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@mercurialunacy “I fucking told you” except he didn’t actually tell her anything.

Or you could just say “hey that truck is gonna hit the bridge” and she’ll be like “oh shit lemme pull over so we can avoid that” bc you’re both normal people who can understand words when they are used

@buggiberry @lilsauerkraut_ @greenhighwriter The word poor has more than one meaning

@J3nnersS @lilsauerkraut_ @greenhighwriter "....Poor men can’t get everything they want when they want it regardless of others feelings..." this are your words

Acting like your husband being attracted to you is somehow traumatic is hilarious to me

@buggiberry @lilsauerkraut_ @greenhighwriter I didn’t say anything about money

@J3nnersS @lilsauerkraut_ @greenhighwriter so i can get anything i want and anytime from my wife as long as am rich?😐

@lilsauerkraut_ @greenhighwriter Waa. Go cry about it somewhere else. Poor men can’t get everything they want when they want it regardless of others feelings. This must be so difficult for you. The trauma.

@greenhighwriter You ladies act like men desiring sex makes them rapists. Misusing words like "traumatic" and "force" make them nearly worthless. It's true you may not always feel in the mood when he does but to constantly deny someone of their love language is neglectful at best.

@glbaumann Two biys. Ages 14 and 11. I think we’ve been to urgent care a few times for minor cuts, and pink eye. But no major hospital visits. They do sports too but thankfully no broken bones yet

Parents of healthy kids: what’s the average amount of hospital visits you make per kid per year?

@grandeslivs So enjoying sports is immature?

she's pushing 40 and still obsessed with acting like a teenager my god she needs to grow up we're tired

@Eni_Melody_ @DarksaberLight I own a Dane. There is blood all over my walls because of her tail. It’s a near constant issue. We are considering docking it. I’m not for doing their ears because it seems unnecessary. But not everyone who chooses these things are doing it for selfish reasons

@DarksaberLight There technically is tho Happy tail is one, docking it if the likeliness of the dog suffering of Happy tail is high, is better in the long run While there is some owners that docking their dog's ears for aesthetic reasons, others do it to lower the chance of ear infections

If the number of Dalmatians purchased after 101 Dalmatians and clownfish purchased after Finding Nemo is any indication, the fact that Scooby doesn’t have docked ears is SO important, you guys. He’s beautiful, and I hope they just let him have his natural ears.

@RandomHvacGuy Poor you. This must be so difficult

My brother in Christ…

@crewslover They have a child. If he’s not packing for himself, he surely is not helping to pack for the child. He sounds useless.

this is why men are all for women marrying young bc no woman in her 30s would find this endearing

@mattmpls33 @idontknowdana Can’t imagine why he would have to threaten to call the cops. You seem so peaceful and respectful.

@idontknowdana Thanks. Zack treated to call cops on me and my 4yr old son. He can eat shit for being a complete dickhead. And he isn’t minimum wager. He was an ETL. Look it up. It’s college degree probs $75k yr starting. He’s doing just fine in Midwest at 22yrs old.

Thanks Zack at Target. 2 pack limit for my 3 kids. Dick. When shelf looks like this….😡

@Skwerilleee @fatherofwaters_ @sadguy35573482 @danielle819 Not at the expense of everyone else

@fatherofwaters_ @sadguy35573482 @danielle819 Do we not live in a country where individuals should be free to peacefully pursue happiness in whatever way they see fit?

Something that happens to me literally every time I'm talking politics with a liberal: I'll mention that the gun control is a total dealbreaker on voting blue for a lot of people. They respond with "nobody wants to take your guns, that's just republican fearmongering." I point out that no, literally every democrat candidate wants an assault weapons ban. That's not some republican lie, it's literally right there on their own issues pages. Rather than acknowledging that they were incorrect and continuing the conversation from there, they just immediately pivot to "omg nobody needs an assault weapon!" It's literally like a script, I've had the exact same conversation like 1000 times.

@factpostnews As someone with a panic disorder, he can fuck off

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

@dantypo Great. Them places like McDonalds should only be open from 3-9pm. Because that’s the only hours high schoolers can work. If you want a business open all day then they have to hire adults. And pay adults.

Am I the only one who still views minimum wage as gas money for your car and movie tickets for you and your date while you gain work experience in high school or at the bookstore in college? When did it become a career wage?

@FiredUpCoug Teach your kid to turn in assignments on time. Teach your kid that late isn’t acceptable. Stop blaming the teachers.

“Why do you have an F in science!?” “Don’t worry, Dad. It’ll be an A by the end of the term. My teacher lets us turn in assignments whenever we want with no penalty.” Is this a familiar conversation for other parents on X? I hate this policy. I’m sure teachers see it as compassionate, and I understand the instinct. But “do it whenever you feel like it and turn it in late with no consequence” is not kindness. It is reaching our kids that deadlines are suggestions, procrastination has no cost, and urgency is optional. That is not how the world works after graduation. A little flexibility is good. Grace matters. But grace without any expectations does NOT prepare kids for adulthood.

@JohnnyManz72701 @Osint613 You are a really angry person.

@Osint613 This is level 10 liberal white woman right here, who the fuck approved of this gay ass outfit she has on? Looks like something out of a hamricks magazine. Looking that one substitute teacher that would just fuck your whole day up with her stupid liberal bullshit

A man in Seattle found a young man on the ground after an apparent fentanyl overdose. He administered 3 doses of Narcan and revived him. I have a lot of questions. The main one is how did the U.S. reach a point where random people carry Narcan just in case? FYI, China is the main source of fentanyl precursor chemicals, gets sent to the cartels then they synthesize the finished fentanyl and smuggle it across the US southern border. Video credit on TT: @Gabethe4

@faith_vtch I’m gonna start saying this and I don’t even have a husband

I have started saying "idk my husband does all of that" and it literally shuts everyone up 10 out of 10 times I went to an open house one day out of curiosity "idk about the finance stuff my husband does all of that" Phone sales guy at costco "sorry my husband deals with that"

@PatrickH144 @jarodzsz Vermont is literally shaped like a V

@jarodzsz I was a geography major. I get Vermont and New Hampshire confused on maps all the time. There is significantly more to geography than knowing where things are.

coworker (american) saying she did a minor in geography in college but can't find arkansas on a map

@SoulPunkVocals It’s very sus

The craziest part is that it is all four of them out like wdym paparazzi caught elusive cryptid Patrick Stump What do you mean they were all just out on the street as a group & walking together as a squad

@AXECOP I used to get off work and had an hour til I had to pick my son up. Didn’t make sense to go home just to turn around and go get him. So I’d arrive early and spend the time reading a book. Not all of us are crazy for being there early.

I made a planning mistake and it ended up making more sense to go wait at the school to pick up my son 35 minutes early rather than five minutes late like usual. I’ve discovered that a very large number of parents are insane. There was already multiple cars waiting when I arrived and many here 20+ minutes early. Why do this? What are you accomplishing?!

@Alicia_Bittle_ This person has no idea what they are talking about

Babies over 9lbs signal insulin resistance (pre-diabetes/diabetes) in the mother. Save your vajay-jay by eating protein, limiting processed foods, and taking walks