Nice Guy Eddy

@spaceshipfrick @arvofart @TheAlexSylvian John Woo's Hard Target

@arvofart @TheAlexSylvian This is the only one I know and I know it from on TV 30 years ago. Do they all end with the hero defeating the villain because he didn't clean his gun or something?

guys will see a movie like this and say hell yeah

@CreekshitinDaws @abc7newsbayarea “Only women I find aesthetically pleasing should have civil rights.”

@abc7newsbayarea I've seen your trashy titty tattoo, and suddenly have no sympathy for you. You and the cop can both take a hike.

New cellphone video documents the same Fairfield police officer involved in a violent arrest of a teenager at Fairfield High School last Wednesday, ripping a former arrestee by her hair out of her vehicle in a traffic stop for speeding a year ago. Read the full story here: abc7.la/9aTTrt

@FightinPhils26 @camjordan94 Plurality =/= majority

@camjordan94 The majority of voters voted Trump. That’s why Kamala didn’t win. Anyways his take is still correct.

Marlo sidenote he didn win majority of over 50% votes he was just under, he did win by 1.5% more than Kamala. Semantics, Ppl, sorta like NFL players mad at current CBA nuances when they had a chance to vote, majority agreed to it. 🤷🏾‍♂️👀👀

@highlifeenjoyer Twenty years ago, bowl cut would have gotten jumped by half the crowd doing that shit in a mosh pit.

I do not understand the appeal of this shit

@sampleswill @sm0olr “Lawn care is the bane of my existence.” “You should take up gardening.”

@sm0olr Grow food

Being a homeowner is great and all but now it’s my responsibility to revive this absolute tragedy

@0verTheLine @tommy_pasta9 @Tyre_94 We are an explicitly secular nation. Many founders wrote tomes about the dangers of religious sectarianism that ravaged Europe for centuries.

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

@Jb1rdy @scorsesepoint A compulsive liar would never tell stories about the most inane, trivial things.

@JCleverOne @scorsesepoint He was known especially for his garlic related lies. He averaged 10-25 garlic related lies per day. Anyone who knows anything about American history knows how much Henry Hill lied about garlic. These film accounts are clueless! Especially about Henry Hill garlic lies!

In Goodfellas (1990), Paulie slices garlic so thin that it would “liquefy in the pan.” This is a subtle reference to Scorsese having no idea how cooking works.

@Jazthelight @NickStillHere Some barbers don’t know how to align the teeth on their edgers and they can also grab if not sharp enough. Many kids don’t like haircuts-if they are acting up; do the basics and keep it moving. No reason to line up a six year old who doesn’t want to be in the chair.

@NickStillHere Do clippers hurt? Or the noise makes them thinks it hurt?

I've never been on the side of beating kids but that boy is way too old to be acting like that lmaoooooo

@MbtHawk @giveashitnature Releasing an invasive species is never the answer

@giveashitnature This is good to know. What about cats? We have a lot of neighborhood cats and we also have 2, one lives outside. I see her eating them all the time.

If you're worried about ticks, put up an owl box. The animal driving most Lyme disease in the eastern US is the white-footed mouse. Ticks that feed on them are far more likely to come away infected than ticks that feed on other animals. The bigger the local mouse population, the worse the next year's tick year. A single barred owl pair raising chicks can take hundreds of rodents in a breeding season. Owls also don't carry Lyme. The bacterium can't survive their digestive tract, so an owl that eats an infected mouse is a dead end for the disease. Researchers at the Cary Institute, the leading lab on Lyme ecology, have been explicit about this: "Landscapes that support predators have reduced Lyme disease risk." One owl box on its own isn't going to fix a tick year. But a yard with owls, foxes, bobcats, and weasels in it has fewer mice, and a yard with fewer mice has fewer infected ticks. If you have woods or fields nearby, a properly sized barn owl or screech owl box (different species, different boxes) is one of the most useful single things you can do for tick exposure at the landscape scale. Match the box to the owl that lives near you. The mouse is the problem, owls are the solution.

@ChrisPerezMLB54 @ricklundl @cturnbull1968 Because Trump spent $9 trillion dollars in 4 years

@ricklundl @cturnbull1968 Why did it go that high in the first place?

Let me put it to you this way, if Kamala were president and all she did was sit in the Oval Office, drink wine and watch reruns of The View, our country would be ten times better off than it is right now.

@JimRebossio @cturnbull1968

@cturnbull1968 No, it would be managed by foreign interests and not the American people. But, you’re paid to say this, and you just see America as an economic zone, am I right?

@mochimorgs @SunnylandProds @juniorkingpp The king of American cheeses.

@SunnylandProds @juniorkingpp Bongards american cheese is so good.

Cheap ass single slice processed generic cheese and you god damn know it…

@benjimadness @jrmamana Excluding north Florida is nasty work.

@jrmamana I'd bet those stretches of Mississippi, Alabamie, Georgie, and th Carolinis are pretty bad. I imagine those more central App states are a mixed bag.

i don’t think this person circled the correct part of the south

@Daheixiong24 @roryisconfused Flea, Chad Smith, and Frusciante are three of the most talented musicians on the planet. They would have found success with a yowling cat fronting their band.

@roryisconfused You will never enjoy the truth: Kedis is essential to the bands success. Forget the nonsense lyrics, his unique way of delivery makes them memorable. 🤷‍♂️

Absolute prime example of the RHCP speciality of having a really nice guitar bit that’s then immediately ruined by the World’s Most Annoying Man

@KnotChaos Joe Jackson was a weekend regular at the bar I worked at in Las Vegas. Even in the mid-2000s he was a humungous piece of shit

I refuse to believe this is how Joe Jackson was when Michael Jackson was still alive 😭💀 Peak maniac!

@Playerinthgame Kamala making this ghoul one of her most visible campaign surrogates was an incredible fumble.

Cuban is trying to develop something called the 10Plan. Under the 10Plan, a family is responsible for up to $50,000 out-of-pocket annually before reinsurance kicks in. Sick patients would effectively face a permanent 10% wage garnishment for up to 15 years to pay off debts.

@PixelPatriot @MarshallsFolly A 250+ lb. asshole flying around a bike at high speeds presents a huge risk to pedestrians . Guy walking with a small child has every right to get angry with him.

@MarshallsFolly I hate these "Pick a side" clips. Both these people are annoying as hell. Ebike guy should have just kept going after the first pass. The other guy is a male karen.

Sidewalks are for pedestrians, not fat guys moving way faster than their natural limits on an ebike.

@ObtainerOf Wash your whites in liquid bluing every month or two.

Unironically don’t wear deodorant

Every now and then I find my husband's under arm like this… What's the solution to this problem?