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Jonathan Bastow

@JDBastow

I'm sure all these generically attractive ladies are following a weird middle aged dude for entirely non-bot related reasons.

California, USA Katılım Eylül 2012
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@hottakekaren @RiotFest @gwar @elonmusk @X Thank you, I needed that laugh right now. I should go dig out my VHS tape of Phallus in Wonderland, it's been too long. You are exactly the sort of person that would steal Oderus Urungus' penis and put it on trial for indecency.
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@thatdamnanne @PressSec Well, you voted for this, so have fun joining the ranks of the homeless. Oh wait, that's illegal now, have fun becoming forced labor at a prison camp I guess.
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@sam_d_1995 Coal mining employment peaked in the 1920s. I has been downhill for over a century.
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sam@sam_d_1995·
here’s a mind-blowing statistic: more people work for the MTA (~70K employees) than are coal miners in the entire country (~42K)
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Armchair Copelord@ArmchairCopelrd·
Gang, these Ukrainian drones don't seem to be doing much.
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@The_RadicalDino I took two quarters of art history in college and didn't realize it was that small. We were usually talking about things other than the physical dimensions of the piece.
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Tony C
Tony C@topcat1460·
@kylegriffin1 Well we need to deport Millions of Immigrants illegally brought into this country by Dems
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Kyle Griffin
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1·
Breaking:   DHS Secretary Kristi Noem says she supports the Trump admin suspending habeas corpus.   Habeas corpus refers to people's right to challenge their detention in court.
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Daniel Gorman@DanielGorman20·
Going to be very funny to be the dad who doesn’t really care if his kids smoke or try out alcohol but really puts his foot down if he catches them using AI instead of doing their own reading & writing
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@rjasmin @notliamanders0n I think the actionable threats come from a place of love though. Liam really cares about people and gets *really really angry* when people don't.
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Jasmin R.
Jasmin R.@rjasmin·
@notliamanders0n You are the reason I joined patreon and then shifted to a higher tier. So being a SW is a natural extension of you being a good person. With a slight actionable threat problem, but it is what it is :)
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yay liam.
yay liam.@notliamanders0n·
Sorry for sincerely posting but being a social worker is occasionally the greatest joy in the world
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@QueerArmorer Well folks have covered most of the obvious multiple firearm safety and operation failures, so I will point out that he should also really be wearing a hat in that sun.
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@ProperPoliticsV @esjesjesj John Fox was a black artillery spotter in WWII who called down a strike on himself as his position was overrun. The battery asked him if he was sure and he said "there's more of them than there are of us! Fire it! Give 'em hell!" He did not survive, but neither did they.
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Locikittie (Proper Politics)
Locikittie (Proper Politics)@ProperPoliticsV·
@esjesjesj "The Left has no historical heroes" FDR James Baldwin Martin Luther King Jr. George Carlin Just to name a few.
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evan loves worf
evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
Extremely angry they were forced to see a black woman instead of Robert E. Lee
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@NancyMace ... so, which bathroom in your house is the men's room and which is the women's room? Orrrrrr do you have one single occupancy bathroom that can be used by anyone? I honestly wonder how you remember to breathe.
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Nancy Mace
Nancy Mace@NancyMace·
Spotted in Austin: “All gender restroom.” On a recent trip to Texas. Um, no. There are only two. Hold the line. Biology isn’t bigotry.
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Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@The_Hellenist "... civilized and temperate?" Zeus? Aphrodite? Ares? Did you read different myths than I did?
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The Hellenist ☀️
The Hellenist ☀️@The_Hellenist·
Hellenism is the superior religion for white people. Christianity is slavish. Odinism is barbaric. Hellenism is civilized and temperate, the embodiment of aristocratic virtue—qualities of which white people reign supreme. Hellenism is the superior religion for white people.
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Paladin Posting
Paladin Posting@DevotionOath·
CHAINMAIL IS NOT FASHION!!!! NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN CHAINMAIL!!!! THOU ART EMBARRASSING THYSELF
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Jonathan Bastow
Jonathan Bastow@JDBastow·
@QueerArmorer Completely ridiculous. Fucks. I do love me a stupid pan magazine that allows you to fire forever (or until it jams).
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The Brief Sheep
The Brief Sheep@TheBriefSheep·
@mcsquared34 A whole generation raised to be self centered greedy assholes... crying about how unfair it is they dont own a house because they spent all their money on vapes and lattes.
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Joe Polisena Jr.
Joe Polisena Jr.@JosephPolisena·
I am using eminent domain to take all 31 acres of land on the site of the proposed 252 unit low-income housing project. Instead, we will be constructing a new public safety complex. There will be a special council meeting tomorrow at 5:30pm to give me the authorization to do so.
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