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"She's beauty. She's grace. I want her to sit on my face"

🍔 A Michelin-starred Texas barbecue joint is serving up a delicious $10 burger deal only available on Mondays. LeRoy and Lewis in South Austin's "Burger Monday" special includes its signature "L&L Burger" made from smoked and seared brisket trimmings, topped with American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, and special sauce on a toasted potato bun. Read more 🔗: bit.ly/4v3rN4s

Texas drivers… How is this possible bro 😭

this crazier than the gumbo wit no lid

This is a Wrigley Field (Chicago Cubs home) tradition, the visiting team sends their rookies outside the stadium in their uniforms to fetch coffee for the rest of the team. ☕️ The Houston Astros appear to have a lot of rookies! 😳 My guy has a clipboard I guess to take attendance and make sure they are all partaking. 😂 Wrigley field has an atmosphere like no other. 💯 So many traditions there. I never knew this was a tradition. Have you ever been to Wrigley Field? Did you know this was a tradition there? Is a visit to Wrigley on your bucket list?

Republicans on their way to defend bestiality and child marriage

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

HOUSE REAL BIG CARS REAL BIG DICK REAL BIG EVERYTHANG REAL BIG

Stephon Castle isn't really a point guard, which was the problem in games 1 and 2. As you saw last night, Stephon Castle's position is "terrorist"

“Oh noooo the restaurant got my order correct”

Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me.

Happy Memorial Day.

NPR Tiny Desk is paying homage to BET for Black Music Month in June: Upcoming Tiny Desks: - GENA with Liv.e and Kareem Riggins - Shaboozey - Joe - Arya Starr - The Paradox - Eve - Fred Hammond - Bow Wow - Floetry

Elon Musk’s “baby mama,” Ashley St. Clair, says that almost every MAGA influencer on social media is being paid by foreign countries such as Israel, Russia, and Qatar. She says nothing about them is organic and that everything is guided by a carefully constructed script behind the scenes. “There’s Qatari money flowing in and out.”

Professor Oglevee had starter locs for 5 seasons

47 years of living in the south and here’s what I know to be true. If they have a confederate flag on display, they’re doing awful things to kids, pets, and/or spouses. Lots of hate comes with that loser banner.

Welcome to the family, Ryan Milk

“Yall care too much about things that directly impact your day to day lives”

like trying to slap box Daredevil, you in over your head

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?” me in 2010: