Jean-Luc Canard
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Jean-Luc Canard
@JLCanard
Appalachistan diasporan. Professional immiserator. Armed neutral. Bemusement park enjoyer. Aspiring Cornfed Fred.
Katılım Ekim 2020
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Iranian state media aired footage of the Strait of Hormuz route near its coast, claiming all transit now requires IRGC approval. The passage runs between Larak and Qeshm islands.
Let’s see if it passes the U.S. blockade.
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Fun fact: if you store Jim Beam in one of these long term, let’s say a few months in Student Company awaiting SOPC II, the Jim Beam taste will leech into the plastic.
You will not like this flavor much the day you have to bound a team off an LZ because OPFOR are dicks.
The Buddy CSM@TheBuddyCSM
“You can’t smell a picture.” Me:
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Jean-Luc Canard retweetledi
Unfortunately for Pete, I hear black people vote in Democrat primaries.
Brian Cannon@BrianRCannon
Pete is a great example of someone who can beat Trump without becoming Trump.
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More firings like this one, please.
USA TODAY@USATODAY
Five months after he was fired as a U.S. immigration judge, Jeremiah Johnson found himself rumbling into the highlands of Guatemala on a crowded bus, a bouquet of flowers in hand. His unusual, if poetic, mission: to visit relatives of an indigenous family who fled their village for the United States and won asylum in his courtroom. Johnson, 52, served nearly a decade as an immigration judge in San Francisco, in a famously liberal circuit, hearing hundreds of asylum cases. Day in, day out, he heard stories of political and religious persecution, torture, violence, rape. He granted asylum 89% of the time. That statistic, he believes, is likely one of the reasons the Trump administration targeted him and the San Francisco court in an effort to rid the system of alleged bias in favor of immigrants, and against the Department of Homeland Security. bit.ly/4eDryrM 📸: Photo courtesy of Jeremiah Johnson
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@USATODAY Doesn't sound like Guatemala is too dangerous if he's able to casually visit it like this. Why did they need asylum again?
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Five months after he was fired as a U.S. immigration judge, Jeremiah Johnson found himself rumbling into the highlands of Guatemala on a crowded bus, a bouquet of flowers in hand.
His unusual, if poetic, mission: to visit relatives of an indigenous family who fled their village for the United States and won asylum in his courtroom.
Johnson, 52, served nearly a decade as an immigration judge in San Francisco, in a famously liberal circuit, hearing hundreds of asylum cases. Day in, day out, he heard stories of political and religious persecution, torture, violence, rape. He granted asylum 89% of the time.
That statistic, he believes, is likely one of the reasons the Trump administration targeted him and the San Francisco court in an effort to rid the system of alleged bias in favor of immigrants, and against the Department of Homeland Security. bit.ly/4eDryrM
📸: Photo courtesy of Jeremiah Johnson
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But it won’t matter. Nobody gives a shit.
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Odds Trump is impeached again hits 72% — an all-time high.
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@BrianRCannon Buttigieg can't even get black Democrats to vote for him. Even if somehow Trump was going to be on the ballot in November 2028, Buttigieg won't be.
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Pete is a great example of someone who can beat Trump without becoming Trump.
Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
However you've lined up politically in the past, if you're worried about where our country is headed, you belong in this conversation. Here are my full opening remarks from last night in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Thankful to the people of Oklahoma for such a warm welcome back.
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There are no accurate medical shows.
People would be bored out of their minds watching what we really do, day in and day out.
Dr Danish@operationdanish
I’m gonna say it… The Pitt over glorifies ER docs. It’s like Matt Damon and Good Will Hunting, but for ER docs. 99% of them wouldn’t be able to do half the 💩 they pretend to do on that show. I love you guys, but you know I’m right.
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@BudLightSadness My dad insisted it came from the same factory.
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Yall remember the poverty cereal that came in a big plastic bag and had names like “OH YALL AINT GOT NO MONEY.”
Dearest mother this is clearly not Cocoa Puffs
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@OfAthenry He took early retirement from his brief but exciting career as an incandescent light filament.
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Wild animals, public roadways, and badly installed infrastructure are 3 guaranteed jeet-deletes.
NEXTA@nexta_tv
😰 Watch this: tried to chase away a monkey — burned alive In India, a man used a long metal pole to scare the animal off his property but hit a power line. He was electrocuted and did not survive.
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@4noura You should be disbarred for spreading this bullshit, if you’re even licensed to practice law.
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The “ceasefire” stipulated that the people who endured this are the ones to be disarmed.
#Gaza #Genocide #DeZionification
Motasem A Dalloul@AbujomaaGaza
Holding his shovel and digging the land to set up his tent, he happened to find remains of missing person in Khan Younis. Specialist teams found out the remains belonged to father of Palestinian journalist Mohammad al Haddad. They found that he was executed before he was buried by the Israeli occupation forces..
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@ASo1omons Just imagine how desirable you’ll be once you buy all your clothes there.
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Ok, we're officially Costco members..
Thinking about taking the wife there for a date today..
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Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you...
"Hi, I'm the armed rapist who just broke into the house you're in"
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPeds
Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you... "Hi, I’m a T700-GE-401C!”
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I’m at the car and just did a shot. Ask me anything.
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Want a Saturday Night brain puzzler, potential existential crisis generator?
Look up Andromeda Paradox..
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