Bruce Harris

@iamphel12 @ShamsCharania @DOR7ayiti Just stick him in for the tip-off one night the call a timeout and pull him out

Statement from Luka Doncic’s agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball: "This season, Luka Dončić has performed at a historic level, leading the league in scoring, carrying the Lakers to third place in the Western Conference and placing himself in the middle of one of the most tightly contested MVP races in memory. To ensure that Luka’s incredible accomplishments this season are rightly honored and he can be considered for the league’s end-of-season awards, we intend to apply for an “Extraordinary Circumstances Challenge” to the 65-game rule. Luka missed two games this season for the birth of his second child in Slovenia. His daughter was born on Dec. 4 on another continent, and yet he was back in the United States competing with his team on Dec. 6. Luka has gone to great lengths to show up for his team and this league this season. His record-breaking season deserves to be noted in the history books, despite last night’s unfortunate injury and other extraordinary circumstances. We look forward to working with the NBAPA and the league office to ensure a fair outcome in this matter."

@artstricklin Hottest place on the planet in the summer

Texas’ most unique golf Course. @the quarry, an entire 9 hole inside the walls of the old Alamo Cement Plant. Thanks to vision of many SA dreamers.

@kbohls Doesn’t he have school?

Just ran into Matas Vokietaitis at the airport. He was headed out on vacation. He said he’s not sure if he’s coming back to Texas or not. “We’ll see.”

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU AFRAID OF - Death : We’re all gonna die. - Bankruptcy : You can make it all back. - Shame : Everyone will forget in a week. - Rejection : It happens to everyone. - Failure : It’s part of the path. - Judgment : They’ll judge anyway. - Losing people : Not all are meant to stay. - Making mistakes : You’ll survive them. - Taking risks : Regret hurts more. Live every day like it's your last day.♟️

Some teams play the first weekend of April and others don’t. Pretty simple really. Great point Rick

Bwa-hahahahaha!

@OUBarstool Hard. To. Watch…I mean Kill.

We deserve to be compensated for having to watch 5 more minutes of this

@AmandaMAtwell So does OU

Texas plays 8 teams on this list 🤠

@Misstabstevens That’s impossible

Who remembers The Triple Lindy???🤔

Every time Duke loses, an angel gets his wings.

@RestrictedDaily There was no year 0

Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?

@james_xond Fairchild

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@stoolgambling Too much Busch Lite

NEBRASKA HAD FOUR GUYS ON THE COURT IOWA IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL GAME

@putzisbackbaby That’s Debbie. She likes Dallas.

@CPhilly19 It’s like there’s something on TV to watch

Top 10 rivalry showdown in Austin and a lot of Texas fans disguised as seats at Disch-Falk. Really disappointing showing for a series of this magnitude.

@8biteric There was a sign at my favorite dive bar in law school. It read, “no matter how hot she is there is some guy sick of her shit.” I think about that sign when I see posts like this.

How the fuck are men gay at all?

@TonyBuzbee2 That judgment will look great on your wall

In your next civil jury trial, don’t attack the mother of the victim. Here endeth the lesson.

@kenwheeler I would hope Bud Lite bc it sucks

i’m at this airport bar called the “Bud Light Lounge” Bud Light logos on the tables. Bud Light logos on the walls. Servers wearing Bud Light shirts. You are not going to fucking believe what they don’t have in draft or bottle form, at all, not even on the menu.

@billyliucci Didn’t Wade get fired from LSU for cheating just a couple of years ago?

Will Wade, Kim Mulkey and Lane Kiffin at LSU at the same time? Wild times in Baton Rouge.

@CPAC are there vendor booths or such in Dallas this week?