutely nothing about it. It could save your life one day.

@IvanTan9567 @RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico This app will never seize to amaze me at how impossible it is for people to give other advice without sounding condescending as fuck. But thanks. I’ll just magically get rid of my mental block and swim like Ariel. Great advice. 👍

He almost drowned in front of the hòes🤧💔

@MindyLouWho2 @RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico I’m not underestimating it. I provided potential solutions which can be a “mental unblock” that can be done in a safe environment. It’s honestly sad when people drown due to not knowing how to do something as simple as swimming. It’s a life skill worth forcing yourself to learn

@IvanTan9567 @RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico You underestimate mental blocks in a situation where someone is panicking and thinks they’re gonna drown.

@MindyLouWho2 @RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico So if you know you can’t swim, shouldn’t that be a trigger to learn how to swim? The “struggling to stay afloat” is not a physical thing. It’s a mental skill you learn. Find a tutor, train in a small spa or something. It’s worth learning

@RogerIIITOSU @IAmLilRico People who can’t swim, like myself, just have a hard time keeping themselves afloat, then panic sets in very quickly and we start flailing around unable to regain control of our limbs because by that point, the brain thinks we’re dying already.

@TwirlMasterDE @JordanEVGuy There definitely are use cases between the two. What’s happening however is that the use case for an overwhelming majority of drivers on the road is exactly where EV excels at

@JordanEVGuy Ev fanbois are same as gas engine fan Bois. Idiots. There are uses for both but no evs can not replace ic engines yet. And I drive both. Idiotic meme does not convince anyone

Apparently EVs were created to solve a problem “that doesn’t exist” 🤣

@JeanPerret72166 @Yoann_en_VE It honestly doesn’t matter when they release the Roadster. The TAM is too small at the scale the Model Y and 3 are selling at and won’t move the proverbial needle at all. It will be a cool car, though, and probably one that is a lot more affordable than other super cars

@Yoann_en_VE 10 years of the same BS and the Tesla cult still buying it.. 😂😂

Bonne nouvelle pour le Roadster ! Franz von Holzhausen a confirmé en live hier au Tesla Takeover Europe à Flachau (Autriche) que le nouveau Roadster pourrait faire son reveal/démo dans quelques semaines. C’est la déclaration la plus concrète et positive depuis longtemps sur le projet. Rappel : chez Tesla les timelines sont souvent optimistes… mais ça redonne clairement de l’espoir ! 🔥 #TeslaRoadster #Tesla #FranzVonHolzhausen

@Glen79790788730 @TruthFairy131 Exactly what I was going to write. How is this possible?? 🤦‍♂️

@TruthFairy131 I thought machetes got banned in Melbourne 🤔

The imported violence is spilling out of Melbourne into regional towns including LABOR Premier Jacinta Allen’s own electorate. Police are hunting four young males after a cruel machete gang attack on a homeless man in Bendigo. The victim was stabbed multiple times & ran for his life but could not escape. The victim was left staggering with stab wounds until Good Samaritans came to his aid. Bendigo, if you vote this evil woman back into power, the rest of Victoria will never forgive you. Victorians need to get out there & do everything that they possibly can to ensure that LABOR is removed. Our lives literally depend on it. Video- 7 News

@SparkyDevil25 @TeslaNewswire I originally thought so, too, but turns out it’s 2 updates old

@TeslaNewswire This looks new to me in the iOS app!

🔥🚀 Tesla App update 4.57.0 is now available for download on iOS/iPhone! Changelog: ✅ This release contains minor fixes and improvements

@propilot123 @JPUConn @SawyerMerritt @wholemars Wrong door

@JPUConn @SawyerMerritt @wholemars Doesn’t look that tight. Look har far the door extends outward

Cybercab doors open while parked close to another vehicle 👀 @SawyerMerritt @wholemars

@djgold1 @klara_sjo Don’t think the Tesla would have recorded anything if it was unlocked

@klara_sjo That is a bit of editing and audio enhancement from when I saw this 6 months ago, but yeah she is crazy and stupid. Still never got to see the tesla cam footage.

A man allowed his ex to use his car to move out some of her belongings..

@apu1staja @jemconsultingny @SawyerMerritt Since v14, it will pull over if it detects you aren’t paying attention and potentially still give you a strike because you should be paying attention. If it doesn’t realise you are incapacitated, it will probably continue driving you to your destination and park

@jemconsultingny @SawyerMerritt It slows down and pulls over

New version of FSD V14.3.3 is now starting to roll out. It includes one new feature: “Improved driver monitoring system sensitivity with better eye gaze tracking, eye wear handling, and higher accuracy in variable lighting conditions.” Downloading on my Model Y now.

@SawyerMerritt This a must-have for personal robotaxi vehicles - I consider it a sign :)

Tesla has officially introduced a web-based dashcam viewer. Once updated to 2026.20, the car automatically protects recordings by default with an encryption key tied to your Tesla account, though owners can choose to opt out of this feature. Encrypted recordings can’t be played on unauthorized devices, protecting your privacy in the event someone steals the USB drive out of your vehicle. When you head over to the online viewer, it prompts you to log in with your Tesla account. Upon authentication, the utility automatically fetches the unique encryption keys specific to your profile. The software uses these keys to unlock and decrypt your protected clips in real time. notateslaapp.com/news/4236/tesl…

@mikegapinski Awesome. That’s another one to the list of items to retrofit after front bumper cam, V2L charging port, and motorised thigh support for the chair!

@IvanTan9567 There is plenty of space there for it to suck air into those fans. It’s a direct replacement

It looks like the frame is exactly the same! The pad itself has a single vent on the center. I think they’ll start installing them in all Premium trims once YL goes wide in the US and Europe

@SarahONeal83350 @13arm13arm @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @Tesla_AI Model YL in Aus can’t use FSD yet due to the factory software version. ARM is using the “Forbidden” FSD on a HW3 Tesla where Aus has no FSD for HW3

@13arm13arm @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @Tesla_AI Calling someone a chump for driving a luxury car instead of doing nothing?

My first Model Y L I've spotted, I'm using dodgy v12, while the Y L currently has to drive manually ... like a chump @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @Tesla_AI

@Brandon04351455 @wholemars @OGMarsLife @Tesla I actually like using the passenger air vents pointing at the driver side. I would like for it to detect a passengers and switch between passenger and no-passenger vent direction profiles

@wholemars @OGMarsLife @Tesla I would love to see the following get to the cars at some point: 1. In applicable models, turn off the right passenger air vent if no one is sitting in the seat. 2. Rear seatbelt chime. 3. The option to keep curbside on permanently until turned off (Uber)

What’s your most wanted Tesla feature request for the next software update?

@AIDRIVR Looks like a sneak peek at the Down Under version in Australia

first "real" disengagement on FSD 14.3.3 wrong side of road through construction zone RIP my streak 😭

@NoticerNews Tinfoil hat equipped: he’s been blackmailed or otherwise forced to read from the script

A newly elected One Nation MP broke down in tears as he confirmed he is homosexual, thanked his Indonesian Muslim boyfriend and declared "I love migrants" during his maiden speech to South Australian parliament. noticer.news/one-nation-mp-…

@drjmaj @teslaxhusky Huh that’s interesting, I feel like I don’t see it too often here but then again, maybe I oughta get my eyes checked with the doctor first

@IvanTan9567 @teslaxhusky It's illegal here too but it's rarely enforced and even the cops tint their private vehicles. With a doctor's note saying you need tint because of eye or skin conditions, it's legal.

I can legally drive without glasses, but I wear them because my eyes are sensitive to light. Today I was exhausted. Even my lightest pair felt heavy on my face. Thank God for FSD. I took them off, rested the whole way home, and arrived feeling relieved. Autonomy is such a game changer. #Tesla #FSD