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@J0SESKIN

wisecracking himbo

Washington, DC Katılım Kasım 2011
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Jose Skin
Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
Smelt like Lou Dobbs inside the van
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Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
@XH_Lee23 I live an hour from Baltimore. I accidentally left the keys in my front door knob and went away for a week. They were still there when I got back and no one had gone in the house.
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Li Zexin 李泽欣
Li Zexin 李泽欣@XH_Lee23·
Social trust in China is unparalleled. In Beijing, this man left their bike unlocked. When he came back 3 weeks later, the bike was still there. Instead, a stranger locked it to a tree and left a note: “Nice bike, rides well. You forgot to lock it. My lock code: 33233” On the back: “After unlocking, please return the lock by securing it to the tree.”
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Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
there is something French and gay going on here
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Glitched Deals
Glitched Deals@GlitchedDeals·
$2,300 OFF LENOVO WORKSTATION LAPTOP Price dropped to $1,759 at Lenovo, originally $4,059 retail Same laptop is listed online for $3,500+ Free shipping included mavely.app.link/w6sQkRAnd1b #ad
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Lucas Navallo@LucasNavallo·
@GlitchedDeals Unfortunately this is just a marketing tactic. Not on you @GlitchedDeals, but this laptop has nothing that would its value anything over $1000
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Jose Skin
Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
hungry hungry himbo
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Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
@LopEaredFaggot @Michalina_Kobla Yeah that's because they are actually cooked in duck fat. You could use oil, but then what would we mention three times while you’re ordering?
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lopbun
lopbun@LopEaredFaggot·
@Michalina_Kobla while the restaurants are not very unique, those fries are gonna alter your brain chemistry. so fucking good.
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🧠🪱@TruthPostal·
@Michalina_Kobla Kids today will never fully understand millennial bugerslop during the stomp clap hey era of music
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Nate
Nate@thenatewolf·
You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.
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Bob-pike@Bobpike90655817·
@admcrlsn That part of WV is super liberal
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Adam Carlson
Adam Carlson@admcrlsn·
TRUE PATRIOTS who want to serve our nation working in its capital — but don’t want to live in Maryland nor Virginia (or should I say the PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHESAPEAKE??) — would make the 2-hour daily commute from Martinsburg, West Virginia (or should I say HERITAGE AMERICA??)
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Katherine Boyle@KTmBoyle

You rarely see state politics like this on the evening news, but this is now a local story with national implications. There used to be a kind of gentlemen’s agreement in Washington that DC and Maryland were for the Democrats and Virginia was for the Republicans who come from across the country to work in politics. If a divided country *has* to live near the U.S. Capital to represent its citizens, Northern Virginia, despite being blue, was the reasonable option for the right. Turning Virginia into California on the Potomac sends a clear message: There’s no safe space for the Beltway workers who represent one half of the country —and they’re now going to feel real personal pain for having the audacity to do so.

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Jose Skin
Jose Skin@J0SESKIN·
@httpsosweet Sometimes I’ll just be looking at my girlfriend and she will get uncomfortable and say “what” and I say “I just love you so much” and she just turns her head back to watching real housewife’s without saying a word
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mia@httpsosweet·
yesterday on our dinner date he kept staring at me with this goofy smile. and then started tearing up because he "just loved me so much"
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
Never allow a guy to see that you fck with him more than he fck with you. Don't let them get comfortable, make him chase you and don't let them feel like they have you fully. I don’t care what niğgas say you gone chase after what you want if it's real.
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MEN ONLY Give us women some relationship advice??👀

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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
A Chinese guy built himself a computer that shoots “bullets” at him every time he gets shot in video games so he can feel the actual realism of war lol
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Chi
Chi@__Poisonivyyy·
I dislike when people say "I know her, I went to school with her,” We graduated almost 10 years ago & you knew me as a teenager. I'm sure you can't even recall the last time you had a conversation with me. You honestly have no idea about my life or transition into womanhood. So no you do not know me, you knew me.
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