joel. 🦙

🎶 When I find myself in times of trouble, Father Weber comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, grill a steak. And in my hour of darkness he is standing right in front of me. Speaking words of wisdom, grill a steak. Grill a steak, grill a steak, grill a steak, grill a steak. 🎶

This is the funniest Bill Maher has ever been. The silences between jokes and him asking the audience to laugh and clap is authentically hysterical.

@GenePark Graduation came out the same year I graduated highschool which made it more special for me

Graduation is my favorite btw. Sometimes it’s late registration but graduation is the one i always go back to and never skip. It feels truly timeless

2 decades since this is crazy. this inspired me to clean up my act. man it’s so hard not to act reckless, to whom much is given much is tested. get arrested guess until he got the message

@itsavibe @GenePark

maid of honour gonna age like wine this summer

@WhiteHouse You guys sing in A-minor too ??

ICED OUT.

get fucked compiler. 😎

@GenePark Noone has called Drake woke , so you got the advantage there Just thank the Lord you're not reviewing a Taylor Swift album 😂

me by next friday

announcing that i am reviewing Drake’s Iceman this week. certainly the discourse will be normal in hip hop… , right?

@NAPainter_ @PorkPoncho

@PorkPoncho woah thats me

Footage of the Marathon players view when @NAPainter_ and crew exploited their way into the Compiler clear room and jumped a team as they were doing the Compiler boss fight on Cryo Archive. For clarity, there is not supposed to be any way into this room unless you beat compiler. Painter spent hours discovering a map exploit where he could "out of bounds" from the map and get into that room and jump people who were finally getting their compiler kills. He's on his stream right now gloating that he's spoken to a Bungie dev about it and they promised they wouldn't ban him for it so now him and his party are running it all night to ruin peoples compiler runs. @asalisbury / @Ziegler_Dev ....did someone from @MarathonDevTeam really tell him that he wouldn't get banned for this? Because this sucks.

@longislandviper We know you're going to buy it, you can give it away to someone within the company for their channel for review

I turn down all game codes/early access/etc. that I receive, as I like to play along with the audience, and also feel this level of access creates obvious conflicts of interest. But getting Mina the Hollower in my inbox is a tough one, I'll admit. Still, gonna wait 'til launch.

@longislandviper 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@GenePark This came out of nowhere

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

@NaamanHarris @egoraptor I know right ?? .... I'll have 2 XL pies please

@egoraptor There is not enough lactaid in the world to save me from this monster

Japan discovered my regular order

@DestinLegarie @assassinscreed I've got it booted up on my switch 😅

Got tired of waiting for @assassinscreed Black Flag Resynced so I jumped back in on Xbox Game Pass 😈

Mina the Hollower has officially gone GOLD! The game is complete and has begun the submissions process with our first-party partners. We’ll know the release date soon and as soon as we can share it, you’ll know it. Thank you for sticking with us. We can’t wait for you to play!

@LearningBill @A_dmg04 Great minds think alike

@J0Llamas @A_dmg04 beat me to it. dammit.......

No sleep.

When you find friends in the oddest places @TimGettys 😊

@mamamicah93 @LastStandMedia Of course the tallest is Brad 😂

The gang is having a great time so far on Weber Island in Tomodachi Life! I still need to add the rest of the @LastStandMedia peeps and then the party will really be started! 🎉

Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege is out now! We would love to hear what you think, so once you have played the game we would appreciate you leaving a review on whatever platform you play on. We want to hear it all, the good and the bad! We hope you have a blast everyone!