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My dream just fell apart

Exactly! 😄

@pubity I mens this is how it have been in Denmark for over 15 years

McDonald's plans to transition away from self-serve soda machines completely by 2032, only giving customers drinks behind the counter.

May the fourth be with you

反応の数に応じて励ましに行くアリちゃんが増えます🐜

@Chomag77 @Math_files My guess is the teacher probably running automatic and was referring to the answer sheet and did not even think about it at all

@Math_files Did you use another correct method than the one the teacher wanted you to use, to reach the same result? IT'S WRONG AND INCORRECT!

A dad posted his son’s math test… and the teacher marked this WRONG

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@HanasRomance Oh that not good, I hope for a speedy recovery for the voice actor. I will look forward for more stories

@JDuvander The voice actor became ill, which caused a slight delay in production, but we are currently in the middle of video editing. Several videos will be ready to upload in the next few days!

greetings @HanasRomance if i may ask what is your release schedule for new video ? or is it just when a new video is ready ?

💙 Japan’s “Frieren fields” are in full bloom — looks straight out of anime Nemophila is now at peak bloom in Hitachi Seaside Park, turning the landscape into endless blue waves. Cosplayers are already flocking there — these fields were featured in Frieren.

An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car. The young driver jumped out, furious. “LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!” The old man looked shaken. “Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.” “DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes. The old man dialed his phone. Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it. “So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone. “Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!” A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.” Exactly ten minutes later… ...a Jeep screeched to a stop. A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement. Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”

@Warsamah @BarnetBandit @ShaykhSulaiman In the time scale of nation that in some form have been around 1000+ years , 15 years is nothing

@BarnetBandit @ShaykhSulaiman So Iran lost this case. How can an independent country be banned from enriching uranium within its own territory for 15 years? That is a long time.

CEASEFIRE UPDATE: IRAN-U.S DRAFT PROPOSAL ✅ Iran agrees to a 15-year enrichment suspension, with the exception of research reactors for medical isotopes. ✅ Iran’s stockpile of 60% and 20% uranium would be partially converted to reactor fuel, and partially ‘downblended’ to a lower enrichment level. However, it won’t leave Iran. ✅ Full IAEA supervison on Iran’s nuclear sites. ✅ Opening the Strait of Hormuz, with the possibility of collecting tolls. ✅ The U.S. will offer Iran phased sanctions relief ✅ The U.S. will unfreeze all Iranian assets currently frozen abroad, amounting to $20 Billion or more. ✅ The U.S. will commit to a non-aggression pact with Iran that is ensured through a UN National Security Council resolution and a treaty ratified by Congress. ✅ The U.S. will withdraw all its military forces from the Persian Gulf. Source: Amit Segal Israel Channel 12

I do think it’s kind of hilarious and unfortunate that @CDawgVA has to fully type out “Immune Deficiency Foundation” every time he mentions it now Huge congrats to everyone involved on another (insanely) successful cyclethon!

One day, 3 men died and went to heaven... "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said. "Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Religion?" he asked the third man. "Agnostic." "Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked. The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

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@GamewithDave Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@HalfwayPost Why does this sound a lot like what China wants to do with the Dalai Lama ?

BREAKING: After feuding for days with Pope Leo XIV, Donald Trump is reportedly threatening to demand all his Catholic fans start a "MAGA Reformation," renounce the Vatican, and start a competing branch of "American Catholicism" with its own US-based Pope that he wants to appoint.

📣VeraCrypt update : after Microsoft reinstated @idrassi Windows Hardware Dev account, active work on the next 1.26.x release is underway. Please share important bugs, regressions or low-risk improvements you think should be included before release.