@Srirachachau this is the most real. When you're in that infant parent mode your ability to tune out anything becomes bomb tech level
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JChrisFree
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JChrisFree
@JChrisFree
Tech consultant, dad, Grizzlies and Cowboys fan, food and cat appreciator. Retweets are so my wife can see.
Atlanta, GA Katılım Aralık 2008
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@nealjclark1 @SandyFrizzle unironically, this is an optimistic message of progress. Nostalgia is lying to you. We're better now than we've ever been. That's good, but we need to keep going.
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If you read a lot of noir books and stuff from the 40’s/50’s it’s pretty clear that a lot of people lived in motels. Not just criminals but nurses etc. I’ve never known anyone to live in a motel. I don’t think the abundant American world was real. Life has always been dangerous.
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@DaughtryMom05 I mean, correlation vs causation aside, it wasn't that far off
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His 1600 yards in 14 games should’ve been enough evidence to legalize weed nationwide.
TCL@TitleTalkTCL
🚨 Patriots Josh Gordon Post 🚨
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@_Zeets you can! my wife and I turned Freeman and Crosby into Freesby
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@shpillo_ tbh, this is what it's like to be a dad. It might hurt. You might wish he wouldn't, but you're not gonna not
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peppermint patty had a blatant crush on charlie brown, and, of course, the tension with lucy was not without eros, so i assume the quibble is over the definition of ‘hoes.’
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@SheaSerrano I've never had these red tortilla enchiladas anywhere outside of San Antonio and ive never had better ones
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@MaceAhWindu Roy Cooper is this man when the president is a good guy and Gavin Newsome is the same when the president is a bad guy
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Ive said this before but Roy Cooper is the most "fictional US president" looking mfer ive ever seen
Let's Talk Elections@LTElections
LTE Decision Desk's first call of the night is a win for Roy Cooper for NC Democratic Senate Candidate!
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@DragonflyJonez as a grizz fan, this was the number 1 reason I despised chris paul
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I can reluctantly respect a cheap shot artist who’s down to tussle when the smoke gets brought back to him for what he did. The types who pull some dirty shit then pull the whole innocent act when shit escalates are corny tho.
Rob Perez@WorldWideWob
that’ll do it.
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@solelynostalgia @samswey there are flimsy Steves everywhere for those with eyes to see
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this song is actually so crazy because she's singing about attracting men with her belly dancing and he's rapping about latin america and the caribbean uniting against the CIA 😭
Culture@notgwendalupe
20 years ago today, Shakira & Wyclef Jean released 'Hips Don't Lie'
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@rlymilesdavis you can get a handle of four roses for less than 40 bucks, and it's delicious
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maybe only amusing to me, but this is basically Mark Schlereth's "the chargers under perform in the playoffs because San Diego still has nice weather in the winter" take
Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane
I’ve long argued that religious guilt is a primarily weather based phenomena. Seasonal depression in search of an explanation, you couldn’t have Calvinism on the Mediterranean
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@wtflanksteak the inverse of people mispronouncing words they learned by reading
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Something that I'm noticing that's another effect of the literacy crisis is people getting common phrases and sayings *slightly* wrong.
I've seen "nail gazing" instead of "navel gazing" or "burst your bubbles" or "my bang for my buck" or "click" in writing instead of "clique."
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@SoSleeplessss why would this be true for tipping but not for any other commission sales? it's also more or less the same dynamic for service jobs, e.g. the receptionist at the plaza makes more than the receptionist at the holiday inn
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i don’t understand american tips being % of the total.
if i order a 20€ plate or a 50€ plate you did the exact same task, but expect to be tipped more just because one of the meals was more expensive?
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07
Ran up a $1500 dinner tab and when the receipt came back they had those cute little “suggested tips” printed like I’m supposed to casually drop another $300 just because someone carried plates from kitchen to table. I left $25 which honestly felt generous considering I already paid restaurant-level prices for the food itself. Server immediately got weird about it, attitude switched, barely a thank you, just that tight smile people do when they think you violated some unspoken rule. I told her straight up tipping isn’t a percentage subscription service and I’m not funding someone’s rent just because the bill happened to be high. Manager wandered over trying to smooth it out, hinting about “industry standards” like that magically obligates me. That only made me dig in harder because nowhere else do you get charged more for the exact same task just because the total went up. So I signed it exactly how it was, stood up, and walked out while they all stared like I committed financial treason, and if they think I’m coming back there to play along with that system again they’re seriously confused. Credit: Annie Perkins
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@greendragonhq stagflation under carter was bad, Reagan convinced lots of people that lower taxes = better economy, and to a lot of people left = communism, right = capitalism, and capitalism > communism
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Manufacturing jobs created since 2000:
🔴 W. bush : -3,500,000
🔵 Obama: +1,405,000
🔴 Trump: -212,000
🔵 Biden: +610,000
🔴 Trump : - 110,000
How did Republicans trick the average voter into believing that Republicans are good for the economy?
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@BackAftaThis possibly the greatest scene in American film. From my friend in high school who wanted me to watch this movie: my cousin died in a car wreck, and the only time I've ever seen the face my uncle made at his funeral was when don corleone learns sonny dies
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@kendrictonn had the same reaction, also a similar one with point break
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When I finally watched the 1982 Conan, it was simultaneously the ridiculous cheeseball Arnold vehicle I always assumed it to be, but also something very different from that. I was kinda poleaxed.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What are some movies that had no right being as good as they turned out to be?
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@JessicaLBurbank @deray 3rd party voting isnt the issue so much as abstention (she underperformed biden in the 3 most populous swing states and nationally by well over the margin of victory)
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Do I really have to post this again?
Leftists voting third party did not cost Democrats the election.
Even if Kamala Harris got EVERY vote cast for Jill Stein, de La Cruz, & West, she would not have won ANY of the swing states.
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@ronnui_ I got the other way and read grwm as George r war martin
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